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Author: | Juiced [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Stewart Little Must Die! |
So my wife made some cookies last night and left them out to chill. I sneak downstairs to grab one and a little rodent beat me to it. The SOB was on top of the oven. When it saw me, it took off behind the oven and hid. I sat and waited for it to come out again and sure enough it had the balls to come back out. I'm inching closer to seal the trap I made for the little shitter, when what do I see? A second little shitter peaking its head out. WTF I threw out the cookies and went to bed. This morning I went to the store and bought an arsenal of mouse traps and poison. I have people coming over for dinner and these intruders must DIE DIE DIE... !!!!! I named the 1st rodent Keeping Score and the 2nd DropIns. |
Author: | Seacrest [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:56 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
They probably left you a Christmas present like their own Dropins behind your stove or inside of it. |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:58 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
I thought it was Stuart? |
Author: | Juiced [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
Seacrest wrote: They probably left you a Christmas present like their own Dropins behind your stove or inside of it. They retreated to under the sink, where I found the "presents". I left them some "presents" as well. My daughter: Daddy, what do those things with the cheese do? Me They snap their cookie stealing, poop leaving, little necks. That's what they do sweetie. My daughter: Can't you just talk to them, like on TV Me Fuc king public school. |
Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:01 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
We had a few in the basement back in early November. I managed to capture about 8 with peanut butter and traps. We haven't seen any since the week after Thanksgiving. I'm hoping they're gone... |
Author: | Juiced [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
Frank Coztansa wrote: I thought it was Stuart? Dammit Frank. Stewart, Stuart... Stew..Mickey Fking mouse... Whatever, they must DIE!!!!!! |
Author: | Juiced [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:03 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
sjboyd0137 wrote: We had a few in the basement back in early November. I managed to capture about 8 with peanut butter and traps. We haven't seen any since the week after Thanksgiving. I'm hoping they're gone... I have three armed and ready to go under the sink and some poison in the garage. |
Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:08 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
Juiced wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: We had a few in the basement back in early November. I managed to capture about 8 with peanut butter and traps. We haven't seen any since the week after Thanksgiving. I'm hoping they're gone... I have three armed and ready to go under the sink and some poison in the garage. We stayed away from the poison because my wife stores all of her cake decorating supplies in the basement (in tubs, so the mice didn't get to those), but also because of our 2 dogs...the traps worked like gangbusters after a couple of days. The first 2, I went down to check them in the morning and the little fuckers had managed to nab the peanut butter off of them without setting the traps off. |
Author: | spmack [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:22 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
I moved back to the city earlier this year, and my apartment is on the ground level. I'm always concerned that a rat or a squirrel will get in the garage which is attached to my apt, but there are plenty of alley cats that keep them away There was a slice of pizza of top of my mailbox the other day, and I could only surmise that it was left by a squirrel. I couldn't imagine some fool in the neighborhood doing that, and the way pizza slice was shaped looked like it was it was eaten in little bites. |
Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:12 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
How did you know his name? Mice all look alike. |
Author: | Peoria Matt [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:39 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
Rats, what a way to ruin the holidays. |
Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:41 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
We have two cats. Stuart doesn't stand a chance in our house. |
Author: | RFDC [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
Peanut butter works real well as a bait. But since we got 2 cats that live on our front porch I have not seen a mouse inside our house. |
Author: | Colonel Angus [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
spmack wrote: I moved back to the city earlier this year, and my apartment is on the ground level. I'm always concerned that a rat or a squirrel will get in the garage which is attached to my apt, but there are plenty of alley cats that keep them away There was a slice of pizza of top of my mailbox the other day, and I could only surmise that it was left by a squirrel. I couldn't imagine some fool in the neighborhood doing that, and the way pizza slice was shaped looked like it was it was eaten in little bites. Could've been a homeless guy. |
Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:14 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
Colonel Angus wrote: spmack wrote: I moved back to the city earlier this year, and my apartment is on the ground level. I'm always concerned that a rat or a squirrel will get in the garage which is attached to my apt, but there are plenty of alley cats that keep them away There was a slice of pizza of top of my mailbox the other day, and I could only surmise that it was left by a squirrel. I couldn't imagine some fool in the neighborhood doing that, and the way pizza slice was shaped looked like it was it was eaten in little bites. Could've been a homeless guy. The little bites may point to a homeless midget. How tall is your mailbox? |
Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:31 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
I've heard strong rumors that this guy packed up shop from the Bayou after his arrest and show hiatus and moved up to St. Charles where he has been working for the past year. He would have had them gone and relocated into the forest 12 hours ago. |
Author: | Juiced [ Wed Dec 25, 2013 2:31 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
Night 2. Traps are set, lights are off. Now just waiting for the sweet sound of SNAAPPPP!!!! MAAAUWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! |
Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Wed Dec 25, 2013 2:37 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
PJ ORourke wrote: I once lived in a house that had rats. I took a handful of diet pills and sat up all night with a bottle of whiskey and a pistol waiting for them to poke their heads out of the woodwork. By four A.M. I was seeing any number of rats, many of them Day-Glo orange and wearing ballet costumes. This technique is not very effective.
Traps are not very effective either. If you check on your rat traps in the middle of the night, you're liable to see the rats using them as Nautilus machines. However, while researching this book I came across another method of getting rid of rats. It appears in a volume called Household Discoveries, Encyclopedia of Practical Recpies and Processes, by Sidney Morse, published in 1913. I have no idea if this works, but it does sound like fun: Catch one or more rats in a wire cage. Take a pronged stick...wedge the folk just behind the animal's ears and pin him firmly to the floor. Roll a bit of newspaper into a tight cylinder, set fire to one end and with the lighted end singe the hair from his back... Fix a small paintbrush on a long stick...apply a coating of phosphorescent mixture, slightly warm, to the animal's back, and release him next to his hole. Just what impression is produced by what appears to be the ghost of a departed rat reappearing in his own haunts would be hard to say, but those who have tried the experiment report that no rats remain in the vicinity to give an account of their sentiments. |
Author: | Juiced [ Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Stewart Little Must Die! |
Update: Keeping Score DropIns: |
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