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Author:  bigfan [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:51 am ]
Post subject:  THE McNUGGET EVENT- 3 CONFIRMED
Friday, November 1, 2013
O'Neils
411 S. Wells
http://www.oneilsonwells.com/

A BB Remote will be taking place, and the McNugget challenge will take place after they broadcast, approx 6 -6:30. confirmed with the manager of the establishment.

The Challenge

Who will consume 80 chicken mcnuggets first?

Hank Scorpio - CONFIRMED IN
Donspiracy -CONFIRMED IN
Favre Fan -CONFIFRMED IN
SINI - CONFIRMED OUT

Winner will acquire $100 in US funds, supposed to be courtesy of Keeping Score.

Other misc items may be available.

I am still in need of 'Runners" to go get the McNuggets. 2 People will help.

Eaglo Jeff has made himself available to Video the event for those unable to attend.

Any REAL questions, please post them here.
Author:  bigfan [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: THE McNUGGET EVENT
Special Guest "STU" will be in attendance. A Man that I personally saw do this in under 20 minutes. Sauces and water allowed.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:27 pm ]
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Any rules in regards to dipping or drinks?
Author:  bigfan [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:29 pm ]
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Sauces and water or beer allowed
Author:  bigfan [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:17 pm ]
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ROLL CALL MONDAY
Author:  Chus [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:07 am ]
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Big, can you take my portion of the winnings from the Rockies wager, and buy a drink for each of the contestants?
Author:  bigfan [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:15 am ]
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Chus wrote:
Big, can you take my portion of the winnings from the Rockies wager, and buy a drink for each of the contestants?

That was the purpose of it
Author:  Seacrest [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 11:30 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
Chus wrote:
Big, can you take my portion of the winnings from the Rockies wager, and buy a drink for each of the contestants?

That was the purpose of it


Don't spend mine on McNuggets
Author:  bigfan [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: THE McNUGGET EVENT
CONTESTANT CONFIRMATIONS

FavreFan - CONFIRMED
Hank Scorpio - TBD
Donspiracy - CONFIRMED
Sini - OUT
Author:  Nas [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 6:54 pm ]
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I'm about 70% sure I'll be there.
Author:  Spaulding [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:28 pm ]
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I'm planning on it.
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:22 am ]
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While I look forward to seeing all...the Updated/Contestant VIP status is

CONTESTANT CONFIRMATIONS

FavreFan - CONFIRMED
Hank Scorpio - TBD
Donspiracy -CONFIRMED
Sini -TBD
Author:  Rod [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:36 am ]
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I'll be there for sure.
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:50 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I'll be there for sure.

Alternate? lol
Author:  Rod [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:52 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I'll be there for sure.

Alternate? lol


:lol: I don't think so. How about Spaulding? You could let her eat 60, like the ladies' tees.
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:01 am ]
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I expect Hank Scorpio to confirm his slot as contestant #3.

Sinii, who knows.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:49 am ]
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believe it or not (and i'm 35/65 on it myself) i very well just might know.

i don't want to do an eating contest not only in public, but also at a score remote and with people clamoring to videotape it. for all of the "man card" crap that you can draw up, i wouldn't want to humiliate myself in such an eminently memorable way by kicking a couple'a ~35-45 year old dudes' asses.

i realize saying things like that invokes some sort of primordial "OOOOOHHHHH" response, but the odds are i'm being entirely factual here. i'm not fullblown fat, but for the sake of euphony i'll call myself a fatlete. if i had to i could get up and jog 5 miles at a pretty good pace without any problem, just like i could contort myself into a mindset where i just plow down those mcnuggets like it's nobody's business. the actual volume of 80 mcnuggets ain't shit; last week i took the ~15-20min walk to mcdonalds, ordered 20 mcnuggets, and proceeded to walk home casually downing those fuckers at the equivalent of a brisk jogging pace and i didn't even need more than a child size cup of water or any sauce packets.

the fact of the matter is that i love mcnuggets, for roughly ~8-10 years of my life that's all i ever ordered from mcdonalds. they're downright immaterial to me as i can go through them normally, let alone charging up via fasting and drinking before consumption. so yeah, with the whole world watching, listening, taping, and kawkawwwwing i'm in the 90%+ percentile that i could win this matchup, which begs the question: do i really want to?

see i was willing to do a stupid bar bet of eating 100 mcnuggets barring any interpersonal competition.... you know, like that dude adam richman on man vs food. if the grotesque slice of humanity i was serving you was merely glutteony championed in the name of "earning" a few bucks to buy everyone a few rounds that's cool with me. i'd essentially cash in $100 worth of dignity / self-image to hook everyone up.... but a competition? fuck that. for all i know the other guys could be sandbaggers and i can envision the worst case scenario where i do indeed put on the display of competitive eating that i'm truly capable of (which is a bad thing, remember, to a guy working on imposing far stricter limits on the excesses of his life/style) and not only could it very possibly be archived and youtubed for the rest of recorded human history, it could also feature some commentary on a 50KW TORCH OF TRUTH AND SYNERGY IN CHICAGO SPORTS FIEFDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean seriously, that's the kind of shit that terry and dan would bag on ppl for doing... and while it's all in good fun and whatnot, still, there's just that nightmare of having all that attention on me when i'm doing something entirely stupid.

i'd much rather show up to hang out and drop my own $50 on spirits and hook up people with a few drinks as we watch those other guys go for the glory, legend, and ultimately the myth. honestly, my self-esteem is way too low these days to go out and do something that re-affirms the perpetually creeping doubt that's plagued me since the 4th grade: that i'm a fatass loser.

