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Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:47 pm ]
Post subject:  New cuddle industry taking america by storm

well, the hippie america anyway,.


http://money.msn.com/money-video/defaul ... elevancy#4

"natural reactions will occur, we just change positions"

I kid you not, some people in madison just opened one of these. its completely fucking retarded, and i dont think these 'businessmen' realize how expensive some people think deodorant is.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:53 pm ]
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Pretty sure this is prostitution

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:57 pm ]
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Monetize everything.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:02 pm ]
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Cuddle my ass!


(will that cost me?)

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:24 pm ]
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"A: Currently I am only legally able to accept clients who are 18 and over. Beyond that the type of unconditional love I provide leaves no room for discrimination. "

No! The condition of your love is me paying you! This is the worst job a cute girl has given herself since the advent of the "life coach."

Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:25 pm ]
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she says shes making more money then she ever has though. i just wonder what type of dudes shes sleeping with.

furthermore, if i started one of these businesses, what type of girls would i have to sleep with...

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:27 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
she says shes making more money then she ever has though. i just wonder what type of dudes shes sleeping with.

furthermore, if i started one of these businesses, what type of girls would i have to sleep with...

The kind with dongs

Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:28 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
she says shes making more money then she ever has though. i just wonder what type of dudes shes sleeping with.

furthermore, if i started one of these businesses, what type of girls would i have to sleep with...



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Author:  Phil McCracken [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:30 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
"A: Currently I am only legally able to accept clients who are 18 and over. Beyond that the type of unconditional love I provide leaves no room for discrimination. "

No! The condition of your love is me paying you! This is the worst job a cute girl has given herself since the advent of the "life coach."

:lol: Yeah that is a pretty big condition of the "love" being provided here.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:32 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
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yea ok im out of the industry

Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:33 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:


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benicio del toro really let himself go.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:37 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Cuddle my ass!


(will that cost me?)
Ask Chas.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:41 pm ]
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I don't care whether she considers it sexual or not, the cuddle bed will be getting messy

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:27 pm ]
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Giving this further thought, this could have merit if the cuddle girl is an exceptionally good conversationalist whose proximity and dialogue could help me open up on a lot of things. My educated guess is that this particular girl isn't, but with just the right match of appearance, voice, and intellect, I think I would benefit immensely from spooning my therapist.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:31 pm ]
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Also, this is like the cute-girl version of Don Pratt.

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