I just want the guys that read the newspaper in the bathroom, to admit that they like to wallow in the smell of their own shit.

I'm guessing less than 5% do a courtesy flush.

Just now. I took a mean, smelly one, and it got me wondering how people stay in there.

I would recommend drinking a few pints of a hearty imperial stout so you can truly bask in your own glory the following day.

I just want the guys that read the newspaper in the bathroom, to admit that they like to wallow in the smell of their own shit.

I'm guessing less than 5% do a courtesy flush.

I don't think this is what Ike had in mind.

Eat some fruit instead of gourging yourself on cheese curds and beer and your shit doesn't stink.

Eat some fruit instead of gourging yourself on cheese curds and beer and your shit doesn't stink.

Yeah because a lot of green plants (broccoli, green beans) stink like hell when passing.

no because if your digestive system is working properly it does a good job breaking stuff down, resulting in very little gas or foul smell. if greens make you stink its because you never eat them and are just trying to prove a point illogically.

That's one opinion.

The other school of thought regarding asparagus’ odoriferous effects on urination is that the DNA code-associated nasal receptors that detect the specific compounds created by asparagus urine only exist in some people. In this case, all humans produce funny-smelling pee after ingesting asparagus, but only certain individuals with a particularly sharp sense of smell can (unfortunately) detect the odor. In other words, while all of us have the ability to produce volatile-smelling urine, only some of us have keen enough noses to suffer from the results.

YOU SHUT UP!!!!

Asparagus.