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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Wirewalker |
I already hate him. Thank you jesus for this beautiful view. Dude. The view was there long before Jesus. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
Why did Jesus say doing this was acceptable? |
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| Author: | Brick [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
Can we get Tim Tebow to walk this thing next? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
Jesus is like "dude. Dude. What the fuck are you doing?" |
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| Author: | Brick [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
And on the 7th day, God's son helped a guy walk on a rope for no good reason at all. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
This guy sounds like he's having impure moments with Jesus. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
CHRIST I can't take him praising Jesus anymore. What is this? Wife just called him a "trollip". |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
I'm sorry but this guy is an asshole. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
You'd think Jesus would stop these winds. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
leashyourkids wrote: You'd think Jesus would stop these winds. You think Jesus would be like "Homey. I didn't die for this shit." |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
Burn Stine ain't gonna like this Jesus stuff. If he shoots an arrow I'll poop. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
What really sucks is that Jesus is having to take time out of his day and not to help some dying kid so this guy can walk across a rope. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: What really sucks is that Jesus is having to take time out of his day and not to help some dying kid so this guy can walk across a rope. Jesus ain't got time for this shit. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
Joel Osteen (sp?) is there. That immediately told me he was an asshole. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
were jeans really the right choice? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
RFDC wrote: were jeans really the right choice? What would you wear? Dockers? With one of those ropey type belts? |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
Darkside wrote: RFDC wrote: were jeans really the right choice? What would you wear? Dockers? With one of those ropey type belts? I would go with jorts |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
If the winds don't calm, after him saying that God handles the winds in Jesus name... Well... You know. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
RFDC wrote: were jeans really the right choice? He is wearing Jeans in Jesus name.
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
RFDC wrote: Darkside wrote: RFDC wrote: were jeans really the right choice? What would you wear? Dockers? With one of those ropey type belts? I would go with jorts of course you would. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
I think full nudity would have added a little showmanship. #thankyoujesus |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
I'd be more impressed if he'd have rode a BMX across. in Jesus name. Naturally. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
So is it impossible for a Jewish person to do this? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: So is it impossible for a Jewish person to do this? No. Christ man. What? |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
Is he wearing Lordboards? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
I can't wait until this is over so Jesus can get back to Christing. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
This guy should head to Vegas and get some. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
He lived. Christianity gets a much needed win. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: He lived. Christianity gets a much needed win. Yeah, after the Tebow setbacks this was good for Jebas. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wirewalker |
Their family reminded me of the one from Step Brothers. I think the wife may go fuck John Reilly in the bathroom and pee standing up. |
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