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Darkside

Post subject: A couple pretty crappy jokes:

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:09 pm

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who lays awake at night wondering if there's really a dog.

What's the worst kind of sand to get in your pants?

Sandusky.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: A couple pretty crappy jokes:

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:17 pm

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: A couple pretty crappy jokes:

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:22 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Im pretty hammered right now.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: A couple pretty crappy jokes:

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:24 pm

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spanky wrote:

Well, how about this then?

What do you call a mexican fighting a catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator.

I'm sorry.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: A couple pretty crappy jokes:

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:26 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Im pretty hammered right now.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: A couple pretty crappy jokes:

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:35 pm

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Darkside wrote:

What's the worst kind of sand to get in your pants?

Sandusky.

So that explains it

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: A couple pretty crappy jokes:

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:37 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Darkside wrote:

What's the worst kind of sand to get in your pants?

Sandusky.

So that explains it

Damn you. Damn you to hell. Merry freaking Christmas.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: A couple pretty crappy jokes:

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:39 pm

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Darkside wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Darkside wrote:

What's the worst kind of sand to get in your pants?

Sandusky.

So that explains it

Damn you. Damn you to hell. Merry freaking Christmas.

Merry Christmas to you as well.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: A couple pretty crappy jokes:

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:56 pm

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FuckSide on the sauce two-nite!.

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