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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 1000 Watt Jesus |
Has finally made his appearance on my neighbor's deck. About 1 week earlier than usual. He sits on the deck in judgement of my home. Eat me, 1000 Watt Jesus. |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
http://youtu.be/CYtGmHfpYmY |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
It's about time you designed a "Christ on a skateboard" holiday arrangement to put outside. (Or really any design to match your wacky JC sayings) |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
FavreFan wrote: It's about time you designed a "Christ on a skateboard" holiday arrangement to put outside. (Or really any design to match your wacky JC sayings)  Damn that's a solid idea. A Christ on a stick, a Christ on a pony... Christ on a rollerblade.The possibilities are quite endless. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
Rail some blow, get an axe, hack that 1000 watt Jesus to bits and then take care of the guy that put it there. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
Ok, I must have missed some inside joke with the cocaine thing. What is going on with that? |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
Darkside wrote: Ok, I must have missed some inside joke with the cocaine thing. What is going on with that? No inside joke, dude, this is as real as it gets. Kill that guy. Do it |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
SomeGuy wrote: Darkside wrote: Ok, I must have missed some inside joke with the cocaine thing. What is going on with that? No inside joke, dude, this is as real as it gets. Kill that guy. Do it  
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
I like Christ on a cracker. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I like Christ on a cracker. I prefer cheese as Christ is transubstantiated into a cracker somewhat frequently. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
Darkside wrote: Eat me, 1000 Watt Jesus. That doesn't sound like a very wholesome prayer. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
Don Tiny wrote: Darkside wrote: Eat me, 1000 Watt Jesus. That doesn't sound like a very wholesome prayer. Its in Leveticus somewhere. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
Just light the thing on fire and tell them you're just demonstrating the OT Christological significance of the Pillar of Flame that guided the [b]J-E-W-S JEWS![/b] through the desert. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
badrogue17 wrote: Don Tiny wrote: Darkside wrote: Eat me, 1000 Watt Jesus. That doesn't sound like a very wholesome prayer. Its in Leveticus somewhere. It's "Leveticus" you Babylonian whore. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
Darkside wrote: Has finally made his appearance on my neighbor's deck. About 1 week earlier than usual. He sits on the deck in judgement of my home. Eat me, 1000 Watt Jesus. I suggest you counter with the crucifixion of Santa. That's right, Darkside. Santa, on a cross. Crucified. Let the words wash over you. The. Crucifixion. Of. Santa. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
Tad Queasy wrote: Darkside wrote: Has finally made his appearance on my neighbor's deck. About 1 week earlier than usual. He sits on the deck in judgement of my home. Eat me, 1000 Watt Jesus. I suggest you counter with the crucifixion of Santa. That's right, Darkside. Santa, on a cross. Crucified. Let the words wash over you. The. Crucifixion. Of. Santa. Yes. Do this. And then kill them. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
TAKE A PICTURE! |
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
SomeGuy wrote: Darkside wrote: Ok, I must have missed some inside joke with the cocaine thing. What is going on with that? No inside joke, dude, this is as real as it gets. Kill that guy. Do it
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 7:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
We need a picture of said Jesus... |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
doug - evergreen park wrote: We need a picture of said Jesus... A picture with a flaming bag on its head ... ?!? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
Johnny Cash wrote: You own....thousand watt....Jesus...someone to hear your prayers...someone who cares...
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Johnny Cash wrote: You own....thousand watt....Jesus...someone to hear your prayers...someone who cares... I was coming here to make this joke but with Depeche Mode |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
The picture perfectly demonstrates your frustration. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1000 Watt Jesus |
1000 Watt Jesus has spawned a whole 1000 Watt Family. 
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:42 pm ] |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:43 pm ] |
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