omg this whole "getting out there" thing SUCKS!
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | how to pick up girls |
Rule 1: don't expect the pussy to come to you 2nd rule: don't expect the pussy to come to you. 3rd rule. Don't expect shit caus u a fuckin idiot. Fuck u. Brought to u by the ikesouth foundation of massive cock. Fuck u |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: how to pick up girls |
Compliment their eyes. |
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| Author: | newper [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:20 am ] |
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And don't put it on a pedestal. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:38 am ] |
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My dick is a mothafuckin pedastal what da fuck up bitch whut whut psycho semantic Martha stewart |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: how to pick up girls |
Oh,wait,you guys had to "work" the women? I never had to worry about that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn0qqAmtKHQ |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 7:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: how to pick up girls |
Depends on how big they are. Most you just have to make sure to bend your knees a bit then get your hands over the shoulder and behind the kneecaps. If they are pushing three bills, I would recommend a forklift. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 1:59 pm ] |
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I never had trouble with this. Darko gots game. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:03 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Compliment their eyes. Or eye, depending on the circumstances. |
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| Author: | Houston Homer [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: how to pick up girls |
omg this whole "getting out there" thing SUCKS!
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: how to pick up girls |
IkeSouth wrote: Rule 1: don't expect the pussy to come to you 2nd rule: don't expect the pussy to come to you. 3rd rule. Don't expect shit caus u a fuckin idiot. Fuck u. Brought to u by the ikesouth foundation of massive cock. Fuck u Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere? Joe: By choice, man. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: how to pick up girls |
There is no blueprint. What works for me may not work for you. Do whatever is natural for you. Generally it's hard to be someone else. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: how to pick up girls |
i was so shitfaced on friday night. i stumbled into the last bar around 1am and the owner of the bar threatened to kick my ass. i guess i said something to piss him off but i remember apologizing but it didnt matter. he was a dick and kept talkin shit. he goes to leave and i walk out with him, and he said something like 'youre making a mistake'. i just walked right out and stood there as he ran to his truck and tore ass out of there. what a bitch. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:43 am ] |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:16 am ] |
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How big a man is IkeSouth?
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:20 am ] |
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I am guessing 5'10" stocky and will tell you he can kick your ass drunk or not |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: how to pick up girls |
bigfan wrote: I am guessing 5'10" stocky and will tell you he can kick your ass drunk or not 
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: how to pick up girls |
I'm not a fighter. But I am 6'5 215 so when someone threatens me I don't always back down. Definitely not when I'm plastered. Dude didnt scare me at all I would a fucked him up. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: how to pick up girls |
IkeSouth wrote: I'm not a fighter. But I am 6'5 215 so when someone threatens me I don't always back down. Definitely not when I'm plastered. Dude didnt scare me at all I would a fucked him up. You need a samwich! |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Mon Oct 21, 2013 6:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: how to pick up girls |
lol i know im like tony snell. i could eat nothing but ice cream for a year and not break 7% body fat |
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