I shall return

Oh will you?

Yes, I shall!

Did you see the Wrestling match?

yes, I did, it was great!

AND THAT IS MY VERSION OF HOW SOMEONE ELSE RUNS A WEBSITE! THAT SOME OF YOU ACTUALLY PARTICIPATE IN THAT CONVERSATION!

Its not even pissed off as I actually like the few people I am talking about, but I kind of feel sorry for them when I see them in a conversation with 8 characters from 1 person.

By the way, I didn't go searching for a thread like this.

I'll bet that you knew that you didn't search for this thread?

By the way, I didn't go searching for a thread like this. I was looking for a different one and happened to see this when I sorted by author.

First of all ...

Now ... one wonders what piece of pithy prose you were looking for from Captain Pizza, and one hopes to see it soon ... though I can't imagine how well it stacks up to this find.

This is gold.

In 2 years Bigfan has actually become Keeping Score.

It was just the thread about posts you may have otherwise missed. The one is better.

Bigfan is welcome here anytime he wants to come back.

And I do hope he returns.

Bigfan is welcome here anytime he wants to come back.

And I do hope he returns.

He will never post here.

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!

No chance he comes back here, without the ability to silence people.

He will never post here.

That seems about right.

I agree.

How many times a week do you think he reads here?

Bigfan is welcome here anytime he wants to come back.

And I do hope he returns.

I honestly think at this point he might not look more than once or twice the rest of the year ... which, if that's the case, is the very best scenario for him I think ... definitely the 'healthiest' anyway.

Tim Baffoe's Pizza Poetry Jam

This is the gentrificATION
of a pizza NATION
for a generATION
of edificATION
of the rape apOLOGISTS
the false biOLOGISTS
the men's rights VULTURES
of the rape CULTURE

extra cheese?
yes, more
more greasy slime in my comments sections
more harassing DMs
giving me painful BMs
I'm lactose intolerant
and you are my lactose.

pepperoni and sausage?
yes, please
take these phallic symbols
and slice them.
grind them
make them unrecognizable
so society can feel safe.

hot?
Yes, serve it to me hot
Hot like your takes you love to dish
Hot like a man who knows what real feminism is
Hot like Fahrenheit 451

Because this is the pizza of a revoLUTION
representing our evoLUTION
bringing about the dissoLUTION
of the sexist institUTION
that prevents a woman at our STATION
from performing her occuPATION
because some monsters got the NOTION
to track her inbound MOTION
and it's not just problemATIC
and it's not just bein' dramATIC
so I serve to you this pie
but it's not for you to eat
it's to stare you in the eye
and to make you ask just why
you continue to reply
when you're just a stupid guy
and it's time for you to try
to see the world from OUR perSPECTive
and this class is no elECTive
we're not trying to be protECTive
but this is our safe space pizza.

And you're just the anchovy.

it'll be ready
in 20 to 25 minutes.

that is all.

*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*