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Jeez, I'm skimming the "View Active Topics" tab here for the umpteenth time today, and tehre just isn't ANYTHING that makes me want to click.

Show threads about shows nobody listens to? Keep walkin'.

Golf? C'mon. Call me when the word "Tiger" is in the marquee.

NBA Basketball? What? NBA Basketball is on hiatus until bitch-ass Derrick decides to grow a pair.

Tebow? Yeah., why don't we just talk about Penn State.

. . . and so on.

SOMEBODY RESCUE THIS FUCKIN' PLACE TODAY, WOULDYA?!?

I've been back and forth most of the day, but the few posts that I did submit, were quite exceptional in my opinion.

Jeez, I'm skimming the "View Active Topics" tab here for the umpteenth time today, and there just isn't ANYTHING that makes me want to click.

Show threads about shows nobody listens to? Keep walkin'.

Golf? C'mon. Call me when the word "Tiger" is in the marquee.

NBA Basketball? What? NBA Basketball is on hiatus until bitch-ass Derrick decides to grow a pair.

Tebow? Yeah., why don't we just talk about Penn State?

. . . and so on.

SOMEBODY RESCUE THIS FUCKIN' PLACE TODAY, WOULDYA?!?

Yeah, I don't get spmack's comment either.

he's not the asshat of the board. He's not even close

Frank Coztansa wrote:

spmack wrote:

he's not the asshat of the board. He's not even close

I agree that he is not the, but he's close.

I'm not close - I would be able to smell you if I were, cheesebreath.

Q.Bovifs wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

spmack wrote:

he's not the asshat of the board. He's not even close

I agree that he is not the, but he's close.

I'm not close - I would be able to smell you if I were, cheesebreath.

I enjoy Panther's talent for delivering an insult. He nicely meshes a childlike fixation on superficial detail with a world-weary viciousness.

TM and GD, you all are making my point. He's a decent enough poster that shouldn't be in 2nd place in the Asshat poll.

Tall Midget wrote:

spmack wrote:

TM and GD, you all are making my point. He's a decent enough poster that shouldn't be in 2nd place in the Asshat poll.

Panther is a polarizing figure (a trait that I think reflects well upon him). It's not like he's gotten a ton of votes for king asshat. It's quite reasonable to believe that seven people dislike him enough to cast a vote for him. In any event, I don't think the big cat is asshat enough to mount a mult campaign for the title.

Um.......

HOF HOF HOF HOF HOF HOF HOF

This place went to shit when Jimmy Pasta bowed out.

Hatchetman wrote:

This place went to shit when Jimmy Pasta bowed out.

Where is he? Maybe we should have a CSFMB wellness check?

Douchebag wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

This place went to shit when Jimmy Pasta bowed out.

Where is he? Maybe we should have a CSFMB wellness check?

You check the sewers and dumpsters. I'll hit the soup kitchens, bakeries, and smorgasbords.

I'm home now, but still pretty weak BUT not as weak as that frickin Cubs lineup, am I right?

Author:	Douchebag [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:58 pm ]
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Sorry, I've been swamped at work this week. Mostly too busy to post.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:59 pm ]
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Author:	Phil McCracken [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:03 pm ]
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Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:03 pm ]
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Shutup, panther.

Author:	Zizou [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:05 pm ]
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Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:07 pm ]
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Zizou wrote:

Author:	hootmon [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:10 pm ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote: Jeez, I'm skimming the "View Active Topics" tab here for the umpteenth time today, and tehre just isn't ANYTHING that makes me want to click. Show threads about shows nobody listens to? Keep walkin'. Golf? C'mon. Call me when the word "Tiger" is in the marquee. NBA Basketball? What? NBA Basketball is on hiatus until bitch-ass Derrick decides to grow a pair. Tebow? Yeah., why don't we just talk about Penn State. . . . and so on. SOMEBODY RESCUE THIS FUCKIN' PLACE TODAY, WOULDYA?!? I see the OG thread was recently bumped. You can go back and revisit that for a couple days. I think it is that the weather is just about perfect and it is wrecking the board mood in that not to many feel the need to bitch.

Author:	Chus [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:13 pm ]
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Author:	Zizou [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:39 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote: Zizou wrote:

Author:	SomeGuy [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:24 pm ]
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Author:	newper [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:47 pm ]
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Author:	newper [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:48 am ]
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Keeping Score wrote: I've been back and forth most of the day, but the few posts that I did submit, were quite exceptional in my opinion. I agree -- you kept your posts at their usual high level of interest. We may blame others, but nobody can blame you for the board being boring yesterday.

