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Author:  IMU [ Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:09 pm ]
Post subject:  13 Sports Fan Stereotypes

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1924 ... pe-are-you

The picture they chose for SHARK is mean.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 13 Sports Fan Stereotypes

I destest Bleacher Report and refuse to click through those "slide show" articles on that or any website. :evil:

:lol:

Author:  IMU [ Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 13 Sports Fan Stereotypes

Yeah? Why the hate?

Curious.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:45 pm ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
Yeah? Why the hate?

Curious.

The stupid pop-ups.

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:51 pm ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1924557-which-sports-fan-stereotype-are-you

The picture they chose for SHARK is mean.


You're a bad boy for saying that. BTW, spot on!

Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 13 Sports Fan Stereotypes

Don't call me Curious.

I just don't want to keep clicking on shit so they can show me more ads.

Author:  IMU [ Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:57 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
Yeah? Why the hate?

Curious.

The stupid pop-ups.

2014.

We have Ad-Block.

I have never seen an ad on their site.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:57 pm ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
Don't call me Curious.

I just don't want to keep clicking on shit so they can show me more ads.

:idea:

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 13 Sports Fan Stereotypes

1. The Silky Johnson "The Silky Johnson fan hopes everything bad in life happens to you, and nobody else but you."
1st place Mr. belvidere with a close second to Frank

2. Rothgar: "Rothgar fans get mad, and their anger can only be exorcised through wild gesticulation and the throwing of iPhones or feces"
1st place chaspoppcap with a close second Spaulding, honorable mention to mr. Belvidere

3. Old Timer Tim: "Unnecessary roughness?! I remember when Alabama won the Muckety Fudge Bowl in 1912. Lost four quarterbacks and a punter named Corn Shoe Figgins to high hits! Who cares if Figgins was a scarecrow! He was All-County!"
1st place Jimmy Pasta, in fact, every place Jimmy Pasta, maybe maybe a distant second is Regular Reader

4. The Heckler: Armed with an obnoxious voice and ragamuffin quips, the Heckler tears into "bums" on the opposing team and asks them if their mother "sews."
That's me. "CMON JOOOE!"

5. The Insider: "I know a guy who knows a guy whose girlfriend's stepdad's stepcat saw Richard Sherman pass out at 31 Flavors last night. Yeah, a stepcat is a cat that's also your father. No, you don't have to call him 'Dad'..."
Bigfan.

6. Johnny Know-It-All" , a.k.a. "Stat Sheet Johnny" is the fan who breaks out the sabermetrics talk when you're trying to watch the Home Run Derby.
Yeah. That's SHARK.

7. Single Sport Steve: "My sport is better than all the other sports forever!"
Zizou.

8. Bandwagon Bob: "Bandwagon Bobs are all about the hardware, and they will do anything to ensure that they remain on the winning side of things."
Danny Freakin Mac.

9. One Player Pete: "As their name suggests, One Player Petes are fans whose allegiances vacillate with the employment of their favorite athlete. "
Brick and his mancrush on Orton

10. The Face Painter: "The Face-Painter is a bizarre and strange subculture of the sports fan kingdom. We don't understand their way of life, but we must respect it"
I've never seen it but I wouldn't doubt that Bigfan paints his face. Why else would he refuse to meet us at games that we're all at.
Possible second is Seacrest. Yeah, he's that weird.

11. Danny Denial: "Danny Denial is the fan who can't admit when it's time to make a change. "
Gotta go Frank on this one.

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 13 Sports Fan Stereotypes

Image

Is this Bandwagon or Front Runner?

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:12 pm ]
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stoneroses86 wrote:
Image

Is this Bandwagon or Front Runner?

Wrong looking trannie

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