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Author: | IkeSouth [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:42 pm ] |
Post subject: | Dont buy those chicken wings yet!! Huge discount soon! |
Quote: McDonald's has 10 million pounds of Mighty Wings it needs to sell soon. Quote: McDonald's was "unable to sell enough," according to Jargon. Quote: The fast food giant is currently implementing a plan to get rid of the wings. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mcdonalds ... 00642.html it will even come with a free stomach ache and subsequent toilet explosion! all for 50% off! the reason they have to sell them is because they bought them 6 months ago (i remember the news article, it said the purchase would drive up prices of chicken wings all over the country). they will be 9 months old soon, and after that mcdonalds cant sell them! have a yummy year old meal! |
Author: | SpiralStairs [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:44 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dont buy those chicken wings yet!! Huge discount soon! |
Sounds like it's time for another contest! |
Author: | IkeSouth [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:45 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dont buy those chicken wings yet!! Huge discount soon! |
SpiralStairs wrote: Sounds like it's time for another contest! winner is who oozes the most shit though the fabric of their jeans! |
Author: | spmack [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dont buy those chicken wings yet!! Huge discount soon! |
SpiralStairs wrote: Sounds like it's time for another contest! And then a same, but different contest on the same night! |
Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:33 am ] |
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They should just donate them. I'm sure they could get some sort of write off on it. |
Author: | mcbrides [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:44 am ] |
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Fuckers drove the price up from $56 to $89 for a 40lb cs all cause they wanted to be bw3. Same thing happened when Pizza Hut decided to do wings. Hope they choke on those fucking things. |
Author: | redskingreg [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:01 am ] |
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Douchebag wrote: They should just donate them. I'm sure they could get some sort of write off on it. You don't even know what a write off is. |
Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:02 am ] |
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redskingreg wrote: Douchebag wrote: They should just donate them. I'm sure they could get some sort of write off on it. You don't even know what a write off is. Do you? |
Author: | redskingreg [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:05 am ] |
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Hank Scorpio wrote: redskingreg wrote: Douchebag wrote: They should just donate them. I'm sure they could get some sort of write off on it. You don't even know what a write off is. Do you? Actually, as an accountant, I'm very familiar with write offs. Sorry, to get back on track. Let's just watch the scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCZRqH7sRyA |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:05 am ] |
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I wish I had that 30 second of my life back. |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:09 am ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: I wish I had that 30 second of my life back. I've got years that I don't want if you're interested. |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:11 am ] |
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Years of your life? No thanks. |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:16 am ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Years of your life? No thanks. C'mon ... there's lots of quality nap-time in there ... a healthy deuce on a semi-regular schedule ... time spent pondering which side of the neck to align the hangman's noose to ... good times man, good times ... |
Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:27 am ] |
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im just surprised mcdonalds sold something with a bone in it. what happens when i spill my hot coffee on my dick after choking on a bone from a shitty chicken wing? |
Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:29 am ] |
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IkeSouth wrote: im just surprised mcdonalds sold something with a bone in it. what happens when i spill my hot coffee on my dick after choking on a bone from a shitty chicken wing? Does that coffee come with a GPS to locate your dick? |
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