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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sun Jul 28, 2013 12:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | when you go to play basketball... |
before you go.. BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE TAKE A GOD DAMN SHOWER. no, it doesn't matter that you're gonna get sweaty anyway. the fact that you do means all that slime that must have built up over the weeks since your last shower is going to ferment and reek and piss me off. oh, and deoderant works. it really does, i am not kidding and its not even expensive. it really isnt. you ever notice the girls dont want to play with you? its not because youre ugly and out of shape, hell they are too. its because you smell like a wet sock left inside your moms douchebag, doucebag. |
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| Author: | Elmhurst Steve [ Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: when you go to play basketball... |
IkeSouth wrote: before you go.. BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE TAKE A GOD DAMN SHOWER. no, it doesn't matter that you're gonna get sweaty anyway. the fact that you do means all that slime that must have built up over the weeks since your last shower is going to ferment and reek and piss me off. Who the hell are you playing Basketball with, that goes WEEKS between showers?? Do you play Basketball with the homeless? |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: when you go to play basketball... |
today was teenagers from the hood i grew up in. they were black spanish speaking that played on regional teams. i was 12" taller then all of them, and they still kicked my ass. i made a few good plays, but none of it is exciting when i can just wander down low and stand there missing 3 layups in a row and still score on the 4th try... even with them pulling on my arms. they kept telling me to call foul but i just said "that would be like lebron calling his fouls"/ |
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