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Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:14 pm ]
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By Jonathan Bullington, Chicago Tribune reporter

4:38 p.m. CDT, August 5, 2013
A man wielding a large hammer made off with an undisclosed amount of money Monday morning at a Park Ridge bank, authorities said.

The bank robbery occurred around 9:15 a.m. at the TCF Bank at 1 W. Devon Ave., in Park Ridge.

The suspect made no verbal threats, but made "threatening gestures" with a large hammer, said FBI spokeswoman Joan Hyde. No one was injured, she added.

Authorities described the suspect as a white male, medium build, and standing between 5 feet, 10 inches and 6 feet, 2 inches tall. He wore a white hat, white shirt, jeans and black sunglasses, and carried a backpack.

The suspect was seen fleeing the bank in a black Ford Mustang, Hyde said.

Anyone with information about the incident should contact the FBI at 312-421-6700.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:16 pm ]
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I would think if you were going to do that you should plan to grow a beard and then immediately shave it.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:18 pm ]
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I looked at that pic and thought that could actually be North. Maybe he had Be google the bank and found out they had lax security.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:20 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
I looked at that pic and thought that could actually be North. Maybe he had Be google the bank and found out they had lax security.


:lol: Yeah, it does kind of look like him.

If Jen Jen was doing a cartwheel behind him, the case would be closed.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:23 pm ]
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I'm going to say it's not him.

I'm as sure of that as I am that a new post notification in the Tits or GTFO thread is going to be from Chus.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:26 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I'm going to say it's not him.

I'm as sure of that as I am that a new post notification in the Tits or GTFO thread is going to be from Chus.


Chus has seen more boobs than a Andy Frain usher at a White Sox game.
Author:  SomeGuy [ Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:36 pm ]
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So I guy just walks into a bank and robs it using the devastating combo of a hammer and threatening gestures?

WTF?
Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:37 pm ]
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You know... I looked at him, saw Park Ridge, and thought it looked like him as well.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:40 pm ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
You know... I looked at him, saw Park Ridge, and thought it looked like him as well.


It would be pretty bizzare if it was. The CSFMB cracks a bank robbery :lol:
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:26 pm ]
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If it's an estwing hammer, you guys might be on to something.
Author:  Darkside [ Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:51 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
None of this is funny. :evil:

Did you put in a bid on Mike North's Property on the Lake.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:53 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
None of this is funny. :evil:



This thread brought to you buy my friends at American Mattress.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:56 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
Mike already committed enough robbery at The Score that he's set for life.


:lol:
Author:  IkeSouth [ Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:08 am ]
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Author:  denisdman [ Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:33 am ]
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Did he use his "tool of the week" prize to hold up the bank?
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