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Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:37 pm ]
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What's the honest assessment here folks? Would Lea Thomson have sex with you if she had the chance or would Kathy Bates?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:30 am ]
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I honestly can't imagine anyone not having the sex with me.

Maybe JM. J. Bullock wouldn't. Is he still a celebrity?

Author:  W_Z [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:28 am ]
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'World Famous Pizza' Fan in Illinois Arrested For Celebrity Stalking

AP Newswire

08/15/2013 04:05:34AMCST

A local man in Illinois who who goes only by his screen name 'SpiralStairs' was arrested in a small town outside of Chicago in the early hours of Thursday, August 15th, after posting on a Chicago sports based website about asking whether a celebrity would 'have sex with them'. The poster, not identified by police yet, was arrested after police searched his house and found over ten boxes of letters rejected from Lea Thompson, her agent, and family and friends. There were also two boxes of letters 'To Be Sent' to Donald Duck and Alan Alda. No word from police on the motivation behind those letters.

This sent waves through the community that was shocked to see such a display at such an early time in the morning.

"We're stunned," said one neighbor, Ronald Tee, 36. "I always thought there was something wrong with him, though. He has Dish network. Who still falls for that service?"

Piles of clothes attributed to what's known as "S and M" were also found in the man's basement, along with countless posters of Thompson, unautographed photos and stills from "Caroline in the City", "Back to the Future", and "Howard the Duck". A custom made tee shirt of 'Cherry Bomb' was also found amidst the clutter. Posters of "Misery" and "Fried Green Tomatos" were also found, one signed by Kathy Bates (another name mentioned by the poster) that read, "Thanks for the pens."

The police have no comment thus far, but early reports indicate they were "disgusted" with some of the items found in the house such as scented candles, various lotions, and several bars of Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap.

The suspicions began with a thread posted on the sports web site about whether they think someone would have a "good chance" to have sex with a certain celebrity. One cryptic response mentioned a "J. Bullock". Police could not confirm this, nor could they determine what could have possibly possessed someone to post that.

More to follow as the story develops.

Author:  SteveSarley [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:58 am ]
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Absolutely superior, Zachary!

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:16 am ]
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Nicely done, Zach.

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:24 am ]
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Word is, Paula Dean is waiting for a call from Elmhurst Steve. She wants her curtains painted white.

Author:  bigfan [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:24 am ]
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Did you have that ready?

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:32 am ]
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Seriously, Allison Baumgarten

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:45 am ]
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Lindsay Lohan

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:07 am ]
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Please define what "reasonable sex" means.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:34 am ]
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Janice Dickinson (former model) would do the whole board for a bag of weed.

Image

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:47 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I honestly can't imagine anyone not having the sex with me.


Elizabeth Shue didn't...or did she and you are trying to be a good friend and not hurt my feelings.

Author:  a retard [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:50 am ]
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Image

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:02 am ]
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Sandi Jackson

Author:  Zizou [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:48 am ]
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Lauren Graham. She's got the DTF look.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:54 am ]
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John Travolta

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:45 pm ]
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Lisa Robin Kelly.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:45 pm ]
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Lisa Robin Kelly.


That's cold.

Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:49 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Lisa Robin Kelly.


That's cold.


Yes, she is.

Author:  Baby McNown [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:50 pm ]
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Does Keeping Score count as a celebrity?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:54 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Lisa Robin Kelly.
That's cold.
Yes, she is.
In a couple hours she might be.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:10 pm ]
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I would bet I could get an actress who appreciated the eccentric, like Parker Posey.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:18 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
I would bet I could get an actress who appreciated the eccentric, like Parker Posey.


Huh...interesting choice, and believable.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:25 pm ]
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I wouldn't mind hooking up with some of the actresses I liked as a kid. I saw Valerie Perine (hot mole to Hackmans Lex Luthor in Superman) on the short lived show Knockout a few years ago,she still looked pretty good.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:28 pm ]
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:oops: Really shouldn't post when I've had a few to many...the truth starts to leak out.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:30 pm ]
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I'd like to have a go at Yvonne Strahovski.

I think I could talk her into it.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:32 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I'd like to have a go at Yvonne Strahovski.

I think I could talk her into it.


Who is that?

Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:38 pm ]
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Great Choice,but what TV show is she from? Friday Night Lights?

I know I've seen her on something (unfortunatley,it wasn't me!)

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:40 pm ]
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She was on Chuck, jimmy. Now I think she's on Dexter.

She's been on a lot of TV dudes.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:45 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
She was on Chuck, jimmy. Now I think she's on Dexter.

She's been on a lot of TV dudes.


What I never understood how come she is just a "TV" actress? Someone like Jennifer Aniston can make 10 crap movies in a row before anyone cares. Why are some TV actors allowed to crossover into movies and some not?

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