typical fuck-buddy couple conversation. they'll be back to being fuck buddies by the weekend.
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| Author: | Northside_Dan [ Mon Nov 18, 2013 12:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Roof BreakUp |
Best use of Twitter I've ever seen. If it's hard to follow, scroll down a bit on his twitter page. Start at the bottom and read the tweets going up. https://twitter.com/kyleayers Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov Looks like everything is done here. Thanks for following along #roofbreakup. Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov Rachel is gone. Guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. #roofbreakup Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov Rachel disappears around the corner into the stairwell. Guy takes a puff of his cigarette and turns to the manhattan skyline. #roofbreakup Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "It means fucking whatever fuck I'm tired." -girl #roofbreakup Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "So what does this mean?" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov RACHEL IS WALKING AWAY #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Seriously this is embarrassing, I'm done" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Stop" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Why don't you get pizza with 'someone from work texts?'" -girl (holy shit good burn right there) #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Are we getting pizza or what? I don't mean to change the subject but are we?" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I can't do this. You're a waste of my time." -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov Guy's phone just blew up with texts. He immediately silenced it. Glares exchanged. #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov Head in hands. Awaits answer about love. -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I'm not talking about love on a roof in Brooklyn." -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov Lights another cig. -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "He's just sitting on his fucking phone he doesn't care (talking about me). Answer my question." -girl (hahahahahahaha) #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I don't think we need to talk about this up here with some random guy over there." -guy (uh oh, I'm that guy over here) #roofbreak Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Answer a fucking question." -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Look I'm not a guy who's into labels, Rachel. You knew that getting in." -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Do you love me?" -girl (OH BOY HERE WE GO, PEOPLE) #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Seriously?" -both, a lot #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Yeah but what is, like, living together? Like what's an apartment mean? You know what I'm saying?" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Are we going to live together?" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Just tell me what you want but don't make it something fucking gay" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov This guy is four cigs deep right now. #roofbreakup #teamrachel Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "My roommates are always like 'wheres your boyfriend?' And I'm like 'hmm' and stuff." -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Stop shivering." -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I guess I'm the only one who doesn't realize how awesome you are." -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "You think I'm immature? Calling people immature is immature!" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I can't think in terms of like, time and shit, Rachel." -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Do you see yourself living with me within a year?" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Say something else about my fucking wardrobe" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Ok so those were the only times I lied to you. Right? We can agree on that?" -guy #roofbreak Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I don't want a baby or anything. Not yet!" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov :cannot understand: -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I just sometimes want to hang out with my friends and my not you friends" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "You don't need to see my phone to trust me" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Let me read it then, give me the phone" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "ITS A TEXT FROM MY COWORKER. A WORK TEXT" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "You're so cruel sometimes!" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Everyone told me New York wasn't for me." -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I can't be with some who is so ugh what ugh stop" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "You never let me talk!" -both #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "NOT ON THE ROOF" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Don't let me live with them then!" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Your roommates are fucking assholes" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I'm not looking for marriage, just what's right below marriage" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov A couple is breaking up on my roof right now. I was just trying to enjoy the view. Now I will live tweet the breakup. #roofbreakup |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Mon Nov 18, 2013 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Roof BreakUp |
Northside_Dan wrote: Best use of Twitter I've ever seen. If it's hard to follow, scroll down a bit on his twitter page. Start at the bottom and read the tweets going up. https://twitter.com/kyleayers Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov Looks like everything is done here. Thanks for following along #roofbreakup. Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov Rachel is gone. Guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. #roofbreakup Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov Rachel disappears around the corner into the stairwell. Guy takes a puff of his cigarette and turns to the manhattan skyline. #roofbreakup Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "It means fucking whatever fuck I'm tired." -girl #roofbreakup Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "So what does this mean?" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov RACHEL IS WALKING AWAY #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Seriously this is embarrassing, I'm done" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Stop" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Why don't you get pizza with 'someone from work texts?'" -girl (holy shit good burn right there) #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Are we getting pizza or what? I don't mean to change the subject but are we?" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I can't do this. You're a waste of my time." -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov Guy's phone just blew up with texts. He immediately silenced it. Glares exchanged. #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov Head in hands. Awaits answer about love. -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I'm not talking about love on a roof in Brooklyn." -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov Lights another cig. -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "He's just sitting on his fucking phone he doesn't care (talking about me). Answer my question." -girl (hahahahahahaha) #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I don't think we need to talk about this up here with some random guy over there." -guy (uh oh, I'm that guy over here) #roofbreak Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Answer a fucking question." -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Look I'm not a guy who's into labels, Rachel. You knew that getting in." -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Do you love me?" -girl (OH BOY HERE WE GO, PEOPLE) #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Seriously?" -both, a lot #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Yeah but what is, like, living together? Like what's an apartment mean? You know what I'm saying?" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Are we going to live together?" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Just tell me what you want but don't make it something fucking gay" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov This guy is four cigs deep right now. #roofbreakup #teamrachel Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "My roommates are always like 'wheres your boyfriend?' And I'm like 'hmm' and stuff." -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Stop shivering." -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I guess I'm the only one who doesn't realize how awesome you are." -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "You think I'm immature? Calling people immature is immature!" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I can't think in terms of like, time and shit, Rachel." -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Do you see yourself living with me within a year?" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Say something else about my fucking wardrobe" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Ok so those were the only times I lied to you. Right? We can agree on that?" -guy #roofbreak Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I don't want a baby or anything. Not yet!" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov :cannot understand: -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I just sometimes want to hang out with my friends and my not you friends" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "You don't need to see my phone to trust me" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Let me read it then, give me the phone" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "ITS A TEXT FROM MY COWORKER. A WORK TEXT" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "You're so cruel sometimes!" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Everyone told me New York wasn't for me." -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I can't be with some who is so ugh what ugh stop" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "You never let me talk!" -both #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "NOT ON THE ROOF" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Don't let me live with them then!" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "Your roommates are fucking assholes" -guy #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov "I'm not looking for marriage, just what's right below marriage" -girl #roofbreakup Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand Kyle Ayers @kyleayers 16 Nov A couple is breaking up on my roof right now. I was just trying to enjoy the view. Now I will live tweet the breakup. #roofbreakup Wow! |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Mon Nov 18, 2013 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Roof BreakUp |
no way i read that |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Mon Nov 18, 2013 12:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Roof BreakUp |
HEre's a much easier way to read it. Saw this last night. Hilarious. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/1 ... f=new-york |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Roof BreakUp |
One picture would have been good |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Roof BreakUp |
bigfan wrote: One picture would have been good I can send you a nice rooftop picture. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Roof BreakUp |
Its funny, but the references to the dude make me think it could be fake or at the least set up |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Roof BreakUp |
typical fuck-buddy couple conversation. they'll be back to being fuck buddies by the weekend.
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Roof BreakUp |
if he had more money she would be begging him to marry |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Roof BreakUp |
IkeSouth wrote: if he had more money she would be begging him to marry Never underestimate the ability of a ho to turn a trick when REAL MONEY's at stake--I think she'd have him popping the question. As it is, he's good enough of a lily pad for her use as a staging area to shop around for her prince until she hits her sell-by date. |
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| Author: | newper [ Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Roof BreakUp |
bigfan wrote: no way i read that Easier to read than many of the sini posts. |
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