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Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:49 am ]
Post subject:  a tombstone for keeping bored

he had another discussion with himself today in hopes of creating some bored traffic. well, im board, so let me answer


*So my buddy wants to know why "they" aren't broadcasting the Comet Ison (or whatever it's called) LIVE?
He thinks it's the alien mothership. I told him I'd look into it. I lied.
that's because your mothership is a whore

*So the raccoons are now hanging out with me from time to time in the garage. They love peanuts. PEANUTS.
I want to pet them but I'm scared. They also don't come close enough to do so regardless.
please do not not pet the savage animals.

*I think that more than likely, Derrick Rose is kind of a snatch.
nobody knows what this means dumbass cracker

*I no longer like Larry Sanders.
he never liked you

*I hate Brandon Jennings more than ever.
everyone hates you

*Sparky is WAY better than Bill Michaels.
everyone is way better then you

*Calvert Extra is better than Lord Calvert.
Cavaliers are better then your mom


*I love what they did for the Bat Kid. I love what he did for us.
you are the bat kid

*There's a star that I see early evenings in the South/SouthWest kinda. It's bright as shit. What is it?
space station dumbass

Author:  jimmypasta [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:49 am ]
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"I'm Horny"

I'll be right over

Author:  Baby McNown [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:03 am ]
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Well since The Cavaliers are an all male drum corps I'm sure Keeping Score would take them over any female.

Author:  bigfan [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:07 am ]
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Baby McNown wrote:
Well since The Cavaliers are an all male drum corps I'm sure Keeping Score would take them over any female.


Was he in jail letting guys gang bang him and thus the love affair with pictures of a then 13 year female country western singer originated from? Nobody knows, except what must be his close buddies that follow their guy and do as he asks.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:23 am ]
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keeping bored? i thought the go-to satirization of his name was "keeping your personal information, which btw he was on a quest to find b4 his defection from the CSFMB" --- yeah a bit long and definitely not euphonic but hey apropos

Author:  bigfan [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:27 am ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
keeping bored? i thought the go-to satirization of his name was "keeping your personal information, which btw he was on a quest to find b4 his defection from the CSFMB" --- yeah a bit long and definitely not euphonic but hey apropos


Glad it took this event for some of you to see what kind of guy you are dealing with.

check those credit statements, you might have got a new Nordstroms card and not even known it!

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:40 pm ]
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big, we are a crummunity here. in the future, if you know a guy aint right, tell us

Author:  Darkside [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:43 pm ]
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It's not a bright star for fucks sake, it's Venus.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:14 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
It's not a bright star for fucks sake, it's Venus.



Image

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:38 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
It's not a bright star for fucks sake, it's Venus.


space station is 3rd brightest "star" in the sky. and its in the south from where we view it. im right.

Author:  Darkside [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 3:02 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
Darkside wrote:
It's not a bright star for fucks sake, it's Venus.


space station is 3rd brightest "star" in the sky. and its in the south from where we view it. im right.

You could not POSSIBLY mistake a space station for a star as stars do not move across the sky in relation to other stars.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 3:16 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
keeping bored? i thought the go-to satirization of his name was "keeping your personal information, which btw he was on a quest to find b4 his defection from the CSFMB" --- yeah a bit long and definitely not euphonic but hey apropos


Glad it took this event for some of you to see what kind of guy you are dealing with.

check those credit statements, you might have got a new Nordstroms card and not even known it!


Wow, what a sick piece of shit.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:01 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
Darkside wrote:
It's not a bright star for fucks sake, it's Venus.


space station is 3rd brightest "star" in the sky. and its in the south from where we view it. im right.

You could not POSSIBLY mistake a space station for a star as stars do not move across the sky in relation to other stars.


you could POSSIBLY look at it for just a few seconds and not realize its moving.

Author:  Darkside [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:13 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
you could POSSIBLY look at it for just a few seconds and not realize its moving.

No. You could not.

Author:  spmack [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:18 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Darkside wrote:
It's not a bright star for fucks sake, it's Venus.



Image

:lol: :lol:

Author:  Scorehead [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:03 pm ]
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Baby McNown wrote:
Well since The Cavaliers are an all male drum corps I'm sure Keeping Score would take them over any female.


BM, I'm curious how you know of the Cavaliers.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:26 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
you could POSSIBLY look at it for just a few seconds and not realize its moving.

No. You could not.


Yeah. The space station moves quickly across the sky in plain view.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaPQqCofwQc

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