rogers park bryan wrote:
SEXPAND
also, gonna need some (pre-incident) pics here
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:54 am ] |
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And UGGS wont protect you! College Student Could Lose Limbs After Passing Out on Freezing Porch SEXPAND A 19-year-old sophomore from the University of Minnesota Duluth suffered severe hypothermia and could lose one or more limbs after spending a night passed out on a freezing porch in subzero temperatures with only a jacket and UGG boots to protect her from the frostbiting cold. Alyssa Jo Lommel had reportedly been dropped off near her home after a night of drinking, and somehow ended up unconscious on a neighbor's porch. Overnight temperatures in Duluth dropped to -17, with a wind chill around -36. According to a statement by Duluth police, Lommel had been playing a drinking game with friends last Friday night, and in the process may have consumed over ten tequila shots. College Student Could Lose Limbs After Passing Out on Freezing Porch 1 The unidentified friend who drove Lommel home told officers that amount was "no more than usual" for Lommel, who was "a normal party chick." The same man reported that Lommel "wasn't wasted" when he and others dropped her off around midnight. "She could talk. And she wasn't falling-down drunk," he said. Nonetheless, Lommel's friends didn't stick around to watch her go inside. Nor did her roommates notice she was missing when they returned home a few hours later. Lommel's footprints suggest she attempted to enter a parked car before ending up on the porch. With her neighbors away, Lommel remained there for over nine hours until a passer-by reported her condition to the authorities. Lommel was subsequently transported to two separate hospitals, and remains in stable but critical condition. As Lommel was not wearing gloves, her hands swelled up to three times their normal size causing the skin to split. Doctors are attempting to surgecially improve Lommel's blood flow in order to avoid having to amputate any of the affected limbs. "It’s very much a wait-and-see thing at the moment," Lommel's mother Teri told a Gannett reporter. "We are hopeful that her body will heal itself." The UMD Police Department has since released its own statement, urging students venturing outside to "travel in groups." |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:56 am ] |
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thanks for that. I nearly upchucked my yogurt. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:58 am ] |
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BEAR WEATHER |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:00 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: SEXPAND also, gonna need some (pre-incident) pics here |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:01 pm ] |
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Quote: Lommel was subsequently transported to two separate hospitals, and remains in stable but critical condition. Damn, that sounds painful. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:01 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: As Lommel was not wearing gloves, her hands swelled up to three times their normal size...[/i] 
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| Author: | Bagels [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:05 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: As Lommel was not wearing gloves, her hands swelled up to three times their normal size...[/i] 
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:06 pm ] |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:07 pm ] |
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... shots.html 
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:08 pm ] |
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Bagels wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: SEXPAND also, gonna need some (pre-incident) pics here 
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| Author: | Bagels [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:10 pm ] |
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would, but now depends how many limbs are going to be amputated |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:10 pm ] |
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KDdidit wrote: Quote: Lommel was subsequently transported to two separate hospitals, and remains in stable but critical condition. Jerry Krause would draft her right now. |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:10 pm ] |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:11 pm ] |
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The unidentified friend who drove Lommel home told officers that amount was "no more than usual" for Lommel, who was "a normal party chick." The same man reported that Lommel "wasn't wasted" when he and others dropped her off around midnight. "She could talk. Her parents reading that has to be great. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:11 pm ] |
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Bagels wrote: would, but now depends how many limbs are going to be amputated Would as well, Id be a little worried about how the hand jobs would go though. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:41 pm ] |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:43 pm ] |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:49 pm ] |
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T-Bone wrote: Bagels wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: SEXPAND also, gonna need some (pre-incident) pics here Funny that they cropped out most of her limbs .... |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:24 pm ] |
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So did you lose them in the war? No I got wasted and passed out in the freezing cold with my Ugg boots. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:26 pm ] |
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still doable when the bandages finally come off. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:37 pm ] |
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Hatchetman wrote: still doable when the bandages finally come off. You're assuming those lips weren't awfully chapped ... mouth too ... |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:39 pm ] |
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gotta ruin my nice little fantasy here. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:44 pm ] |
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Hatchetman wrote: gotta ruin my nice little fantasy here. Dude, she's gonna be bluer than those odd things from Avatar .... then again, I suppose a blonde wig and white hat and you can get your Smurfette grove on.
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:48 pm ] |
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http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=82392 |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:51 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: I was just thinking of this thread, but couldn't come up with anything remotely witty to say. Like usual. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:15 pm ] |
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my garage takes over an hour to warm up to 55.... this sucks |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:36 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: her hands swelled up to three times their normal size causing the skin to split. same thing happened to spanky when he was challenged to stick his head in a barrel of freezing cold water |
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