I can't beat my 11 year old at this:
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Wed May 01, 2013 12:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
Sure my kid isnt taking his MCAT's or developing advanced metrics on watching line play, but I'll tell you he plays one mean motherfuckin' cut throat game of Candyland. Im 2 -10 -1 against him. The tie being I was close to winning and he got pissed off and ran his Tonka truck into the middle of the gameboard and cards fucking everything up. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Wed May 01, 2013 12:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
My kid likes to slap me on my bulbous bald head and laugh demonically. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed May 01, 2013 12:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
Tall Midget wrote: My kid likes to slap me on my bulbous bald head and laugh demonically. Who wouldnt? |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Wed May 01, 2013 12:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
badrogue17 wrote: Sure my kid isnt taking his MCAT's or developing advanced metrics on watching line play, but I'll tell you he pays one mean motherfuckin' cut throat game of Candyland. Im 2 -10 -1 against him. The tie being I was close to winning and he got pissed off and ran his Tonka truck into the middle of the gameboard and cards fucking everything up. I've only ever finished one game of Candyland with my son. I am 0-1. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed May 01, 2013 12:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
I can't beat my 11 year old at this:
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Wed May 01, 2013 12:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
I am 12-1-1 in Memory against the boy. No mercy! |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Wed May 01, 2013 12:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
denisdman wrote: I can't beat my 11 year old at this: You just know that dude sitting on the couch is racist. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed May 01, 2013 12:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
I have played many games of Candyland with my daughter Those fucking things can be endless if you play it straight |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Wed May 01, 2013 12:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
Terry's Peeps wrote: I am 12-1-1 in Memory against the boy. No mercy!  I'm not going to let him win in things I can control. Candyland is all luck. The kid was drawing the special square cards and double colors like crazy. It was the perfect storm. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed May 01, 2013 12:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
rogers park bryan wrote: I have played many games of Candyland with my daughter Those fucking things can be endless if you play it straight Jason Collins games of Candyland end quickly. I'll see myself out... |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Wed May 01, 2013 1:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
badrogue17 wrote: denisdman wrote: I can't beat my 11 year old at this: You just know that dude sitting on the couch is racist. well, there is a copy of Mein Kampf on the bookshelf. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed May 01, 2013 1:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
I don't like his racist white sock/black shoe combination. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed May 01, 2013 1:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
Douchebag wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: I have played many games of Candyland with my daughter Those fucking things can be endless if you play it straight Jason Collins games of Candyland end quickly. I'll see myself out... See, I would've gone with Chutes & Ladders there. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Wed May 01, 2013 2:20 pm ] |
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Don Tiny wrote: Douchebag wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: I have played many games of Candyland with my daughter Those fucking things can be endless if you play it straight Jason Collins games of Candyland end quickly. I'll see myself out... See, I would've gone with Chutes & Ladders there. Once, I played a game of Poop Chutes and Ladders. It was a lot different. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Wed May 01, 2013 2:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
Chus wrote: Once, I played a game of Poop Chutes and Ladders. It was a lot different. Not really. The guy on top still wins. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed May 01, 2013 2:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
hey aren't we supposed to be uncomfortable with this thread cuz it mentions bernstein's kids? i mean ike OBVIOUSLY wanted to start beating up babies the other day, so what exactly is jason bern stine supposed to "take" ??? murky waters here, so i think we need to check out sanctimony and get all transcendental up in this piece. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Wed May 01, 2013 2:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
sinicalypse wrote: hey aren't we supposed to be uncomfortable with this thread cuz it mentions bernstein's kids? i mean ike OBVIOUSLY wanted to start beating up babies the other day, so what exactly is jason bern stine supposed to "take" ??? murky waters here, so i think we need to check out sanctimony and get all transcendental up in this piece. Not really. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Wed May 01, 2013 2:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
Tad Queasy wrote: badrogue17 wrote: denisdman wrote: I can't beat my 11 year old at this: You just know that dude sitting on the couch is racist. well, there is a copy of Mein Kampf on the bookshelf. What's going on with the roll of toilet paper? |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Wed May 01, 2013 2:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Take that , Jason BernStine!! |
The floors could use a good treatment also, that dude needs to get off of his lazy ass and get to work. |
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