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| Author: | spmack [ Thu May 23, 2013 10:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Do it. Bros before hoes. |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Thu May 23, 2013 10:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
I'll need to see a pic of this GF. |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Thu May 23, 2013 10:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
i was going to ask if she was relateively young (<30) but going by her being a divorcee I'm guessing she's at least 30...but younger chicks are into shit that previous generations would find taboo or otherwise out of bounds for a normal relationship. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu May 23, 2013 10:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Colonel Angus wrote: I'll need to see a pic of this GF. Agreed. Though, the answer is obviously 'no'. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu May 23, 2013 10:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Go for the belt!
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Thu May 23, 2013 10:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
A few more questions before I can honestly answer. 1. How important is this friendship (friendship?) to you? Will you be willing to never speak to this friend again if things get too weird? 2. Is this friend Hawger? |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Thu May 23, 2013 10:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
immessedup17 wrote: I forgot to offer that I would be available to step in...should KS back out. Pending a "6.5" rating or higher, of course. What if she's Asian? What if she's not Asian, but the friend is? Would that even matter? |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Thu May 23, 2013 10:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Thu May 23, 2013 11:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Keeping Score wrote: I'm certain everyone here would fuck her. Everyone except you it seems. |
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| Author: | Drop In [ Thu May 23, 2013 11:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
No |
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| Author: | Dewskie [ Thu May 23, 2013 11:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Logic, reason, and the decent human being in you will say no, but the lizard brain must have it's rewards. |
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| Author: | Apologist [ Thu May 23, 2013 11:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Seems like you are a pawn in some kind of fucked up psychodrama between the two of them. I mean, out of all possible outcomes, the potential for bad things coming out of it is greater than anything good. Unless you enjoy drama, or something... oh, wait a minute.. |
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| Author: | Scorehead [ Thu May 23, 2013 11:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
The 5 seconds of pleasure isn't worth the possible risks. This wont end well for you. Just say no. |
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| Author: | newper [ Thu May 23, 2013 11:41 pm ] |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Fri May 24, 2013 12:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
This thread is 100% useless/pointless without pics. Might as well be a Penthouse Forum, KS. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri May 24, 2013 4:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
RFDC wrote: Keeping Score wrote: I'm certain everyone here would fuck her. Everyone except you it seems. 
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| Author: | Killer V [ Fri May 24, 2013 5:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Colonel Angus wrote: Will you be willing to never speak to this friend again if things get too weird? IF things get too weird? It's pretty much guaranteed that things will be weird between them the moment KS gets caught checking out the dealer's junk. Maybe the dealer has always had a crush on you and is using this girlfriend as an excuse to "provide" you with something else... |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri May 24, 2013 5:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Killer V wrote: Colonel Angus wrote: Will you be willing to never speak to this friend again if things get too weird? IF things get too weird? It's pretty much guaranteed that things will be weird between them the moment KS gets caught checking out the dealer's junk. Maybe the dealer has always had a crush on you and is using this girlfriend as an excuse to "provide" you with something else... Guys seem to get awfully close in those DP porns. 
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri May 24, 2013 5:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Pros: At least you'll no longer be grossed out when you are at a party and someone double dips a chip. You'll be able to say "Yeah, that's gross, but at least he didn't stick his dick in something I was about to use". Cons: Everything else. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri May 24, 2013 6:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
too creepy. also, there is no such thing as a free lunch. |
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| Author: | WayneStylie [ Fri May 24, 2013 7:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Whoa, bro! This totes reminds me of this time Brendan's little bro Carson aka Carbomb was asked by his bro's girlfriend to do a threesome. Now, this bro...I think his name was T.J., he was like this possessive fuckin' dude who would like beat the shit out of you for beating him at Big Buck Hunter. Anyway, his girlfriend was this totally hot chick, Leah Banks. She was years younger than us, like I said, this was Carbomb's age. Her parents were British and shit, and she always drank tea hahaha. But like, she was this total freak who wanted to fuck like a group of guys at once I think. Well, T.J. was like no fucking way but she said she'd pay Carbomb five hundy if he'd make out with T.J. and she could watch, and then have sex with them simultaneously. She never told T.J. about it because she knew he'd be all like no fucking way bro. For reals. But so she breaks up with T.J. anyway because her parents want to move back to England. I always hoped she'd do porn or some shit but I don't think she ever did. My boy Trev-Dog though, he once said he had a threesome with Bailey Thomas and Amber Sykes. We all knew he was full of shit but then T-Y had sex with Amber and she told him she had a threesome once but didn't say with who. You never know, bro. You just never know. But I wouldn't fuck with that shit, because the Stylie knows that fucked up chicks make fucked up dicks and I ain't doin' no fucking STD shit. Fuck that. Out. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri May 24, 2013 7:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
 You're looking at this the wrong way, stop using the world girlfriend. This is a freak that your friend has been banging for 8 months and she wants to fuck you. She'll be out of his life in a few months either way. Might as well get something out of it. |
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| Author: | Northside_Dan [ Fri May 24, 2013 7:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
RPB is right. However, very real chance that your buddy is more hung up on her than he's letting you realize and he thinks that this crazy idea is way to make their relationship stronger. Don't do it if you value the friendship at all. At best it will never be the same, at worse, and I'd say likely, it's more or less over. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Fri May 24, 2013 7:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Northside_Dan wrote: RPB is right. However, very real chance that your buddy is more hung up on her than he's letting you realize and he thinks that this crazy idea is way to make their relationship stronger. Don't do it if you value the friendship at all. At best it will never be the same, at worse, and I'd say likely, it's more or less over. Great words by Northside Dan, right here. Take them to heart, KS. This chick is nuts and may just be pushing your friend hard for this and he is relenting because he likes her, as strange as that sounds. I agree with Dan, for all intents and purposes the friendship is over if you go through with this. Tread carefully. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri May 24, 2013 7:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Tell your what KS, when I get up there next weekend I will check her out. I will step in for a dear buddy if need be, I am here for you KS. |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri May 24, 2013 7:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
You know why guys like porn so much? Because it lets them watch grown adults doing things that they will either never have the opportunity to do, or should never try under any circumstances. It's all fantasy. Porn does not translate well into "real life." |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri May 24, 2013 7:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Is banging your drug dealers girlfriend as he watches and waits for his turn a common occurrence in the drug scene or does this violate the traditions of the drug user/drug dealer dynamic? |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Fri May 24, 2013 8:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Stop being a pussy. Do you need lord calvert to hold your fucking hand and show you how to swing? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri May 24, 2013 8:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Bullshit on you being 46. I'd guess you to be half that age. |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Fri May 24, 2013 8:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Bullshit on you being 46. I'd guess you to be half that age. Aside from Miss Swift his musical preferences give away his age and it seems accurate. |
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