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Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Heartwarming story or Douchebag? You decide!

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San Francisco 49ers assistant coach Paul Wulff actually met his beautiful wife Sherry while he was still married to his first wife Tammy, but it's not what you're thinking.

The women actually knew each other first—Tammy was being treated for brain cancer and Sherry was a volunteer at the oncology clinic—and became fast friends.

Months after Tammy passed away, Paul met Sherry for coffee and the two were married six months later.

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:01 pm ]
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If they weren't fooling around while the wife was alive, then why would he be a DB?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:03 pm ]
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Jesus. That dude makes Elmhurst Steve look like a model.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:03 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
If they weren't fooling around while the wife was alive, then why would he be a DB?


The story has a creep factor. I guess you disagree.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:03 pm ]
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RFDC is right. As long as they werent banging prior to the death it isnt any kind of story.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:04 pm ]
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No. I'll never understand these suckers who get married a second time.

Perfectly ok to wreck that shit though. I'd go for the low hanging fruit and plow through my wife's single friends to get my game back up to speed should she meet an untimely demise.

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:10 pm ]
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SUSAN: So, listen to this. But don't tell anyone - Jerry Seinfeld? He got a woman's number off an AIDS walk list.

(Cut to Monica at home talking on the phone with Susan.)

MONICA: He got her number off an AIDS walk list?

(Cut to Lena at home talking on the phone with Monica.)

LENA: He what?

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:13 pm ]
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The love child of Ryan Leaf and ?????????. I'm drawing a blank.

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:18 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
The love child of Ryan Leaf and ?????????. I'm drawing a blank.


Kris Humphries?


Good call. I can see that.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:21 pm ]
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"So, how did you two meet?" "You know, it's not remotely funny story..."

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:22 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
There's a pretty good chance they were banging before the wife died. Things seemed to move along much too quickly afterwards.

you have no clue if that is true

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:23 pm ]
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Douchebag is a heartwarming story.

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:43 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Keeping Score wrote:
There's a pretty good chance they were banging before the wife died. Things seemed to move along much too quickly afterwards.

you have no clue if that is true


Pretty much why I included the word "chance".

chance and pretty good chance are 2 different things.

You have no clue if that is even remotely true.

So yeah, carry on.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:48 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
There's a pretty good chance they were banging before the wife died. Things seemed to move along much too quickly afterwards.
This is a dumb thing for Darkside to say.

Author:  Brick [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:50 pm ]
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If your refrigerator died you wouldn't wait very long for a new place to store your meat.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:53 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
I'd also like to point out that this story is 11 years old.

In jimmy years that's like 2 months

Author:  bigfan [ Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:58 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
No. I'll never understand these suckers who get married a second time.

Perfectly ok to wreck that shit though. I'd go for the low hanging fruit and plow through my wife's single friends to get my game back up to speed should she meet an untimely demise.

Fawn Lebowitz?

Author:  newper [ Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:09 am ]
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It isn't a heartwarming story or a douchebag most likely.

A sad story that led to some happiness at least.

Most of life is that way -- you take what life gives you and try to make something good from it.

Author:  spmack [ Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:52 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Douchebag is a heartwarming story.

The fact that a seemingly normal and pretty chick married him is a surprise in itself.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:17 am ]
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spmack wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Douchebag is a heartwarming story.

The fact that a seemingly normal and pretty chick married him is a surprise in itself.

Hey, Douchebag is a rather handsome specimen. A tall drink of water as they used to say.

Author:  spmack [ Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:29 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Douchebag is a heartwarming story.

The fact that a seemingly normal and pretty chick married him is a surprise in itself.

Hey, Douchebag is a rather handsome specimen. A tall drink of water as they used to say.

But I would have thought his hipstery/hoopstery love of old Champion NBA jerseys would have scared the women away.

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Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:00 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Douchebag is a heartwarming story.

The fact that a seemingly normal and pretty chick married him is a surprise in itself.

Hey, Douchebag is a rather handsome specimen. A tall drink of water as they used to say.

But I would have thought his hipstery/hoopstery love of old Champion NBA jerseys would have scared the women away.

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She has a collection of her own.
Eddy Curry, and Toni Kukoc.

I'm working on getting her a Latrell Spreewell next.

Author:  spmack [ Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:42 pm ]
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:lol: I think I seen someone with a Sprewell at the Taste this past Sunday.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:50 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
No. I'll never understand these suckers who get married a second time.

Perfectly ok to wreck that shit though. I'd go for the low hanging fruit and plow through my wife's single friends to get my game back up to speed should she meet an untimely demise.

Fawn Lebowitz?


:lol:


The answer jimmy is yes, it's heartwarming, and yes you're a douchebag. :D

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