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Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:48 am ]
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For the second time, Scarlett Johansson has been bestowed the title of Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire mag. She previously won the honor in 2006.
The "Avengers" star, 28, who was married to Ryan Reynolds from 2008 to 2011 and just got engaged to journalist Romain Dauriac, is the first woman to be named sexiest twice by the magazine, which hits newsstands Oct. 15.
"What I want to do right now is sleep late, read the paper," she told Esquire of her busy 2013, including movies such as "Don Jon" about a porn addict and a stint on Broadway in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof."
Scarlett Johansson Is Engaged - See The Ring
Johansson knows this might be her last time taking home a title like this because she's in an industry that ages actresses quite quickly.
"I'm a twenty-eight-year-old woman in the movie business, right?" she said. "Pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop. I have to hedge against that with work, theater, producing, this thing with Esquire."
Johansson also gave the magazine a little insight into her sometimes "jealous" relationship.
"I'm with a Frenchman. I think jealousy comes with the territory," she added. "But I'd rather be with someone who's a little jealous than someone who's never jealous. There's something a little dead fish about them. A little bit depressing."

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:52 am ]
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Linda S.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:53 am ]
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It's all subjective.

Author:  denisdman [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:55 am ]
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Mrs. Bernstein.

Author:  Dallas Winston [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:01 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
It's all subjective.


Exactly. I think Scarlett Johansen is hot, but I'd take Mila Kunis over her. The whole "sexiest" man/woman thing is bullshit. It's just a handjob to whomever Hollywood thinks is hot at the moment.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:10 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
It's all subjective.
It is, except for Taylor Swift. She doesn't even belong in the conversation.

Why all the capital H's, jimmy?

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:12 am ]
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Dallas Winston wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
It's all subjective.


Exactly. I think Scarlett Johansen is hot, but I'd take Mila Kunis over her. The whole "sexiest" man/woman thing is bullshit. It's just a handjob to whomever Hollywood thinks is hot at the moment.

There are unknown commercial actresses that look hotter than some Hollywood starlets. The Empire Beauty School commercials have nothing but hotties, especially the J-Lo lookalike.

Author:  Rod [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:26 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
It's all subjective.


Well, of course it is. I remember an old episode of The Magic Door. (My dad used to wonder why we were watching a Jewish show. Easy, Pops, Al Jazeera was invented yet.) Anyway, there was a kid who had lost his mother and was running around crying and looking for her. At least he was crying as much as a puppet can cry. When anyone would ask him to describe her so they could help him look, he would say, "She's the most beautiful woman in the world." Eventually an old rebbe and a couple of yentas helped him find her and she was an old beat up ugly ass puppet. There's a moral to that story. Still, Johansson is a hell of a place to start.

Author:  spmack [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:27 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
Mrs. Bernstein.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Northside_Dan [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:29 am ]
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It's Mila Kunis.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:36 am ]
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Olivia Munn

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:37 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
It's all subjective.
It is, except for Taylor Swift. She doesn't even belong in the conversation.

Why all the capital H's, jimmy?

I really hope KS doesn't see this.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:39 am ]
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Abella Anderson

Author:  Rod [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:46 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Abella Anderson


Man, she's not even the hottest Latina to ever work for Bang Bros. In that category I'm going with Luna. She's straight outta Da Chi, too. You might even run into her at Underground or Spy Bar some night.

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Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:05 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Abella Anderson


Man, she's not even the hottest Latina to ever work for Bang Bros. In that category I'm going with Luna. She's straight outta Da Chi, too. You might even run into her at Underground or Spy Bar some night.

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Ill take Abella but appreciate how seeing the chick in real life makes her hotter

There's a porn star that works at Kick offs in Harvey

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:06 pm ]
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Actually, putting porn stars aside (weird separate category)

Call me old fashioned but I like...

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Author:  Rod [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:15 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:

There's a porn star that works at Kick offs in Harvey


Candy Manson comes into Rocky Vander's all the time. Man, she's gruesome up close.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:17 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Actually, putting porn stars aside (weird separate category)

Call me old fashioned but I like...

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She's realistically hot.

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:17 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:

There's a porn star that works at Kick offs in Harvey


Candy Manson comes into Rocky Vander's all the time. Man, she's gruesome up close.


the advent of high definition television was not a good thing for porn

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:46 pm ]
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Mila Kunis??? She is all yours! :lol: :lol:

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Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:49 pm ]
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I'm pretty sure you can Google search and find a bad picture of any of these women. So again...


It's all subjective.

Author:  spmack [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:54 pm ]
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Jimmy is just pissed that no one has mentioned Rene Russo or something.

Author:  Rod [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:57 pm ]
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I don't think there is a bad picture of Johansson.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:59 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
Jimmy is just pissed that no one has mentioned Rene Russo or something.



Hell no,I think she's older than me. one of these two will do.


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Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:09 pm ]
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Forget lusting after Hayden Panniterre

She is dating one of the boxing Klitchko brothers!

(ahh,I can kick his ass!)

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Author:  spmack [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:31 pm ]
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Yeah, Hayden is nice. Became a fan after I seen her in the latest Scream movie. She was kinda dirty and slutty, which now doesn't seem like much of an act. :D

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It had all the makings of a country song: Nashville co-stars Hayden Panetierre and Jay Hernandez reportedly had a hot off-screen relationship on the set of their show this spring, despite the fact that she was months away from getting engaged to boxer boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko, and Hernandez is married. Their undercover flirtation is exposed for the first time in this week’s issue of Star magazine.

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:24 pm ]
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My wife, of course!

I used to watch The Magic Door on sunday mornings before church as well. I had no idea it was a jewish show but I was too young to realize what that meant anyway. All I knew is I had no idea what the hell they were talking about at the end with the Hebrew word of the day. I was too young to realize they were attempting to convert me.

Open
Come open
the magic door with me

Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:30 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I'm pretty sure you can Google search and find a bad picture of any of these women. So again...


It's all subjective.


Yikes!!!

Unless she doesn't go to bed with fresh make up on. I ain't waking up next to that.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:46 pm ]
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Author:  W_Z [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:02 am ]
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Oedipus wrote:
My mother.

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