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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
Says he got cancer from eating the chocha. Not the smoking and drinking... Actor Michael Douglas taught the world at least one thing Monday: Oral sex can sometimes cause cancer. In an interview published in the Guardian newspaper, Douglas appeared to blame his own battle with throat cancer on oral sex — although that interpretation was later disputed by one of his representatives. The Guardian quoted Douglas as attributing his illness to the HPV virus spread through oral sex. When asked about his cancer, Douglas said, "without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV (human papillomavirus), which actually comes from cunnilingus." In response, spokesman Allen Burry said Douglas never said oral sex was the cause of his own cancer, just one of the many causes. "In a discussion with the newspaper, they talked about the causes of oral cancer, one of which was oral sex, which is noted and has been known for a while now," Burry said. Health officials say smoking and drinking alcohol are the main causes of oral cancer, although the human papillomavirus has been linked to one kind of throat cancer. The human papillomavirus is mostly known for causing cervical cancer. Douglas also told the Guardian he didn't regret his years of smoking and drinking. A spokesman for the Guardian said in an email that the paper hadn't received any complaints about its interview either from Douglas or his representatives. Douglas has starred in many movies — including "Basic Instinct," ''Fatal Attraction" and "Wall Street" — and is married to the actress Catherine Zeta-Jones. He is currently appearing in a biopic about Liberace titled "Behind the Candelabra." Diandra Douglas, who split from the actor in 2000, told gossip website TMZ she does not have HPV. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
Thank you Mr Douglas, now those of us still brave enough to risk cancer can reap all the benefits... |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
Credit to Fox News for the.......story? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
He should have eaten some mangos. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
He was a man that defied the odds. He grew up poor but built himself an empire based on his acting abilities. He wowed us in roles as diverse as the vagina he used to ravenously devour. Little did this man know that one of the skanks he was with had HPV. This turned into cancer nearly costing this brave American his life. But once again he bucked the odds and survived, giving him many more years of cunnilingus. This pussy eater was none other than Mr Michael Douglas...... And now you know the REST of the story. Good day. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
I always got a kick out of Paul Harvey when he said "pussy eater"... |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
Maybe it was the bush that caused this. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
You just shut your mouth Hawger. The last thing I need is for people to think a healthy bush causes cancer. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
Easily I'm approachin', there ain't no jokin' When the pussy holes are open Ready to fuck until my dick is raw Yo! the muthafuckin' devil's son-in-law (C.P.O.) Peter Peter, the Pussy-eater No it's the E, the mothafuckin' pussy-beater |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
Hank Scorpio wrote: You just shut your mouth Hawger. The last thing I need is for people to think a healthy bush causes cancer. No need to get excited, you know just back then those things were quite, well, uh LARGE!! |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
I did not give Michael Douglas cancer. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
♫Ooh, that smell Can't you smell that smell Ooh, that smell The smell of it surrounds you♫ |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
 sonofabitch |
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| Author: | Houston Homer [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
Frank Coztansa wrote: He should have eaten some mangos.  I read something this morning that quoted the Guardian article, and not only did he say it was the cause but that it was also the cure.  ok found the link: http://www.today.com/entertainment/mich ... 6C10167042 "Douglas, 68, went on to say in Sunday's story that he "did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
huh...i would have put it on the years of smoking and rampant cocaine use? |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
i really liked The Game, i thought it was a really underrated Michael Douglas movie |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
Falling Down was his best imo. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
Is the Gordon Gekko mult still around? |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
spmack wrote: Is the Gordon Gekko mult still around? That would be too much like right... |
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| Author: | OldNavyPreacher [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
You can't go to heaven giving oral sex! |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
Actor Michael Douglas taught the world at least one thing Monday: Oral sex can sometimes cause cancer. Is this the first time you guys have ever heard this? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
OldNavyPreacher wrote: You can't go to heaven giving oral sex! What about getting oral sex?
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
I'll just confess on my deathbed an all will be forgiven. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
Seacrest wrote: Actor Michael Douglas taught the world at least one thing Monday: Oral sex can sometimes cause cancer. Is this the first time you guys have ever heard this? Is it just more fun for you to strike up a debate out of nowhere? Who said they never heard of this? What was said to make you think people are unaware of HPV? Mr. Douglas smoked.....a lot. That leads the pack in causes for throat cancer. But still, not sure what you are reading here... |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
Krazy Ivan wrote: Seacrest wrote: Actor Michael Douglas taught the world at least one thing Monday: Oral sex can sometimes cause cancer. Is this the first time you guys have ever heard this? Is it just more fun for you to strike up a debate out of nowhere? Who said they never heard of this? What was said to make you think people are unaware of HPV? Mr. Douglas smoked.....a lot. That leads the pack in causes for throat cancer. But still, not sure what you are reading here... No one did, that's why I asked the question. Most questions are asked for clarification purposes. If you think I should run all of my questions past you first before i post in the future, I'm going to have to respectfully decline. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
I never knew this. No more foreplay. I wonder how that will work. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
I won't change a thing... |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
Nas wrote: I never knew this. No more foreplay. I wonder how that will work. But it's the cause and cure of throat cancer, so keep on trucking... |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
Keeping Score wrote: This only applies to cunnilingus, right? Salad tossing wasn't mentioned... |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So....um.....Michael Douglas. |
ouch... |
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