What was that?

jimmy's over fed and under exercised four legged friend.

The dog looks like something created in a lab by some ghoulish mad scientist....huge head, little body...it's the spanky of the canine world

MF'er.

I was gonna say they are only taller than one board member. You.

I think we all here can agree, Darkside is a raging penis when it comes to most anything.

Are you drinking gin tonight?

Nah, I introduced Mr. Beam to Mexican Coke.

I am working on Mr. Beam with our fitness focused friend Diet Coke.

I don't often drink Coke. But when I do, it's the naturally sugared stuff.
.

Only the Mexican stuff for you?

That's pretty hard to find, especially in the sticks.

Believe it or not, we have five Mexican grocery stores here in the sticks. Along with the many other small stores catering to various ethnicities, I can get most anything here in the cornfields.

I just mean it's hard to believe that you never have a soda out of a fountain. Ever.

Not sure where I implied that. But anywho, Spanky, not a Bigfan of jerks, even of the soda kind.