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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | who keeps pulling in my driveway |
the other day there was a full sized sedan with decals that made it look like a local police car, just sitting there in my driveway. backwards. looking at the street, obviously watching for criminals abroad now today there are fresh tire tracks and this time they pulled all the way up to the house. nobody got out. tracks show it turned around and took off the other direction up the street. if it was just a u turn, they wouldnt have pulled all the way up to the house. it also appears to be truck tracks, but they could be full sized pig sedan as well. if nobody hears from me again the password is hevetticabythewaistside65 |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway |
<insert your choice here> is a hell of a drug |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway |
Santa Clause or the elf on the shelf |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway |
TO does sit-ups in my driveway. |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:00 pm ] |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway |
NearWessSideHussra wrote: brilliant, but booby traps are illegal on residential properties |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway |
Pizza guy. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway |
so i called a delivery in and then made a pizza in the oven and forgot about the delivery? |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway |
someone keeps moving my chair... |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway |
Quote: Ike South's wife said: "He is home now. Make it look like an accident."
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway |
Euphemism... |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:37 pm ] |
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You don't happen to live with Cheryl Scott do you Ike? If you do then I have a pretty good idea who it might be. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway |
Last night I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me! |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway |
IkeSouth wrote: who keeps pulling in my driveway So what you're really trying to say is that some stranger is fucking you in the ass and you'd like to know why. |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway |
IkeSouth wrote: who keeps pulling in my driveway   They are coming to get you IkeSouth! |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:42 pm ] |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:19 pm ] |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway |
nobody out there today. THANK GOD i can finally get back to animal porn |
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