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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:45 pm ] |
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So for my birthday my wife got me a massage at some day-spa sort of place frequented by women mostly. She says i'm too stressed lately. (broke the pizza paddle over the counter yesterday as the pizza stuck to it - maybe she has a point  ).Anyway, this massage will be by a woman. I'm nervous. The more I think about NOT getting an erection, I'm convinced I'll get one! Maybe I'll just tell the wife I went, but skip out on it. Thoughts??
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: first massage?? |
Question: If a guy was giving you a massage,still get an erection? |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: first massage?? |
not likely. More likely you're going to have an urge to pass gas. Enjoy the experience, it's fun. Make sure to, in all seriousness, ask for more treatment in certain areas that feel good. I have set this thread up for Woodridge Ryan one-liners now. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: first massage?? |
Just get the massage. I'm sure you wouldnt be the first man she has given an erection to whilst massaging. As long as you dont ask for the happy ending you have nothing to be afraid of. Do you think she will track down your home number and tell your wife you got an erection? |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:47 pm ] |
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I initially read this as fist massage. That didn't sound very pleasant. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:48 pm ] |
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seriously, have any of you got one from a straightforward massage? That's not going to happen. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:48 pm ] |
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Hank Scorpio wrote: Just get the massage. I'm sure you wouldnt be the first man she has given an erection to whilst massaging. As long as you dont ask for the happy ending you have nothing to be afraid of. Do you think she will track down your home number and tell your wife you got an erection? the wife got if for him SHE KNOWS it's ok, get the happy ending....its part of the gift |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: first massage?? |
Terry's Peeps wrote: I initially read this as fist massage. That didn't sound very pleasant. Back in my Asian porn days, I saw all kinds of unpleasant massage-themed activities. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: first massage?? |
Hatchetman wrote: So for my birthday my wife got me a massage at some day-spa sort of place frequented by women mostly. She says i'm too stressed lately. (broke the pizza paddle over the counter yesterday as the pizza stuck to it - maybe she has a point ).Anyway, this massage will be by a woman. I'm nervous. The more I think about NOT getting an erection, I'm convinced I'll get one! Maybe I'll just tell the wife I went, but skip out on it. Thoughts?? For the money generally wasted on a massage, save up for a bottle of Johnny Blue or Don Julio Anejo. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: first massage?? |
Terry's Peeps wrote: I initially read this as fist massage. That didn't sound very pleasant. Quote: Keeping Score said: That's your opinion!
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:49 pm ] |
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Yikes... |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:50 pm ] |
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I'd be totally cool if it were a guy, b/c I'm damn sure I would NOT get an erection! If he started rubbing my ass that might be a little creepy though. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: first massage?? |
City of Fools wrote: seriously, have any of you got one from a straightforward massage? That's not going to happen. No, I'm a guy. I dont get massages. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:51 pm ] |
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Hatchetman wrote: I'd be totally cool if it were a guy, b/c I'm damn sure I would NOT get an erection! If he started rubbing my ass that might be a little creepy though. You mean this time it would be creepy? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: first massage?? |
| kimmy knockin' 'em down ...
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:57 pm ] |
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: I initially read this as fist massage. That didn't sound very pleasant. Back in my Asian porn days, I saw all kinds of unpleasant massage-themed activities. 
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:59 pm ] |
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Hank Scorpio wrote: City of Fools wrote: seriously, have any of you got one from a straightforward massage? That's not going to happen. No, I'm a guy. I dont get massages. you're missing out. Seriously. I'm man enough to admit I periodically do. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:59 pm ] |
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City of Fools wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: City of Fools wrote: seriously, have any of you got one from a straightforward massage? That's not going to happen. No, I'm a guy. I dont get massages. you're missing out. Seriously. I'm man enough to admit I periodically do. I'm just screwing around. I wanted to add to Hatchetman's psychosis.
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:01 pm ] |
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Hank Scorpio wrote: City of Fools wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: City of Fools wrote: seriously, have any of you got one from a straightforward massage? That's not going to happen. No, I'm a guy. I dont get massages. you're missing out. Seriously. I'm man enough to admit I periodically do. I'm just screwing around. I wanted to add to Hatchetman's psychosis. I'm surprised Mrs. Hatchetman didn't make it a couples massage. She must not be too worried... |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:03 pm ] |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:15 pm ] |
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I'll be OK as long as I'm on my stomach! |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:16 pm ] |
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Hatchetman wrote: I'll be OK as long as I'm on my stomach! Welcome to Cook County Jail! |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: first massage?? |
Once again Seinfeld imitates life. Closer than usual I might add... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UQ7a7d5W0 |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:20 pm ] |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXvPqOGujXc |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:22 pm ] |
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There isonly one.person on thisbored I wood take message advise from. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:26 pm ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: There isonly one.person on thisbored I wood take message advise from. Tall Midget? |
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| Author: | donspiracy [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: first massage?? |
Had a couples massage over the summer. Yes it was a woman that was putting her hands on me... The chicks that work the front desk were much, much more attractive than the massagers. I was more worried about falling asleep than getting wood. Really didn't like the "forced" tipping scale. Not that I am that too cheap/poor, but if you already have me on the hook for a $60 rubdown, Just make it an 80 dollar thing. The price difference wouldn't have scared me away. Yes I got the hot towel treatment! |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: first massage?? |
I got my first massage just last year and while I didnt get full on Woodrow, had a semi going most of the time. |
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| Author: | Woodridge Ryan [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:47 pm ] |
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You should definitely do it. Highly doubt you get wood. as someone suggested early, pass gas is more likely. You'll love it. It's a total recharge. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: first massage?? |
jimmypasta wrote: In your mind the masseuse looks like this. In reality, she will be Olga, the retired Soviet Block shot putter. |
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