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Author:  Irish Boy [ Fri May 17, 2013 6:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Why are NBA cheerleaders so ugly?

This is an important question.

Author:  Irish Boy [ Fri May 17, 2013 6:41 pm ]
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Question also applies to ~30 of the 32 NFL teams' cheerleaders as well.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Fri May 17, 2013 7:25 pm ]
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Irish Boy wrote:
Question also applies to ~30 of the 32 NFL teams' cheerleaders as well.


What's not to love?

Image

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Fri May 17, 2013 7:32 pm ]
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Now that's a fucking low blow!! :evil:

Author:  bigfan [ Fri May 17, 2013 9:48 pm ]
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Packers are the exception, limited supply!

Other teams have these girls dedicate way too much time to this "Job" like it is a career!

Back in the day, The Bulls Cathy Core (sp?) director of "cheering" would regularily fight with Phil, when players came out to shoot, 5 or 10 minutes before her time was up! Phil, would have to have guys sit down and not get ready for games because this lady thought anyone gave a shit if the girls were doing anything/everything right.

Now, if you are a really hot/dancer/cheerleader type, looking for whatever the next step might be from cheering, you are not going to invest the time and effort the directors want. No way.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sat May 18, 2013 12:38 am ]
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Don't they also have to be employed as something else to be a Bulls cheerleader, being a Luv-a-Bull can't be their only job? Or am I confusing this w/ Football referees?

Author:  Apologist [ Sat May 18, 2013 1:03 am ]
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If you are going to sporting events expecting the part-time-hired whores to appear attractive, you have serious lifestyle issues.

Author:  Apologist [ Sat May 18, 2013 1:55 am ]
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Which is exactly why i wouldn't be looking for them at a sporting event.

Author:  Rod [ Sat May 18, 2013 12:25 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
Now, if you are a really hot/dancer/cheerleader type, looking for whatever the next step might be from cheering...


Doug Collins' bed.

Author:  Bagels [ Sat May 18, 2013 3:38 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Irish Boy wrote:
Question also applies to ~30 of the 32 NFL teams' cheerleaders as well.


What's not to love?

Image


3, 2, 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Author:  KDdidit [ Sat May 18, 2013 4:14 pm ]
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As someone who was a cheerleader for 4 years in college, the average ones were much more fun.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Sat May 18, 2013 4:37 pm ]
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I was going to italicize it to "so you were that guy" but then thought harder and went with "so you were that guy."

Author:  Irish Boy [ Sun May 19, 2013 12:30 am ]
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You guys have blown off my question but this is serious. These are hundred-million organizations. Why are the women so weird looking?

I mean, I really don't care. But I don't understand why all organizations haven't gone the Miami Dolphins route.

Author:  conns7901 [ Sun May 19, 2013 1:28 am ]
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Irish Boy wrote:
You guys have blown off my question but this is serious. These are hundred-million organizations. Why are the women so weird looking?

I mean, I really don't care. But I don't understand why all organizations haven't gone the Miami Dolphins route.


The pay is shit and it is a huge time commitment.

Author:  bigfan [ Sun May 19, 2013 11:33 am ]
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Colonel Angus wrote:
Don't they also have to be employed as something else to be a Bulls cheerleader, being a Luv-a-Bull can't be their only job? Or am I confusing this w/ Football referees?

Yes, most have other jobs as well. Making the dedication to this "career" even harder

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Sun May 19, 2013 3:06 pm ]
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Image Irish Boy a Burrito????

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Sun May 19, 2013 3:21 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
I'm sensing a NSFW spread on the horizon.

spread :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sun May 19, 2013 7:20 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:

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In conclusion, by and large, Irish Boy is correct.

I wonder if that hole in her throat is where her adam's apple was.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sun May 19, 2013 9:47 pm ]
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I think this explains everything. I give you... Paula Abdul.

Image

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon May 20, 2013 9:52 am ]
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KDdidit wrote:
As someone who was a cheerleader for 4 years in college, the average ones were much more fun.


This deserves further exploration.

You were a male cheerleader?

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon May 20, 2013 10:15 am ]
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Even above the questions about him, I have questions of him.

Author:  KDdidit [ Mon May 20, 2013 10:40 am ]
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Don't forget I'm one of the only people here who has played NCAA sports :lol: I played soccer in the fall and baseball in the spring and wasn't doing anything in the winter. Some of the girls who played soccer were also cheerleaders and asked me if I wanted to do it. As I'm not one to say no to athletic women in spandex I said why not. This was just D3 though so the cheerleaders weren't petite waifs who weighed less than 100 pounds. Some were almost close to cheerleader size and some were like the soccer players who would run you over for looking at them crosseyed. I know I've mentioned it here before but I've been to cheerleader sleepovers, but sadly they're nothing like the movies I saw as a kid.

Author:  spmack [ Mon May 20, 2013 12:45 pm ]
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The Knicks cheerleader that KS posted a pic of is actually not bad.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon May 20, 2013 12:55 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
spmack wrote:
The Knicks cheerleader that KS posted a pic of is actually not bad.



Compared to this she is:


Image


Image

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon May 20, 2013 1:14 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
spmack wrote:
The Knicks cheerleader that KS posted a pic of is actually not bad.



Compared to this she is:


Image

I gotta believe that's airbrushed. Too perfect.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon May 20, 2013 1:15 pm ]
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Image

Author:  redskingreg [ Mon May 20, 2013 1:30 pm ]
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Hail to the Redskins!

Author:  Brick [ Mon May 20, 2013 1:31 pm ]
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Maybe these cheerleaders have switched things around and are actually beautiful on the inside?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon May 20, 2013 1:32 pm ]
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9.5

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