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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Are we wrong? |
So little Nas is turning 7 on Friday. Some of you old timers may remember my celebration of finally producing a boy. His sisters came up with an idea that is sure to piss him off that morning and I've agreed to go along with it. Our plan is to not even acknowledge his birthday when he wakes up. To basically act as if we don't know or we forgot. Since I love practical jokes I'm all in on this one. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
Nas wrote: So little Nas is turning 7 on Friday. Some of you old timers may remember my celebration of finally producing a boy. His sisters came up with an idea that is sure to piss him off that morning and I've agreed to go along with it. Our plan is to not even acknowledge his birthday when he wakes up. To basically act as if we don't know or we forgot. Since I love practical jokes I'm all in on this one. Respectfully Nas, I think thats a little messed up. He's 7. Wont be funny at all to him. |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
Like when a rook hits his 1st HR,he gets the silent treatment. Happy Birthday to little Nas! |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
nas is republican. its not about what matters, it just needs to entertain or benefit himself. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
Nas wrote: So little Nas is turning 7 on Friday. Some of you old timers may remember my celebration of finally producing a boy. His sisters came up with an idea that is sure to piss him off that morning and I've agreed to go along with it. Our plan is to not even acknowledge his birthday when he wakes up. To basically act as if we don't know or we forgot. Since I love practical jokes I'm all in on this one. Passive aggression may not be a good life lesson. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
badrogue17 wrote: Nas wrote: So little Nas is turning 7 on Friday. Some of you old timers may remember my celebration of finally producing a boy. His sisters came up with an idea that is sure to piss him off that morning and I've agreed to go along with it. Our plan is to not even acknowledge his birthday when he wakes up. To basically act as if we don't know or we forgot. Since I love practical jokes I'm all in on this one. Respectfully Nas, I think thats a little messed up. He's 7. Wont be funny at all to him. I've considered that. That's why I asked. Even though I think he'll laugh about it AFTER we acknowledge it. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
No don't. I turned 42 a few years ago. The evil woman I am married to either forgot so she says or fucked with me. Either way as she would have been the ones to tell kids I sat all day long without a word. For me I survived. For 7 y/o even an hour will crush him. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
IkeSouth wrote: nas is republican. its not about what matters, it just needs to entertain or benefit himself. Someone better tell Nas about this. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
pittmike wrote: No don't. I turned 42 a few years ago. The evil woman I am married to either forgot so she says or fucked with me. Either way as she would have been the ones to tell kids I sat all day long without a word. For me I survived. For 7 y/o even an hour will crush him. Got it! It wasn't going to last longer than a few mins but I understand. There is a birthday morning thing that I do with all of the kids and the plan was just to delay it by a few mins. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
This is Nas: 
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:56 pm ] |
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And then he gets to sit on the dining room table and blow out his candles across from the senior with a Porsche. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:56 pm ] |
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Chus wrote: This is Nas: 
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:57 pm ] |
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I wouldn't do it, Nas. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:58 pm ] |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:59 pm ] |
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NearWessSideHussra wrote: And then he gets to sit on the dining room table and blow out his candles across from the senior with a Porsche. He get's his PS4 that I had to buy off of Ebay and before the weekend is over he'll probably have talked me into a basketball game featuring Kobe or Durant. |
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| Author: | Scorehead [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:16 pm ] |
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Don't do it Nas. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:17 pm ] |
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I see I have a very twisted sense of humor and it's probably rubbed off on my kids. I'm glad I asked this question. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:25 pm ] |
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If he was, like, 12, it would probably be funny. But 7 is still too wide-eyed excited IMO. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: If he was, like, 12, it would probably be funny. But 7 is still too wide-eyed excited IMO. When I was 7,I was already stealing canolis from the bakery & picking up chicks with my friends. |
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| Author: | veganfan21 [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
jimmypasta wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: If he was, like, 12, it would probably be funny. But 7 is still too wide-eyed excited IMO. When I was 7,I was already stealing canolis from the bakery & picking up chicks with my friends. 
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
jimmypasta wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: If he was, like, 12, it would probably be funny. But 7 is still too wide-eyed excited IMO. When I was 7,I was already stealing canolis from the bakery & picking up chicks with my friends. Take the canoli, leave the gun. 
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:38 pm ] |
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Chus wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: If he was, like, 12, it would probably be funny. But 7 is still too wide-eyed excited IMO. When I was 7,I was already stealing canolis from the bakery & picking up chicks with my friends. Take the canoli, leave the gun. I think that guy took one too many canolis. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:36 pm ] |
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By canoli he means penis. By penis he means giant penis. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:59 am ] |
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Wake him up by telling you have a terminal illness and these are your last few days together. When you tell him the truth he will hardly notice the birthday snub. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:00 am ] |
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Tell him he's adopted and you're not sure WHEN his birthday is |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:18 am ] |
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Socks, a book and a nice shirt. I am sure he will be very happy. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:19 am ] |
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Send him a birthday text from a movie theater. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
I'm not a father, so I should not have an opinion on this matter. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: If he was, like, 12, it would probably be funny. I agree with this. Couldn't you put the wrong name or wrong age on his cake or something? Maybe give him a Barbie doll or something else that he hates as a joke gift?
But 7 is still too wide-eyed excited IMO. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are we wrong? |
Don Tiny wrote: Send him a birthday text from a movie theater. Let it go! |
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