we need Brent Musburger
and i gotta go with FF here
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Hello again everybody. The challenges have been offered, the contestants selected, the venue set and now, the day has arrived. The First Annual CSFMB McNugget Challenge. It's a fearsome group of competitors that waddle into the arena today. Let's breakdown the competition - Hank Scorpio - CONFIRMED IN - Hank is a guy that takes his McNugget eating seriously. We've seen his training regimen and it is disgustingly scary. He seems to be the odds-on favorite. However, will the recent distractions of the past few days prove too much to overcome? Donspiracy -CONFIRMED IN - don is a formidable challenger. He's a renaissance man as proficient in McNugget eating as he is in poker or NASCAR reporting and no doubt better at all of those than golf. He's a man as comfortable in a country club as he is in a strip club and no doubt pantsless in both. How will those skills translate to the McNugget arena? We're about to find out. Favre Fan -CONFIFRMED IN - Discipline. That's what you learn in the military. If FavreFan tells his stomach to take another nugget, by God, YOU WILL TAKE ANOTHER McNUGGET, MAGGOT!! Only in this case, there probably are maggots in there. Won't disgust him though because he's been watching the Packers for years. So, there it is. Who's your money on? And be careful answering that question because you might actually be called on to pony up the dough. Good luck, men. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
I am betting on Don's Piracy. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Chus wrote: I am betting on Don's Piracy. I concur. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
it is my assumption that the prize to the "winner" is a free stomach pumping at CDH. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
This is my kind of eating challenge, Dr Ken. Three husky makes, some of them stoned, looking to eat as much as they possibly can. I tell ya, Dr, I think that the person who can eat the most McNuggets has a pretty good chance of winning this contest. |
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| Author: | jackref [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Good luck to all. Your colon is going to need it. But I am going with Hank - he seems really geared up for this (he is wearing a diaper). |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Frank Coztansa wrote: This is my kind of eating challenge, Dr Ken. Three husky makes, some of them stoned, looking to eat as much as they possibly can. I tell ya, Dr, I think that the person who can eat the most McNuggets has a pretty good chance of winning this contest. No doubt, Frank. Well said. A poll has been added. And you can vote in the first post. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
we need Brent Musburger and i gotta go with FF here |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
let's give consumption predictions: Don=66 McNuggets Ffan=81 McNuggets HS= 89 McNuggets Who throws up and when? HS first DonS 2nd Favre fan holds it down |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
FavreFan once at a live chicken...feathers and all. after he was done...he vurped up the beak and feet. FF wins this. |
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| Author: | Northside_Dan [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Frank Coztansa wrote: This is my kind of eating challenge, Dr Ken. Three husky makes, some of them stoned, looking to eat as much as they possibly can. I tell ya, Dr, I think that the person who can eat the most McNuggets has a pretty good chance of winning this contest.  I'm going with Hank. He's the gayest, ickiest and weirdest one of the bunch. Therefore I'm assuming his ability to devour processed 'meat' in a timely fashion will be superior. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
I have no idea. Wish I could see it though. Should be fun. In my younger days, I would have entered myself. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
jimmypasta wrote: let's give consumption predictions: Don=66 McNuggets Ffan=81 McNuggets HS= 89 McNuggets Who throws up and when? HS first DonS 2nd Favre fan holds it down you think 2 of the contestants are going to go past 80 ? i actually think all 3 of them will get to 80, just a matter of who get there first |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Farvio. Hell, if I had to guess, he has a little TTB in him, if you'll pardon the expression. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Hatchetman wrote: I have no idea. Wish I could see it though. Should be fun. In my younger days, I would have entered myself. That don't sound right. 
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| Author: | Bagels [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Northside_Dan wrote: [ Therefore I'm assuming his ability to devour processed 'meat' in a timely fashion will be superior. hey, with all the various parts in there, 80 nuggets might actually equal 1 actual chicken |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Hank Scorpio got this. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
jimmypasta wrote: That don't sound right.
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
I am sticking with Hank but I just remembered the other 2 are hitting the good stuff prior. They might have a munchy advantage that could be tough to overcome. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
A real competitor would walk in with a 10-piece box and just eat it while everybody's waiting to start. |
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| Author: | Northside_Dan [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Hawg Ass wrote: I am sticking with Hank but I just remembered the other 2 are hitting the good stuff prior. They might have a munchy advantage that could be tough to overcome. What? No PED Testing? Anything short of a Hank victory will be a sham, travesty and a mockery. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: A real competitor would walk in with a 10-piece box and just eat it while everybody's waiting to start. Kind of like a pre game warm-up? |
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| Author: | Rod [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
I'm here. And I'm the sharpest looking motherfucker in the place. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I'm here. And I'm the sharpest looking motherfucker in the place. Any savages JORR? |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
I ate a baconator for lunch. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
I picture 3 swarthy men getting it on,but now back to this McNugget thing: |
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| Author: | Northside_Dan [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Hank Scorpio wrote: I ate a baconator for lunch. I weep for your plumbing this evening. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Hank Scorpio wrote: I ate a baconator for lunch. Vomit it up right in front of everybody right before you start. That type of commitment will intimidate. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I'm here. And I'm the sharpest looking motherfucker in the place. Your half right,which is good for you! |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: McNugget Challenge Pregame |
Betting the dog. Let's go donspiracy! |
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