What is the Ugie-approved list of foods for food stamp receipents? Porridge? Gruel? The McDonald's dollar menu?

You can get a lot of food for $700 a month. That seems a bit excessive.

You can get a lot of food for $700 a month. That seems a bit excessive.

You can get a lot of food for $700 a month. That seems a bit excessive.

You can get a lot of food for $700 a month. That seems a bit excessive.

I thought so too, but:

700/30=$23.33 dollars per day
23.33/5=$4.60 per person per day

I'm the worst math person in the world, so that might be wrong.

FUCK THOSE LAZY BUMS! STARVE THOSE COCKSUCKERS!!!!

Bret Hanover made 68 starts in his career and only lost 6 times. Once to Cardigan Bay, once to True Duane, and four times to Adios Vic.

A family of five gets $700+ in food stamps per month for food alone, and can cover items like lobster and caviar.

my mom raised a family of 4 on a $200 grocery budget, sometimes less. i remember needing to add water to white powder for our cereal

I remember adding water to cereal because we didnt have milk. Now my kid complains because he has regular apple juice and not V8 fusion...

That really isn't a lot of money unless the family is eating $2 pizzas every night. Ugie hates people who aren't doing well.

Yeah, but Little Caesars could fit their budget.

Yeah, but Little Caesars could fit their budget.

Ugie hates people who aren't doing well.

True. They would be dead in a few weeks or wish they were.