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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
Noticed this at the parade. Some almost look caved in...it's scary. |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
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| Author: | beni hanna [ Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
New trend in the burbs. Back in front... |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
"Front-Butt" is the technical term. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
c'mon downtown at lunchtime. more ass than you can shake a stick at. The girls aint bad either. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
Cause and effect, my brother... It's not that Suburban mothers have flat asses. It's that flat-assed women move to the suburbs to avoid the non-interest of black men and to enjoy the interest of white suburban men who don't care about asses(I know - hard to believe, but they're out there). |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
i love when you take a skinny chick and bend her over. her hips open up and you can see all the way up her colon. sometimes i think they practice on cucumbers though. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
I'm a Starbucks in Rolling Meadows as we speak and your premise is demonstrably false. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
There are many great asses just in my neighborhood alone. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
A suburban MILF with a size 4 ass in tight jeans or yoga pants and I'm all good. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
Chus wrote: There are many great asses just in my neighborhood alone. The Senoritas usually hang on to those. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:43 pm ] |
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pittmike wrote: A suburban MILF with a size 4 ass in tight jeans or yoga pants and I'm all good. Yes! Yoga pants are definitely a gift from the gods |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
Missouri woman kicked out of water park for being too skinny? She's anorexic compared to yer average Missouri MILF: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1389763 |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
Curious Hair wrote: I'm a Starbucks in Rolling Meadows as we speak and your premise is demonstrably false. It's called Rolling Ghettos for a reason |
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| Author: | Chus [ Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
Douchebag wrote: Chus wrote: There are many great asses just in my neighborhood alone. The Senoritas usually hang on to those. It's not just Senioritas. There are white girls and black girls, too. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
Curious Hair wrote: I'm a Starbucks in Rolling Meadows as we speak and your premise is demonstrably false. Just noticed my missing preposition here and laughed. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why do young suburban moms have no ass? |
Curious Hair wrote: Curious Hair wrote: I'm a Starbucks in Rolling Meadows as we speak and your premise is demonstrably false. Just noticed my missing preposition here and laughed. I just thought you were workshopping a new mult. |
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