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Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:06 am ]
Post subject:  Dedication

This McNugget contest has become bigger than any one man. It's started a revolution the likes of which the internet has not seen. I am honored to be a part of the event that has literally ripped the board in two. To this end, I am dedicating my performance to the memory of our lost, likely still lurking, board members.

I came here tonight, I didn't know what to expect. I seen a lot of people hate McNugget contests and I didn't know what to feel about that so I guess they didn't like much nothin' either. During this meal, I've seen a lot of changing, the way yous feel about the board, and in the way I felt about you. In here, there were three guys literally killing themselves, but I guess that's better than the entire board. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!

Author:  bigfan [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dedication

Its a Thing.

I hope to see my EX friend OKC there

Author:  spanky [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dedication

I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dedication

spanky wrote:
I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.


That feat was really lost in everything else that happened. Well done sir.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dedication

spanky wrote:
I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.

Why?

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dedication

Hawg Ass wrote:
spanky wrote:
I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.

Why?


Because that man has heart!

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dedication

Hank Scorpio wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
spanky wrote:
I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.

Why?


Because that man has heart attacks!

FIXED

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dedication

Scor-Pee-Oo! Scor-Pee-Oo! Scor-Pee-Oo! Scor-Pee-Oo!

Author:  spanky [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dedication

Hawg Ass wrote:
spanky wrote:
I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.

Why?

Because somebody said I couldn't. A man's gotta have pride....
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Because that man has heart!

A clogged, overworked heart. But it is there!

Author:  Chus [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dedication

spanky wrote:
I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.


In 12 minutes, you consumed:

2950 calories
170 grams of fat (260% of RDA)
5350 mg of sodium (225% of RDA)
235 grams of carbohydrates (80% of RDA)
120 g of protein
150% RDA of Calcium
125% RDA of Iron

Author:  spanky [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dedication

Chus wrote:
spanky wrote:
I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.


In 12 minutes, you consumed:

2950 calories
170 grams of fat (260% of RDA)
5350 mg of sodium (225% of RDA)
235 grams of carbohydrates (80% of RDA)
120 g of protein
150% RDA of Calcium
125% RDA of Iron

To be honest, it only felt like about 4900 mg of sodium.

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