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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
My balls sweat a lot. Some of you can relate. I know from experience. Nothing soothes the dragon more than a healthy dusting of Gold Bond Medicated Powder on the scrotum. I liken it to smoking your first menthol cigarette as a 14-year old. It's just cool and minty. How have you used this modern day elixir? |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
It is quite amazing. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
Me not so much, Hawg Jr. uses it so much I'm thinking I should just buy it by the case. He is a BigFan of the product!!! |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
When I organize my golf bag I always make sure to have a healthy dose available. I haven't really incorporated it into my everyday life but don't really see the harm in it when called for. It really is a wonderful product. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
When we went to Disney last year I kept a small bottle with me and put some on at every potty stop. |
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| Author: | Dallas Winston [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
Every make who hasn't experienced the joy of Gold Bond is sorely missing out. It's incredible, and mans best friend on those days where swamp ass is a reality. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
I'm not really swamp assey, but I dated a girl who sweated under her arms pretty bad. Dripping sweat. It was never an issue, but I always found that kind of weird. Some people prefer deodorant over "anti-perspirant", but not me. Speed Stick burns the hell out of my underarms and makes my skin peel. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: My balls sweat a lot. Some of you can relate. I know from experience. Nothing soothes the dragon more than a healthy dusting of Gold Bond Medicated Powder on the scrotum. I liken it to smoking your first menthol cigarette as a 14-year old. It's just cool and minty. How have you used this modern day elixir? I tried but I keep getting it all over my socks. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
If you've got straight trousers, it'll give you flares. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
They'd have to glue mine to my forehead... |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
spmack wrote: I'm not really swamp assey, but I dated a girl who sweated under her arms pretty bad. Dripping sweat. It was never an issue, but I always found that kind of weird. Some people prefer deodorant over "anti-perspirant", but not me. Speed Stick burns the hell out of my underarms and makes my skin peel. This may be too much information but I use Right Guard on my under arms and other places. No issues. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
I tend to see Gold Bond and Ovaltine commercials late at night, often running back-to-back, which leads me to believe it's the same product in different packaging. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
RFDC wrote: When we went to Disney last year I kept a small bottle with me and put some on at every potty stop. This. |
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| Author: | Dallas Winston [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
Fuck deodorant! I still sweat like a pig with the so called anti-persperant. |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:47 am ] |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
Some dudes here really have some problems. |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
The Gold Bond Green bottle is fucking money. Its great in your shoes if you like to not wear socks. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
Douchebag wrote: Some dudes here really have some problems. Truer words have never been written. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
Didn't expect to see a thread on Ball Candy today. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
Douchebag wrote: Some dudes here really have some problems. It's ok. We still accept you. |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 1:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
Hold on... people use deodorant sticks on places other than their underarms? Tell me more. |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
#Humblebrag: My wife has a huge rack and uses it to avoid underboob sweat. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
Urlacher's missing neck wrote: The Gold Bond Green bottle is fucking money. Its great in your shoes if you like to not wear socks. Do not use this in places you would use the yellow bottle .... especially if you don't realize what you're doing .... ouch .... 
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| Author: | spanky [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
People that put chemicals on their genitals must not expect any company in that area. |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
spanky wrote: People that put chemicals on their genitals must not expect any company in that area. 
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| Author: | Ed_from_Lisle [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
Gold Bond is like manna from heaven if manna was made to be put on one's balls. You definitely need to bring this to Vegas. That dry air causes major chafing (insert lame "Major Chafing" joke). |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
spanky wrote: People that put chemicals on their genitals must not expect any company in that area. 7 out of 10 fantasy football slumber party ball dusters vehemently disagree with that rhetoric. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: Hold on... people use deodorant sticks on places other than their underarms? Tell me more. Yes. I put it under me bollocks and a little on the old taint when I get out of the shower. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: Hold on... people use deodorant sticks on places other than their underarms? Tell me more. Yes. I put it under me bollocks and a little on the old taint when I get out of the shower. I hope you have multiples. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Benefits of Gold Bond Medicated Powder |
Terry's Peeps wrote: The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: Hold on... people use deodorant sticks on places other than their underarms? Tell me more. Yes. I put it under me bollocks and a little on the old taint when I get out of the shower. I hope you have multiples. I do. |
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