1. For Speeps Jr. to grow up in a world that isn't completely fucked.
2. For every Chicago sports team to win a championship in one year.

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I want Stern to admit he went over the line when he punished Popovich and the Spurs for resting up earlier this season. He supplied no reason for why this act in particular caused a fine, and a 250k fine at that. Also, the Heat just rested James, Wade, and Chalmers versus the Spurs, and no such fine is applied to them. I probably should do a top ten commissioner fiascos, but I'd honestly have to put this at the top. I'm still angry thinking about it now. Stern's opened up double standards across the board now... does everything have to be approved through the commissioners office or can a coach coach? It's ludicrous. The whole thing. Oh, and look who is in the Finals now, Mr. Stern? Maybe the guy coaching knows how to coach his team? I can't say that sitting them that game got them to the point they were at, but it was a deliberate move done in order to keep an older team fresh. I have heard countless arguments that Stern was right, but at the end of the day to me it boils down to the fact that the league needs to make a ruling on what resting is allowed, and what isn't allowed. And if it all has to go through Stern's office for approval, so be it, but damn man, take a stand and say these are the rules! You can't go enforcing things arbitrarily depending upon what pisses you off from day to day! You want to run your league like a dictator, be my guest, but don't be surprised when people get pissed off at the way you handle things.

That is what I most want.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

1. The Power of Teleportation
2. The Cubs to win a World Series in my mother's lifetime

Unless I'm missing something, #1 is infinitely more likely than #2, as it is impossible for the latter to happen. Ya whacko.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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1.) Lou Malnati's would be fuckin great right now
2.) See the Bulls as currently constructed, healthy Rose and all, win the NBA title next season, with Noah winning Finals MVP

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

1) An infinite amount of money
2) A Blackhawks dynasty

1. To send 80% of you to Panther's Tropical Island, document it, and call it Burrito Cruise or Something Fruity.
2. Bears Super Bowl Tickets.

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@audioidkid

Holy Shit!!!!

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

A Cubs WS win was something my mother wanted but unfortunately did not get to see.

When I was 9 and started following baseball she said, "Don't waste your time with that lousy team like I have. They have not gotten to the world series in 60 years."

40+ years later I am starting to feel like I am on the clock with them. I hope they win while I am still somewhat sentient

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

The highest thing you could hope for is peace

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

To have my family free of debt, worry, and to not suffer terribly and have it be over quickly when our time in this life is over.

As a fan; Bears and Sox to win more titles
For myself; make a hole in 1 and make an eagle on the golf course

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For someone else to pay off my house.

To witness a Redskins Super Bowl title.

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-- source

A hole in one gets you the eagle (or a double eagle if it happens on a par 4).

I have two career eagles (I am not a very good golfer). I play all over but oddly both eagles were on the same hole at a course I don't play often - par 5 #18 at Pinecrest in Huntley. One was Driver, 3 wood, one putt (a nice long curving putt). The second was driver, ugly second shot, then holed a 155 yard 7 iron

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

I know. Hole in 1 would be on a par 3. I'd like to Eagle a par 5 or par 4. I've come within a foot of a hole in one 3 different times. I've had 2 eagle chips already this year and flubbed them both terribly.

Earlier this year on a 510 yard par 5 with a creek that runs about 60 yards short of the green, I got over the creek in 2...ended up taking an 8 on the hole

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Running Man but with Agents of the Government

My enemies to be poor, impotent, and sexless.

Jay Cutler to be playing somewhere else.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Interesting argument

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15 trillion dollars

Cubs world series

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This is the correct answer on both counts

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Exactly why I have Sini on my ignore list, and you jags are replying to him.

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-- source

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

You're the man now dog!

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hi, i'm sinicalypse and i just wanna say fuck redskingreg! i've updated my signature with an actual quote from the guy (cuz you know, he's so damn quoteworthy) and ummm.... i wanna complement his creative process when coming up with a board/internet handle that's like "hmmm, my name is greg... i like the redskins.... * claps hands * damn i'm good"

so thanks, you jags, for forcing a man of such sophisticated culture and taste as redskingreg to have to suffer through my obviously demented, wrong, and utterly forgettable sense of humor. and don't forget to make sure that the chick you choose in KS' first question likes anal sex cuz, HEH HEH, IT'S KEEPING SCORE AND HE LOVES THEM GAY JOKES.

(in all honesty, i should have saved that for an elmhurst $teve thread, but like, the weird campy faux-homoeroticism thing is just about as annoying as brandy-poo)

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Are you making fun of someone's username choice on a message board?

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We must have similar short games. The most unpredictable club in my bag is my pitching wedge. That club alone should be reason enough for me to carry a personal umbrella policy

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Cubs win World Series by sweeping Marlins in first round, coming back from a 3-1 deficit to beat the Cards in 7 and beat the Yankees in 7 at Wrigley field.

Side note: Mark Prior contributes as a middle reliever

Yeah it would be great to see the Cubs score all of those runs off of Mark Prior pitching relief for the Yankees

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EDIT

Sox win World Series in October 2014.
Bears win Super Bowl in February 2015.
Bulls win NBA Championship in June 2015.
Hawks win Stanley Cup in June 2015.
Cubs win World Series in October 2015.

Then the apocalypse begins.

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