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Author:  Brick [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:11 pm ]
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From my wife: "Please dvr the Sound of Music Live tonight".
Author:  badrogue17 [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:12 pm ]
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BRick is coming to dinner
Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:13 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
BRick is coming to dinner


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Brick [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:16 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
BRick is coming to dinner
Don't worry. I'm sending Don Tiny in my place.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:26 pm ]
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Getting my ass kicked by Don is still the less painful event.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:27 pm ]
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Carrie Underwood is in it. Maybe she will have a wardrobe malfunction.
I bet she has nice hills.
Author:  Bagels [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:27 pm ]
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i'm late
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:28 pm ]
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Darkside had a good one he posted a while back. DW sent him a text that said she "got a STD from Phil"

STD = 'save the date'
Author:  Hockey Gay [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:29 pm ]
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Toews is out for the year
Author:  Hockey Gay [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:29 pm ]
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Bears re-signed Cutler
Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:32 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
i'm late

leave earlier.
Author:  Brick [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:33 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
i'm late
That's why I need to dvr it.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:43 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
From my wife: "Please dvr the Sound of Music Live tonight".

My wife has been on me to set the DVR for it since the first time she saw the commercial a month ago. I'm hoping this is truly live, and not some bullshit, and I'm hoping for someone to fuck something up.
Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:45 pm ]
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reply: "You want me to pick up Damp Vagina Rags? "
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:51 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
From my wife: "Please dvr the Sound of Music Live tonight".

My wife has been on me to set the DVR for it since the first time she saw the commercial a month ago. I'm hoping this is truly live, and not some bullshit, and I'm hoping for someone to fuck something up.
Pasta has a good point though. Carrie Underwood dancing around for 2 hours isn't all that bad. There are a lot worse things the wife can make you watch
Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:52 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
From my wife: "Please dvr the Sound of Music Live tonight".

My wife has been on me to set the DVR for it since the first time she saw the commercial a month ago. I'm hoping this is truly live, and not some bullshit, and I'm hoping for someone to fuck something up.
Pasta has a good point though. Carrie Underwood dancing around for 2 hours isn't all that bad. There are a lot worse things the wife can make you watch

Who's wife makes you watch anything?
Author:  RFDC [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:52 pm ]
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Frank, how is the situation with your wife and parents?
Author:  Brick [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:55 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
From my wife: "Please dvr the Sound of Music Live tonight".

My wife has been on me to set the DVR for it since the first time she saw the commercial a month ago. I'm hoping this is truly live, and not some bullshit, and I'm hoping for someone to fuck something up.
Pasta has a good point though. Carrie Underwood dancing around for 2 hours isn't all that bad. There are a lot worse things the wife can make you watch
I'm going to go drink in the garage.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:57 pm ]
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She's dead for sure. What now?
Author:  Bagels [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:58 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
From my wife: "Please dvr the Sound of Music Live tonight".

My wife has been on me to set the DVR for it since the first time she saw the commercial a month ago. I'm hoping this is truly live, and not some bullshit, and I'm hoping for someone to fuck something up.
Pasta has a good point though. Carrie Underwood dancing around for 2 hours isn't all that bad. There are a lot worse things the wife can make you watch

Who's wife makes you watch anything?


Frank's watching the Sound of Music tonight :lol: :lol:
Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:59 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
From my wife: "Please dvr the Sound of Music Live tonight".

My wife has been on me to set the DVR for it since the first time she saw the commercial a month ago. I'm hoping this is truly live, and not some bullshit, and I'm hoping for someone to fuck something up.
Pasta has a good point though. Carrie Underwood dancing around for 2 hours isn't all that bad. There are a lot worse things the wife can make you watch
I'm going to go drink in the garage with the car running.


fixed
Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:01 pm ]
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Tell your wife to download the app that allows you to record stuff from your phone. I have Comcast and use it all the time.

#ForYourCable
Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:02 pm ]
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I'd watch Carrie Underwood in anything. I, too, will be drinking in the garage. Probably not my own. Maybe SHARK's Grocer's garage/freezer section.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:09 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
Getting my ass kicked by Don is still the less painful event.


At least you'll know that I care.

Happy Holidays .......
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:34 pm ]
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It was terrible earlier in the week. She said some pretty hurtful things, and I responded by doing the same. Had nothing to do with my parents believe it not. That part of it was fine, then there were some issues between me and her. We didn't talk at all on Monday, but have smoothed things out since and will continue to get things back to normal.
Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:35 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
It was terribly earlier in the week. She said some pretty hurtful things, and I responded by doing the same. Had nothing to do with my parents believe it not. We didn't talk at all on Monday, but have smoothed things out since and will continue to get things back to normal.

Make up sex?

Image
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:38 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Pasta has a good point though. Carrie Underwood dancing around for 2 hours isn't all that bad. There are a lot worse things the wife can make you watch
I'm going to go drink in the garage.

I'll drink and screw around on my computer. She will give me the heads up is something catastrophic happens.
Author:  RFDC [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:40 pm ]
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:lol: @ douchebag

Frank, glad to hear things are on the mend. Marriage is such a wonderfully strange thing. It can be the best thing in the world and it can be the worst thing. Good news is you stay committed to each other and it will get better. You will work your way through these issues and be even stronger. Best of luck.
Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:42 pm ]
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The Organization That Gets Married Then Posts Details Of Its Marital Difficulties
Author:  Bagels [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:43 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote:
The Organization That Gets Married Then Posts Details Of Its Marital Difficulties


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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