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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Deep Thoughts by CLH |
As I was sitting on the toilet, I got to thinking... how do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass after they take a crap? I guess they could estimate the average number of wipes it takes to clean things up. Or they could smell the toilet paper after each wipe until the smell is mostly gone. Or do they knock on the stall next to them and have someone do an ass crack double check? |
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| Author: | Chus [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Deep Thoughts by CLH |
Why do we drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway? |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Deep Thoughts by CLH |
I would have bet copious amounts of cash that jimmypasta would have started this thread. I we sure he hasn't? Is the search function working? |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Deep Thoughts by CLH |
Wow! Very deep |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Deep Thoughts by CLH |
Seacrest wrote: I would have bet copious amounts of cash that jimmypasta would have started this thread. I we sure he hasn't? Is the search function working?  yeah,like your thoughts are like spinning gold. A lot of "uppity" types on here thinking they are preaching from Mt. Olympus...You fuckers need to get real.
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Deep Thoughts by CLH |
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: As I was sitting on the toilet, I got to thinking... how do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass after they take a crap? I guess they could estimate the average number of wipes it takes to clean things up. Or they could smell the toilet paper after each wipe until the smell is mostly gone. Or do they knock on the stall next to them and have someone do an ass crack double check? very interesting hypothesis. my guess would be someone just had to take a dump in a power outage |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Deep Thoughts by CLH |
Yeah, someone shut the fucking lights off on me. So much for coming in on a Saturday to make up time. Thankfully I had my phone to light my view of the toilet paper. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Deep Thoughts by CLH |
jimmypasta wrote: Seacrest wrote: I would have bet copious amounts of cash that jimmypasta would have started this thread. I we sure he hasn't? Is the search function working? yeah,like your thoughts are like spinning gold. A lot of "uppity" types on here thinking they are preaching from Mt. Olympus...You fuckers need to get real.Thinking most of the day with your penis and associated body parts is hardly unique in today's society jimmy. Now go start another " Hottest Babe since fill in the blank" thread please. |
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