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Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:16 pm ]
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Please don't do this at your weddings. It may seem ok in the planning but I promise you the execution will be just as bad as below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCunwZEbEMs&feature=player_embedded
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:19 pm ]
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That was pretty horrible.
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:21 pm ]
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Even if it was good it would be horrible.

On the other hand, if either of your ladies are as hot as this bride...salute!
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:48 pm ]
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How about just walking up, saying your vows, kiss the bride and go on your merry way.

Everything's got to be a production.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:50 pm ]
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I wish I could unsee that.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:58 pm ]
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The chicks all end up playing the flute after the wedding.
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:20 pm ]
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I bet that guy's music room is a Tuscan-inspired sitting room with a reading nook by November. "You've had your fun, Boney."
Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:27 pm ]
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Doug and Frank are marrying each other?
Author:  W_Z [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:10 pm ]
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that andrea chick is pretty hot with that guitar.
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:19 pm ]
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You know in the idea phase they thought this going to be so much better.
Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:34 pm ]
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I kinda Doug it.

What I really dug is that they had a jib camera operator for a small wedding......rad.
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:38 pm ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
I kinda Doug it.

What I really dug is that they had a jib camera operator for a small wedding......rad.

Absolutely essential for overhead boob shots. I refuse to work without one.
Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:40 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
I kinda Doug it.

What I really dug is that they had a jib camera operator for a small wedding......rad.

Absolutely essential for overhead boob shots. I refuse to work without one.

Makes me wonder if Chus or KS have one...just sayin',not sayin'.
Author:  Chus [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:57 pm ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
I kinda Doug it.

What I really dug is that they had a jib camera operator for a small wedding......rad.

Absolutely essential for overhead boob shots. I refuse to work without one.

Makes me wonder if Chus or KS have one...just sayin',not sayin'.



I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy.
Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:15 am ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
I kinda Doug it.

What I really dug is that they had a jib camera operator for a small wedding......rad.


Small? I think the only people in the crowd were people in the wedding. The size of the group probably made the guy feel like he was playing at one of his gigs. It's going to be a great moment when that cool girl he married who lets him keep his guitars in the living room tells him to move that crap to the garage after she shits out her first puppy.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:39 am ]
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So...I shouldn't play guitar at my ceremony, or I shouldn't marry a girl who shits puppies? The latter of which I happen to agree with pretty staunchly.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:44 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
So...I shouldn't play guitar at my ceremony, or I shouldn't marry a girl who shits puppies? The latter of which I happen to agree with pretty staunchly.


Sounds like a good start on your wedding vows.
Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:48 am ]
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I would handed out lighters on the way into the church.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:49 am ]
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redskingreg wrote:
I would handed out lighters on the way into the church.
Jack White thought this was a good idea when he played a club in Rhode Island.
Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:27 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
So...I shouldn't play guitar at my ceremony, or I shouldn't marry a girl who shits puppies? The latter of which I happen to agree with pretty staunchly.


You're going to be stuck wearing some Highlanders costume and doing the chicken dance. Maybe they will let you play Stolat on the guitar at the reception.
Author:  shakes [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:51 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Please don't do this at your weddings. It may seem ok in the planning but I promise you the execution will be just as bad as below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCunwZEbEMs&feature=player_embedded



What am I, chopped liver? Less than two months till mine.
Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:07 pm ]
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Are you a rocker like doug and Frank? If so, my apologies. I didn't include boyd because I realize the whole engagement story is a lie.
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:30 pm ]
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*shakes wedding

Officiate: "The rings, please..."
(ring bearer in the church narthex slapshots the rings down the aisle to the best man)
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:35 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
*shakes wedding

Officiate: "The rings, please..."
(ring bearer in the church narthex slapshots the rings down the aisle to the best man)

You forgot the part where Shakes bends over to pick them up and his back tightens up so bad he can't stand up. He has to go into immediate surgery so he doesn't get married, she gets pissed and leaves and he never gets married.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:37 pm ]
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Is DegenDave going to be shakes best man?

I always assumed they met on LaSalle St. and became great friends....along with LaSalle St. himself. The three of them.
Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:40 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote:
Doug and Frank are marrying each other?


don't worry, plenty of other guys out there.

Forcing a talent show on your wedding guests got started with that couple/wedding party who did an entertainingly choreographed
dance to Chris Brown a few years back.
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:45 pm ]
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hey, look at that! a burrito joke! classic material.

That's a thing now...choreographed first dances.
Back in my day, we slowly turned counter clockwise dancing to a song by a performer who had not been charged with domestic abuse.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:03 pm ]
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Guess our first dance better not be Ike Turner then.
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:48 pm ]
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hey! a fat joke too...now, we're rolling!
Author:  shirtless driver [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 5:02 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
I would handed out lighters on the way into the church.
Jack White thought this was a good idea when he played a club in Rhode Island.


I think you mean Jack Russell.
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