#lazypeopleproblems

Friend of mine, very heavy smoker (daily) has his Father In Law getting him a major life insurance policy.

He knows his son in law smokes (not how much) and tells him it will be very intense physical he will need to take in 30 days, so no smokey!

My guy needs his daily buzz, so he started with 2-3 mixed drinks every evening, but no smoking for 30 days

He takes the physical and no Marijuana traces.

But...

Signs of Alcoholism...had to wait another 45 days to take next test of no drinking, smokey, etc

P.s. he is a Riverwoods resident...not that anyone else would care

Ok, just found out there are random drug tests in Israel during the Maccabei games and marijuana is a banned substance. Never had a drug test in my life, ok, that's not true..I had to take one when I went on Love Cruise and I tested positive for pot, but it was hollywood so no one gave a shit.

So, what do I gotta do to pass while at the same time continue smoking weed daily for as long as I can leading up to the games?

We can also get a note from a doctor stating that you are allowed to take the drug, but not sure if that would work for weed or if my doc would write such a note. I've had 7 back surgeries so its not like its a stretch to say I would qualify for medical marijuana.

This really sucks, I just found out a great place in Tel Aviv to score hash while I'm there.

You better be sure they don't and cannot report back to the ARDC. They initiate a lot of there cases just on things they read in the newspaper.

On a good note, one of the soccer players is from St. Ignatius. You can use my name as an opening line when making your move.

You're basically fucked. You can buy flush drinks but they really don't work and they'll be testing you for masking agents.
A heavy smoker can test positive for 45 days on 50 ng/mL cutoffs, but I suspect you'll be getting more senisitive 20 ng/mL tests. Chugging water doesn't really work. It's not water soluble.
If you're in good shape you won't have much body fat, and that will help.
You need to work out hard core and sweat out as much as possible.

#lazypeopleproblems

pot smoking = laziness = falacy.

42 year old, good education, good job, home owner, pays bills on time, exercises at least 5x a week, full plate of activities between hockey and golf, active social life, rarely gets to spend a whole night at home, smokes weed. Not really the template for lazy.

I heard there was a tea you could drink that would help?

I do work out hardcore playing hockey 5x a week, but I also have lots of body fat since I'm apparently a medical marvel in that I can work out 5x a week, eat good and still gain wait. Been fighting the fat gene my whole life and as I get older its winning.

Get the doctor's note or quit smoking and look forward to how high you'll be the first time you smoke after 30 days off

Had your thyroid checked lately?

Too many drug induced Funions?

btw: living in Riverwoods isn't all that glamorous...unless you want flooding problems, trees you can't cut down, and Army Corps of Engineer wetlands all over your property.

No, that's also fallacy

It's the drinks. McDonald's Coke to be exact. He can't quit.

Are any stoner stereotypes true?

Go to your local head shop and buy the synthetic urine. It comes with instructions and a heat strip so you know it's in the temperature range. Basically nuke it a half hour before your test, and bring it with you. Works every time!