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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu May 16, 2013 2:27 pm ]
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Old SNL skit. The concept is quite simple: there is a list three items: a food product, a person, and a vehicle. The person taking the poll will then chose the one the want the most: The food, the sex, or the car.

There is only one correct answer, to be determined by the person who poses the question. I will start;


A bag of gummy bears, Bea Arthur, or a truck with a staircase thats used at airports?

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu May 16, 2013 2:28 pm ]
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Frank Ditka

Author:  Bagels [ Thu May 16, 2013 2:30 pm ]
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why would someone want to have sex with a dead person

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu May 16, 2013 2:30 pm ]
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I'd eat the gummy bears out of her old hairy bush and then lay the pipe at the top of the staircase.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu May 16, 2013 2:32 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
why would someone want to have sex with a dead person


Like you've never stopped in for a cold one .....

Author:  Brick [ Thu May 16, 2013 2:34 pm ]
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On a scale of Frank to spmack, how I ugly am I? That changes my answer.

Author:  Dallas Winston [ Thu May 16, 2013 2:59 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
why would someone want to have sex with a dead person


Why in the blue hell would someone want to fuck Bea Arthur when she was alive? :shock:

Speaking of Bea, Garry Meier posted something on Facebook about a t0pless painting of her going for big bucks. Somebody more computer savvy then me please find this story on the interwebs!

Author:  spmack [ Thu May 16, 2013 2:59 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
On a scale of Frank to spmack, how I ugly am I? That changes my answer.

:lol:

Author:  SteveSarley [ Thu May 16, 2013 3:02 pm ]
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Forget the car! make it sex, food and tv!
"So, how's the fornicating gourmet?"
"Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft-boiled egg and a quickie. You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate."

Author:  Bagels [ Thu May 16, 2013 3:05 pm ]
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can't wait until bigfan shows up..

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu May 16, 2013 3:16 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
can't wait until bigfan shows up..


That makes one of us ....

Author:  Chus [ Thu May 16, 2013 3:21 pm ]
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SteveSarley wrote:
Forget the car! make it sex, food and tv!
"So, how's the fornicating gourmet?"
"Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft-boiled egg and a quickie. You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate."


I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Thu May 16, 2013 5:00 pm ]
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Are they Haribo Gummy Bears? If so, then the Gummy Bears.

Author:  newper [ Thu May 16, 2013 6:58 pm ]
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Dallas Winston wrote:
Speaking of Bea, Garry Meier posted something on Facebook about a t0pless painting of her going for big bucks. Somebody more computer savvy then me please find this story on the interwebs!


http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/peop ... n/2166623/

Quote:
This isn't how we remember the famous Golden Girl!

But it's Bea Arthur. Naked. Topless. And for sale.

Artist John Currin, who lives in Brooklyn, painted the oil-on-canvas work in 1991, according to a listing at Christie's auction house in New York.

The New York Post reports that the portrait sold Wednesday night at auction for $1.9 million to anonymous buyer over the phone. Currin, who is known for satirical works of women in provocative positions, came under fire when he first painted it.

Critics blasted it for being sexist, misogynistic and vulgar. Others argued it was a statement about feminism and age, calling it ironic and entertaining.

Arthur, who died in 2009, did not sit for the art, says the Post.

But the painting is "historically significant, Christie's spokesman Koji Inoue tells the Post. "It's radical to sexualize someone people think of as asexual." He added, "The painting has a visual toughness to it — but it's also fun."

Meanwhile, don't try to find the artwork on Facebook. The site banned it for being too racy.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri May 17, 2013 7:27 am ]
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The correct answer was gummy bears



Ribeye steak, Harrier jet, or Patricia Richardson- the mom from Home Improvement?

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri May 17, 2013 8:29 am ]
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Patricia.

What about mustang, a female mustang, and a Mustang?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri May 17, 2013 8:30 am ]
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
In terms of dealing with these Mustangs, any of these 3, in partickular, will due just fine

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