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Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Dont buy those chicken wings yet!! Huge discount soon!

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McDonald's has 10 million pounds of Mighty Wings it needs to sell soon.


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McDonald's was "unable to sell enough," according to Jargon.


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The fast food giant is currently implementing a plan to get rid of the wings.


http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mcdonalds ... 00642.html

it will even come with a free stomach ache and subsequent toilet explosion! all for 50% off! the reason they have to sell them is because they bought them 6 months ago (i remember the news article, it said the purchase would drive up prices of chicken wings all over the country). they will be 9 months old soon, and after that mcdonalds cant sell them!

have a yummy year old meal!

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:44 pm ]
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Sounds like it's time for another contest!

Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:45 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Sounds like it's time for another contest!


winner is who oozes the most shit though the fabric of their jeans!

Author:  spmack [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:51 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Sounds like it's time for another contest!

And then a same, but different contest on the same night!

Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:33 am ]
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They should just donate them. I'm sure they could get some sort of write off on it.

Author:  mcbrides [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:44 am ]
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Fuckers drove the price up from $56 to $89 for a 40lb cs all cause they wanted to be bw3.
Same thing happened when Pizza Hut decided to do wings. Hope they choke on those fucking things. :twisted:

Author:  redskingreg [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:01 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
They should just donate them. I'm sure they could get some sort of write off on it.


You don't even know what a write off is.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:02 am ]
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redskingreg wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
They should just donate them. I'm sure they could get some sort of write off on it.


You don't even know what a write off is.


Do you?

Author:  redskingreg [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:05 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
They should just donate them. I'm sure they could get some sort of write off on it.


You don't even know what a write off is.


Do you?


Actually, as an accountant, I'm very familiar with write offs.

Sorry, to get back on track. Let's just watch the scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCZRqH7sRyA

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:05 am ]
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I wish I had that 30 second of my life back.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:09 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I wish I had that 30 second of my life back.


I've got years that I don't want if you're interested.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:11 am ]
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Years of your life? No thanks.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:16 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Years of your life? No thanks.


C'mon ... there's lots of quality nap-time in there ... a healthy deuce on a semi-regular schedule ... time spent pondering which side of the neck to align the hangman's noose to ... good times man, good times ...

Author:  IkeSouth [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:27 am ]
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im just surprised mcdonalds sold something with a bone in it. what happens when i spill my hot coffee on my dick after choking on a bone from a shitty chicken wing?

Author:  jimmypasta [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:29 am ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
im just surprised mcdonalds sold something with a bone in it. what happens when i spill my hot coffee on my dick after choking on a bone from a shitty chicken wing?


Does that coffee come with a GPS to locate your dick?

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