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| Author: | Mini Ditka [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Afterlife |
Where do you believe people go after they die? |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
In the afterlife you could be headed for the serious strife Now you make the scene all day But tomorrow there'll be hell to pay People listen attentively I mean about future calamity I used to think the idea was obsolete Until I heard the old man stamping his feet This is a place where eternally Fire is applied to the body Teeth are extruded and bones are ground Then baked into cakes which are passed around Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement Top skill and brain But all the things you try to hide Will be revealed on the other side Now the D and the A and the M And the N and the A and the T and the I O N Lose your face, lose your name Then get fitted for a suit of flame |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
Nowhere. Thats it. |
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| Author: | Apologist [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
1. the ground 2. an urn 3. with the fishes |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life. It means forever and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you there's something else - the afterworld. A world of never-ending happiness. You can always see the sun, day or night. So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one, Dr. Everything'll-Be-All-right, instead of asking him how much of your time is left, ask him how much of your mind, baby. 'Cause in this life, things are much harder than in the afterworld. This life you're on your own. And if de-elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy - punch a higher floor. Also, when you're dead, you're dead. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
Here is how I picture heaven: 
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
I'm upset you didn't put zombie/undead as an option. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
When I die and they lay me to rest Gonna go to the place that's the best When I lay me down to die Goin' up to the spirit in the sky Goin' up to the spirit in the sky That's where I'm gonna go when I die When I die and they lay me to rest I'm gonna go to the place that's the best. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
What does it matter to you? When you have a job to do you got to do it well you got to give the other fella a hand |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
There ain't no grave can hold my body down There ain't no grave can hold my body down When I hear that trumpet sound I'm gonna rise right out of the ground Ain't no grave can hold my body down |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
Heartbeat,I'm looking for a heartbeat! |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
You can run on for a long time Run on for a long time Run on for a long time Sooner or later God'll cut you down Sooner or later God'll cut you down Go tell that long tongue liar Go and tell that midnight rider Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down Well my goodness gracious let me tell you the news My head's been wet with the midnight dew I've been down on bended knee talkin' to the man from Galilee He spoke to me in the voice so sweet I thought I heard the shuffle of the angel's feet He called my name and my heart stood still When he said, "John go do My will!" Go tell that long tongue liar Go and tell that midnight rider Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down You can run on for a long time Run on for a long time Run on for a long time Sooner or later God'll cut you down Sooner or later God'll cut you down Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand Workin' in the dark against your fellow man But as sure as God made black and white What's done in the dark will be brought to the light You can run on for a long time Run on for a long time Run on for a long time Sooner or later God'll cut you down Sooner or later God'll cut you down Go tell that long tongue liar Go and tell that midnight rider Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
jimmypasta wrote: Here is how I picture heaven: Right on, james. You could do a heck of a lot worse. (Now that you mention it, when they reopened after the flood last spring,they repainted everything a bright white which, under the fluorescent lights and a compromised state of lucidity, could be described as otherworldly. Plus, if you've ever been more than 20 deep in line, you know that they take all comers.) |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
I don't know. Why don't you go check it out for us  Then come back as Don Tiny's super ego.
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
Juiced wrote: I don't know. Why don't you go check it out for us Then come back as Don Tiny's super ego.DT might be very disappointed in the 1st Easter after his death. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
I don't know... this thing reads like stereo instructions. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
Terry's Peeps wrote: There ain't no grave can hold my body down There ain't no grave can hold my body down When I hear that trumpet sound I'm gonna rise right out of the ground Ain't no grave can hold my body down Have you heard the Scott Lucas and the Married Men rendition of this? Worth the listen. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
When I die, fuck it, I want to go to hell. Because I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
There is no afterlife. Its another construct humans have invented to get over the horrid fear we face being aware of our impending death. While it has had its benefits, leading to civilization as we know it, it also has its drawbacks as we are willing to be good peasants working 60+ hours a week knowing that some day we will be up in Heaven. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
Working 60 hours has nothing to do with going to heaven. |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
Nas wrote: Working 60 hours has nothing to do with going to heaven. It just means your life is Hell. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
Nas wrote: Working 60 hours has nothing to do with going to heaven. Religion in many ways created civilization. Civilization has a foundational purpose and our culture drives that it must be maintained and progress at all costs and cannot be abandoned. As a result, our culture has resulted in hierarchy where those in the bottom tiers have to work harder to keep civilization progressing. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: There is no afterlife. Its another construct humans have invented to get over the horrid fear we face being aware of our impending death. While it has had its benefits, leading to civilization as we know it, it also has its drawbacks as we are willing to be good peasants working 60+ hours a week knowing that some day we will be up in Heaven. BOOOOORING YOURE BORING ME i dont believe in a heaven either but i do know when i die i will live in eternity riding hogs and bangin bitches. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
IkeSouth wrote: Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: There is no afterlife. Its another construct humans have invented to get over the horrid fear we face being aware of our impending death. While it has had its benefits, leading to civilization as we know it, it also has its drawbacks as we are willing to be good peasants working 60+ hours a week knowing that some day we will be up in Heaven. BOOOOORING YOURE BORING ME i dont believe in a heaven either but i do know when i die i will live in eternity riding hogs and bangin bitches. 
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| Author: | W_Z [ Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
i'll see you all at milliway's. we'll enjoy a pan galactic gargle blaster. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
Mini Ditka has to run out off these poll questions are some point, right? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
Stairway To Heaven Say Hello 2 Heaven Highway To Hell |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Afterlife |
I like to imagine Heaven as a place where the only people who get in are the ones who were unaccepting of gay marriage. Anyone who accepts their lifestyle is immediately sent to hell to suffer in eternity. Anyone who spent their life being a warrior for God and fighting to restrict gay marriage and tell people that they are wrong for it immediately gets in and is welcomed by Jesus himself and commended for the help in the most important battle in human existence. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. |
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