(if don tiny had a talk show right now he'd be standing up and doing his arsenio HOO HOO HOO chat. instead he's doing the lord's work, aka adding to his excel database of apropos picture links. he's actually quite good at that)

so yeah, sorry to let all y'all down and have to turn in my man card or whatever..... but it just ain't worth it to make an ass of myself in such an excruciatingly public fashion. i've done it before in the name of "punk rockedness" or "the cause" or whatever.... but i'm sick of that shit. i'd much rather drop 75lbs get my life going in a solid direction then shock the world and drop that rap EP/LP/mixtape that blows up like what you know about a sweet emcee from the 313? he called it a year before he blew up: he's never too far from revenue!

of course, there was no chance that he could have a youtube video of his fat ass downing 80 mcnuggets at the behest of a couple'a other dudes who have no idea what kind of dark forces of mcnuggetian consumption they're up against. youtube lasts forever dude.... the NO was doubly sealed when i read about the video cameras, as the first seal was seeing ~50 odd mcnuggets references all over the board and in profiles which led me to believe i was being set up to act the fool, with that $100 being waved as some sort of loserbait that conveys far more of a broader social disparity message than even the utility of dropping $100 on everyone's drinks couldn't offset.

so in the immortal words of jimmy graham, the partially-footed god of tight ends, it's been real.... but i ain't in the contest.
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:55 am ]
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SO YOUR ANSWER IS "NO"?

its really all I ever asked of you a YES or NO

Your man MAN CARD is being revoked not for your reluctance to do the contest, but your amazing inability to decide, like a bride 3 years before her wedding date trying to select a wedding dress!

With that said, I expect to see your castrated ass there!
Author:  Rod [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:58 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
SO YOUR ANSWER IS "NO"?


:lol: :lol: This made my entire morning. I can now go run my five miles with a bounce in my step.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:08 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
SO YOUR ANSWER IS "NO"?

its really all I ever asked of you a YES or NO

Your man MAN CARD is being revoked not for your reluctance to do the contest, but your amazing inability to decide, like a bride 3 years before her wedding date trying to select a wedding dress!

With that said, I expect to see your castrated ass there!


boy, it's truly miss a little miss a lot on the CSFMB in the 2-0-1-3. i never expressed any interest in the competition aspect, and the whole asking ppl if i should do it thing was what the kids nowadays would call "trolling." in the original mcnugget thread i said i'd do the bar bet but that i didn't want to do an eating contest, you PM'd me asking if i was interested in what i believed to be the original bar bet and that's where i said definitely maybe. and somewhere between my saying that and where we are now a new thread was made proclaiming an eating contest where i'm the 4th contestant who's waffling.... so that's the disconnect; i didn't know there was any lingering invitation to an eating contest because i had already said i didn't wanna do that, so i didn't bother to check back for awhile. so my bad on leaving you hanging, but i've been steadfast in my resolve to not break any apocalyptic seals that would come with such a brazenly public display of my most shameful ability to eat a shit-ton of food.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:13 am ]
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Sini is the Mike Mulligan of the message board. A simple question, and we get a 4 paragraph diatribe that makes BRick's posts look like Reader's Digest. Mully gives 90 second questions to confused guests. You guys must be long lost brothers.
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: THE McNUGGET EVENT
Well what you said to me EXACTLY was

"i'll do it if i get $100 that i can hook everyone else up with." This is from your PM to me

The criticism is from the Waffling, you have gone from 5% to 95%.

So now all I am asking is will you be there?
Author:  sinicalypse [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:07 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
Well what you said to me EXACTLY was

"i'll do it if i get $100 that i can hook everyone else up with." This is from your PM to me

The criticism is from the Waffling, you have gone from 5% to 95%.

So now all I am asking is will you be there?


if i don't have to work, quite possibly maybe not a bad idea if i'm in the mood/area/groove/zone/etc.

and like i said, when you started mentioning multiple ppl i was still thinking it was the original offer to anyone who could eat the 80 mcnuggets, not a race. i was waffling on whether or not i merely wanted to eat 80 mcnuggets on a bet for easy cash, not getting all IFOCE up in here.

again, my apologies for any confusion.... next time i'll make sure to have one of my secretaries check up on the board whilst i'm floating around living life!
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:09 pm ]
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Working 6:30 on a friday night? Please let us know where you will be bartending
Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:49 pm ]
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I'll show up to this if I know that my board clique, to the extent that I even have a board clique, will also be there. I'm not going to a Boers & Bernstein remote just to hang out with, like, Frank Coztansa or something.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:51 pm ]
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Don't worry, dickfor, I won't be there.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:06 pm ]
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Anyone taking the train in for this?
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:24 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
Anyone taking the train in for this?

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Author:  bigfan [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:26 pm ]
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Author:  Telegram Sam [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:34 pm ]
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In. Likely. Like high-80's-percent.
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