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Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:31 pm ]
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Graciously? With open arms? Miserably? Suicidally?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:33 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
marijuana


Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm... tell me more.

Author:  pittmike [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:34 pm ]
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I'll go Marijuana. Who was it on the board that was gonna fed ex me some?

Author:  FavreFan [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:34 pm ]
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One day at a time. Every day is a gift.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:35 pm ]
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Interesting turn... I was looking for adverbs, and you're giving me nouns. I'll go with alcohol and the occasional illegal drug use. Also, porn and young co-workers who flirt with me for career advancement. What else?

Author:  sinicalypse [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:37 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
I'll go Marijuana. Who was it on the board that was gonna fed ex me some?


idk what was a bigger blunder.... tonguegate from yesterday or this one =P

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:39 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
One day at a time. Every day is a gift.


FavreFan getting philosophical. I like it. Keep 'em coming...

How about downplaying the accomplishments of age-similar friends?

Author:  pittmike [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:45 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I'll go Marijuana. Who was it on the board that was gonna fed ex me some?


idk what was a bigger blunder.... tonguegate from yesterday or this one =P



Lol we were joking about the fed ex thing a while back.

Author:  FavreFan [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:53 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
One day at a time. Every day is a gift.


FavreFan getting philosophical. I like it. Keep 'em coming...

Nah, I was just rewatching The Sopranos this past week.

Author:  Houston Homer [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:02 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I'll go Marijuana. Who was it on the board that was gonna fed ex me some?


idk what was a bigger blunder.... tonguegate from yesterday or this one =P



:lol: tonguegate! :lol: Sini, you're awesome!

I find a combination of alcohol/smoke with a healthy dose of denial works wonders! :wink:

Now, if one of y'all could figure out how to fight the effects of gravity, that would be awesome! 8)

Author:  Furious Styles [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:52 pm ]
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Deny, deny, deny.

I round my age down in increments of 5. I was 40 for 5 years until I turned 45. It's like ripping a bandage off vs. peeling it off slowly. Not really.

A good asshole tounging now and then helps ease the pain.

Author:  pittmike [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:54 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Deny, deny, deny.

I round my age down in increments of 5. I was 40 for 5 years until I turned 45. It's like ripping a bandage off vs. peeling it off slowly. Not really.

A good asshole tounging now and then helps ease the pain.



Hey! :lol:

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:09 pm ]
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With open arms..being 60 I'm going to retire from working and enjoy the time I have left on this planet :D I have no regrets!

Author:  Houston Homer [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:14 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Furious Styles wrote:
Deny, deny, deny.

I round my age down in increments of 5. I was 40 for 5 years until I turned 45. It's like ripping a bandage off vs. peeling it off slowly. Not really.

A good asshole tounging now and then helps ease the pain.



Hey! :lol:


Yeah, hey! That's OUR thing. :P

:lol:

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:35 pm ]
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Sorely.

Drunkenly.

Author:  pittmike [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:39 pm ]
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Houston Homer wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Furious Styles wrote:
Deny, deny, deny.

I round my age down in increments of 5. I was 40 for 5 years until I turned 45. It's like ripping a bandage off vs. peeling it off slowly. Not really.

A good asshole tounging now and then helps ease the pain.



Hey! :lol:


Yeah, hey! That's OUR thing. :P

:lol:

:lol:

Author:  Houston Homer [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:40 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
From urban dictionary:


2. tossed salad 1019 up, 567 down

The act of licking a partners anus and it's surrounding areas. The term draws a parallel to tossing a regular vegetable salad, where all the contents of the salad are mixed around with salad tongs. In the sexual variety, the reciever of the "tossing" has all the contents of the anus (hairs, lint, dingleberries) mixed around by the partners tongue, which provides moisture (dressing)and essentially serves as human tongs.

My girl loves having a tossed salad before getting poked.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

omg, lint?? how does lint get there??

Author:  Furious Styles [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:03 pm ]
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7+ years on the CSFMB and I finally decide to click on the Drinky thread last night.

Serendipitous Thread Malignment.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:15 pm ]
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Just look young

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:19 pm ]
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Image

Author:  Brick [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:24 pm ]
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I am planning to talk across the grand canyon on a tight rope. Aging won't be much of an issue then.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:28 pm ]
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I'm not gonna lie. I hope falls.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:29 pm ]
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The Guy on Discovery, not BRick.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:30 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
I'm not gonna lie. I hope falls.


I don't hope he falls but I have a feeling he will.

Author:  Brick [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:31 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
The Guy on Discovery, not BRick.
:lol: You're just saying that.

Yeah, I think it's about time for one of these daredevil stunts to fail.

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:34 pm ]
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Did you guys see that stunt pilot and the wing walker die this weekend during that airshow?
Fucked up.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:40 pm ]
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I'm not gonna lie. I hope falls.


I don't hope he falls but I have a feeling he will.



I actually didn't want to see him fall, except now every three feet it's Jeebus talk .... now I kinda want to see gravity and windshear win.

Author:  Brick [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:40 pm ]
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Lots of shoutouts to Jesus so far. May want to wait until the other end before we thank him.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:41 pm ]
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It does sounds like he's saying "crazy" Jesus .... :lol: :lol:

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:42 pm ]
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Even Jesus wants him to stop.

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