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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | am i the only guy who doesnt like dogs? |
just because dog is god spelled backwards doesnt make them special. i dont hate dogs, i DO hate how much other people like them. and i hate how much i am apparently supposed to like their dog. all they do is eat and shit. i have enjoyed kicking them in the ribs more then anything. this is not a thread about cats, any mention about those furry rats will get you banned. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: am i the only guy who doesnt like dogs? |
Yes. Live and let live. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: am i the only guy who doesnt like dogs? |
I need to stop reading the board w/out my contacts. I thought the thread title was am i the only guy who doesnt like drugs? |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: am i the only guy who doesnt like dogs? |
MikeVickSouth. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:24 pm ] |
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like my dog, hate eveyone else's |
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| Author: | GOIrishND [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:37 pm ] |
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I like 'em a little better when they're not whizzing on my treelawn.
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| Author: | shakes [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: am i the only guy who doesnt like dogs? |
IkeSouth wrote: just because dog is god spelled backwards doesnt make them special. i dont hate dogs, i DO hate how much other people like them. and i hate how much i am apparently supposed to like their dog. all they do is eat and shit. i have enjoyed kicking them in the ribs more then anything. this is not a thread about cats, any mention about those furry rats will get you banned. Not uncommon. Mos balcks hate dogs and the feeling is often mutual. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:28 pm ] |
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Shakes' assholery is consistent. |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:29 pm ] |
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Dogs are far more tolerable than dog people. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: am i the only guy who doesnt like dogs? |
they always bark at me. even my moms, and its known me for years. bark bark bark bark bark bark *shhhh! quiet! hey! no! no! no!* the constant yelling that owners do is annoying enough. everytime i see an owner yelling at their dog i immediately get the urge to punt the little fucker like a football. then they chew on shit, then they run away and IM supposed to help find it? Im the one that let it loose dumbass! *dont let the dog out* um, yea ill make sure that doesnt happen. then im eating. im trying to eat, and theres a dog. staring at me. pushing its nose on my leg. i just imagine how far i can get my fork in its eye... bet it would never beg again but NO i cant do that. i could actually go to jail for hurting a dog. what a fucked up world... |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:32 pm ] |
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For the record I am tired of my two dogs and wish they would run away. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:33 pm ] |
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote: Dogs are far more tolerable than dog people. this is really the problem. "but dogs have people like traits".. yes, i have been told that. GUESS WHAT RETARD, I HAVE PEOPLE LIKE TRAITS TOO. for fucks sake, either make the dog get away from me or i am shooting it. like i said, i know its not the dogs fault. its the owners. these are the same people that think its cool to have children... ugh... |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:35 pm ] |
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pittmike wrote: For the record I am tired of my two dogs and wish they would run away. i am an expert at that. i make sure i do it so obviously that when the pound id's the microchips in their neck they know to not even bother calling me back on it. they know i wont even answer the phone, let alone pretend like i didnt strand them little assholes out in the middle of nowhere. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:36 pm ] |
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Stupid fuckers won't stop barking. Hey its me I own you shut the fuck up. 
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| Author: | GOIrishND [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:39 pm ] |
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote: Dogs are far more tolerable than dog people. Especially the dog people who keep frequenting your property with their canines in need of relief.
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:44 pm ] |
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pittmike wrote: Stupid fuckers won't stop barking. Hey its me I own you shut the fuck up. see they wouldnt if they were mine. i did have a cat once (im banned i kno), the only pet ive ever owned. it never clawed me after that one time. i picked the fucker up by his neck and it started freaking out. scratching the shit out of me but i never let go. i pinned him to the bed on his back and glared right into its eyes and said "STOP IT. I WILL FUCK YOU UP". that was it. it never attacked me again, ever. we would even roughouse around and it would always retract its claws as soon as they touched me. i actually regret letting that cat go free, we were pretty tight. it wasnt a burden to me but all the mice in the house were gone and i didnt like buying food for it or having a litterbox. awesome cat though. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:44 pm ] |
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GOIrishND wrote: Urlacher's missing neck wrote: Dogs are far more tolerable than dog people. Especially the dog people who keep frequenting your property with their canines in need of relief. it should be legal to throw dogshit at dog owners. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 5:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: am i the only guy who doesnt like dogs? |
They are great as a companion and petting. Unfortunately, they shed all over the place, they lick their own asshole and then lick your face, they don't clean up their own shit, they don't bring me a beer from the fridge when I ask them and they cost a lot of money to own for something that won't help me get in a good retirement community. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: am i the only guy who doesnt like dogs? |
Dogs are not perfect, but I like them far more than most people I meet. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:38 pm ] |
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| @ pittmike killing it in this thread.
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| Author: | pittmike [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:40 pm ] |
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Furious Styles wrote: :lol: @ pittmike killing it in this thread. 
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| Author: | MattInTheCrown [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:28 pm ] |
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IkeSouth wrote: just because dog is god spelled backwards doesnt make them special. i dont hate dogs, i DO hate how much other people like them. and i hate how much i am apparently supposed to like their dog. all they do is eat and shit. i have enjoyed kicking them in the ribs more then anything. this is not a thread about cats, any mention about those furry rats will get you banned. I do hate dogs. They're horrible animals, for the most part. I mean, every once in a while, there's a good dog with a good owner, and they can be good pets in that circumstance. But that's an extreme rarity. They bark. They smell. They jump up on you when you go to someone's house. They tear shit up. Despite their manifest dirtiness, their owners often let them up on the couch, the bed, in the car. To hell with dogs. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:12 am ] |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:09 am ] |
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MattInTheCrown wrote: IkeSouth wrote: just because dog is god spelled backwards doesnt make them special. i dont hate dogs, i DO hate how much other people like them. and i hate how much i am apparently supposed to like their dog. all they do is eat and shit. i have enjoyed kicking them in the ribs more then anything. this is not a thread about cats, any mention about those furry rats will get you banned. I do hate dogs. They're horrible animals, for the most part. I mean, every once in a while, there's a good dog with a good owner, and they can be good pets in that circumstance. But that's an extreme rarity. They bark. They smell. They jump up on you when you go to someone's house. They tear shit up. Despite their manifest dirtiness, their owners often let them up on the couch, the bed, in the car. To hell with dogs. I try to keep a rule, nothing that licks its own asshole can come in my house. Its why I can't have CSFMB poker night. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: am i the only guy who doesnt like dogs? |
im actually surprised by this thread. i thought i would be flamed by dog lovers. you guys are my kinda guys |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: am i the only guy who doesnt like dogs? |
Fuck you Ike. If my dog is smarter than you are, he's still a candidate for the glue factory. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: am i the only guy who doesnt like dogs? |
if i met your dog i would puncture its liver. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:30 pm ] |
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a) your high ass couldn't find his liver b) he would snap your high ass in two |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: am i the only guy who doesnt like dogs? |
i can kick almost any dogs ass. just give them an arm or leg, then kill them with the rest of your limbs. they only got a mouth. fuckin bastards. its not like theyre wolves. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: am i the only guy who doesnt like dogs? |
IkeSouth wrote: i can kick almost any dogs ass. just give them an arm or leg, then kill them with the rest of your limbs. they only got a mouth. fuckin bastards. its not like theyre wolves. Wrong. They are 99.8% related to wolves. The other .2% only makes them have mercy on idiots. It doesn't make them have mercy on evil idiots. There are dogs who could most certainly hold their own with wolves. There are many dogs who would fuck you up. |
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