Author:	spmack [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:12 am ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote: Jeez, I'm skimming the "View Active Topics" tab here for the umpteenth time today, and there just isn't ANYTHING that makes me want to click. Show threads about shows nobody listens to? Keep walkin'. Golf? C'mon. Call me when the word "Tiger" is in the marquee. NBA Basketball? What? NBA Basketball is on hiatus until bitch-ass Derrick decides to grow a pair. Tebow? Yeah., why don't we just talk about Penn State? . . . and so on. SOMEBODY RESCUE THIS FUCKIN' PLACE TODAY, WOULDYA?!? You almost did a good job of sabotaging the recent poll created by Darkside.

Author:	Tall Midget [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:21 am ]
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Yeah, I don't get spmack's comment either.

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Author:	spmack [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:36 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote: Yeah, I don't get spmack's comment either. Panther is known for screwing up polls that are taken around here. It's why B.Rick had to change the CSFMB March Madness voting. He received 8 votes in the "#1 Asshat Poll" that Darkside created, and while Panther is an asshat at times, he's not the asshat of the board. He's not even close, but I think he likes winning polls or being close because it gives him more attention.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:39 am ]
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spmack wrote: he's not the asshat of the board. He's not even close I agree that he is not the, but he's close.

Author:	Tall Midget [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:45 am ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: spmack wrote: he's not the asshat of the board. He's not even close I agree that he is not the, but he's close. I'm not close - I would be able to smell you if I were, cheesebreath. I enjoy Panther's talent for delivering an insult. He nicely meshes a childlike fixation on superficial detail with a world-weary viciousness.

Author:	good dolphin [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:07 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote: Q.Bovifs wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: spmack wrote: he's not the asshat of the board. He's not even close I agree that he is not the, but he's close. I'm not close - I would be able to smell you if I were, cheesebreath. I enjoy Panther's talent for delivering an insult. He nicely meshes a childlike fixation on superficial detail with a world-weary viciousness. He's like STU with a brain

Author:	Tall Midget [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:10 am ]
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at dolphin and Panther.

Author:	spmack [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:11 am ]
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TM and GD, you all are making my point. He's a decent enough poster that shouldn't be in 2nd place in the Asshat poll.

Author:	Tall Midget [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:23 am ]
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spmack wrote: TM and GD, you all are making my point. He's a decent enough poster that shouldn't be in 2nd place in the Asshat poll. Panther is a polarizing figure (a trait that I think reflects well upon him). It's not like he's gotten a ton of votes for king asshat. It's quite reasonable to believe that seven people dislike him enough to cast a vote for him. In any event, I don't think the big cat is asshat enough to mount a mult campaign for the title.

Author:	Tall Midget [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:27 am ]
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Keeping Score wrote: Tall Midget wrote: spmack wrote: TM and GD, you all are making my point. He's a decent enough poster that shouldn't be in 2nd place in the Asshat poll. Panther is a polarizing figure (a trait that I think reflects well upon him). It's not like he's gotten a ton of votes for king asshat. It's quite reasonable to believe that seven people dislike him enough to cast a vote for him. In any event, I don't think the big cat is asshat enough to mount a mult campaign for the title. Um....... HOF HOF HOF HOF HOF HOF HOF Huh?

Author:	Tall Midget [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:28 am ]
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My point is that Panther is obviously a smart guy. I don't think he would attempt to stuff the ballot box to win a title of dubious distinction.

Author:	Hatchetman [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:29 am ]
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This place went to shit when Jimmy Pasta bowed out.

Author:	Douchebag [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:29 am ]
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Hatchetman wrote: This place went to shit when Jimmy Pasta bowed out. Where is he? Maybe we should have a CSFMB wellness check?

Author:	Nas [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:39 am ]
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Panther is a easy target for all the "cool" people. He could cure cancer and give every board member $10M and he would still be near the top of the most hated list.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:40 am ]
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Douchebag wrote: Hatchetman wrote: This place went to shit when Jimmy Pasta bowed out. Where is he? Maybe we should have a CSFMB wellness check? You check the sewers and dumpsters. I'll hit the soup kitchens, bakeries, and smorgasbords.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:53 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Douchebag wrote: Hatchetman wrote: This place went to shit when Jimmy Pasta bowed out. Where is he? Maybe we should have a CSFMB wellness check? You check the sewers and dumpsters. I'll hit the soup kitchens, bakeries, and smorgasbords. 9 days in the hospital battling double pneumonia and a virus. They came close to putting me on kidney dialysis because my numbers didn't look good. The illness caused me insomnia which is a real bitch to deal with. I'm home now, but still pretty weak BUT not as weak as that frickin Cubs lineup, am I right?

Author:	Douchebag [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:55 am ]
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Welcome back, Jimmy. Get well soon.