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Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:46 am ]
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Serious replies only.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:48 am ]
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Pay the hooker up front.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:50 am ]
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Serious replies only.

Either have sex or masturbate.

You're welcome.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:52 am ]
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Stop letting Smurfette blow you

or papa smurf....whoever
Author:  spmack [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:58 am ]
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If you've been going back and forth with the wife for the past hour or so and still won't give in, just watch a flick and get it out that way....the blue balls come because you've been in that state for the past hour or two and didn't release....like Martin said on "You So Crazy", get her back by bussing it all over her and tell her "See that could have been all in you instead of on you"....
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:59 am ]
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spmack wrote:
If you've been going back and forth with the wife for the past hour or so and still won't give in, just watch a flick and get it out that way....the blue balls come because you've been in that state for the past hour or two and didn't release....like Martin said on "You So Crazy", get her back by bussing it all over her and tell her "See that could have been all in you instead of on you"....

I'm remembering that sometimes the woman doesn't want sex as often. :| I'm not a big fan of that.
Author:  spmack [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:16 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
If you've been going back and forth with the wife for the past hour or so and still won't give in, just watch a flick and get it out that way....the blue balls come because you've been in that state for the past hour or two and didn't release....like Martin said on "You So Crazy", get her back by bussing it all over her and tell her "See that could have been all in you instead of on you"....

I'm remembering that sometimes the woman doesn't want sex as often. :| I'm not a big fan of that.

Kid, I know that all too well. Thats why I interview them in the beginning about it. :D
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:18 am ]
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spmack wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
If you've been going back and forth with the wife for the past hour or so and still won't give in, just watch a flick and get it out that way....the blue balls come because you've been in that state for the past hour or two and didn't release....like Martin said on "You So Crazy", get her back by bussing it all over her and tell her "See that could have been all in you instead of on you"....

I'm remembering that sometimes the woman doesn't want sex as often. :| I'm not a big fan of that.

Kid, I know that all too well. Thats why I interview them in the beginning about it. :D

Sunday nights it's, "But we have to get up early in the morning." So Monday morning, I wake up about 30 minutes early for a quick release.
Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:19 am ]
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Can I get a jerk before work?
Author:  spmack [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:21 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
If you've been going back and forth with the wife for the past hour or so and still won't give in, just watch a flick and get it out that way....the blue balls come because you've been in that state for the past hour or two and didn't release....like Martin said on "You So Crazy", get her back by bussing it all over her and tell her "See that could have been all in you instead of on you"....

I'm remembering that sometimes the woman doesn't want sex as often. :| I'm not a big fan of that.

Kid, I know that all too well. Thats why I interview them in the beginning about it. :D

Sunday nights it's, "But we have to get up early in the morning." So Monday morning, I wake up about 30 minutes early for a quick release.



That's when you hit her with the "All I need is 5 pumps". She will laugh, and then say hurry up.
Author:  312player [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:20 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Pay the hooker up front.






Wouldn't it be opposite? Pay her when you finish.
Author:  beni hanna [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:24 pm ]
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I like this day time spmack posting. More cutting edge than before.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:25 pm ]
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beni hanna wrote:
I like this day time spmack posting. More cutting edge than before.

I'd like to take full credit for getting him back to the board.


You're welcome.
Author:  beni hanna [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:28 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
beni hanna wrote:
I like this day time spmack posting. More cutting edge than before.

I'd like to take full credit for getting him back to the board.


You're welcome.

Did he interview you before coming back? just checking
Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:54 pm ]
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312player wrote:
Wouldn't it be opposite? Pay her when you finish.


Any self-respecting whore would ask for the money up front. It's just good business.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:57 pm ]
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Can I get a jerk before work?

Don't you hate the jerk where you're constantly keeping an ear out for the bedroom door just in case she walks out? The rushed jerk is never fun. I've learned to time her showers. When I hear that water stop, I know that there needs to have been a money shot somewhere.
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:18 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Can I get a jerk before work?

Don't you hate the jerk where you're constantly keeping an ear out for the bedroom door just in case she walks out? The rushed jerk is never fun. I've learned to time her showers. When I hear that water stop, I know that there needs to have been a money shot somewhere.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I cant like this post enough. It's a sad commentary on married/living together life.

Do you think they realize this and just turn a blind eye or are we as stealth about rubbing one out as we think we are?
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:22 pm ]
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I'd like to think she doesn't suspect it, but that would probably be naive of me.
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:24 pm ]
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Yeah, that's sort of my feeling as well. My thoughts are, if you are bothered by it start putting out more.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:59 pm ]
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She works three 12 hour days, so I love the days where she is at work until 7 because that means I have time before she gets home. No need to time the shower or any of that bullshit.

Its honestly somewhat of a crushing defeat when I'm about to leave work, and get the "I got off work early" text. Turns the whole mood of the evening around...sometimes.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:00 pm ]
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:lol: I love this. The feeling that others experience similar things is awesome.
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:10 pm ]
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:lol: :lol:

Yeah this is great. I always thought I was a bit of cretin. Now I realize that there are plenty of other cretins out there too.
Author:  spmack [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:11 pm ]
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So wait, you guys don't do the guilt trip? That always works for me. Make em feel bad that they have a perfectly working coosh and they are letting their man get it done on his own? I guess I'm like a pouty kid. I WANT IT AND I WANT IT NOW!
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:14 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
So wait, you guys don't do the guilt trip? That always works for me. Make em feel bad that they have a perfectly working coosh and they are letting their man get it done on his own? I guess I'm like a pouty kid. I WANT IT AND I WANT IT NOW!

See, I would actually feel worse if I thought she was doing it just because I guilted her into it. For me to enjoy it, she has to want it as much as I do, which is why I always particularly enjoy it more when she initiates things.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:16 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
which is why I always particularly enjoy it more when she initiates things.
All guys do.

Yet its always more fun when I log onto porn hub on my own...
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:18 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
beni hanna wrote:
I like this day time spmack posting. More cutting edge than before.

I'd like to take full credit for getting him back to the board.


You're welcome.


ummmmm?
Author:  Colonel Angus [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:04 pm ]
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So all you guys in relationships just masturbate all the time? Apparently, I'm not missing anything.
Author:  Dewskie [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:30 pm ]
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Serious reptiles only.

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Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed May 01, 2013 7:58 am ]
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She's just not a very sexual person, but I knew that going into the relationship. I've actually made her far wilder than she was.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed May 01, 2013 8:42 am ]
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Thanks, Dr Ruth. There are no real problems in our bedroom per say, it just doesn't happen every night. Which isn't that big a deal.

Porn hub runs 24/7 though, so when in Rome....
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