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Author:  IkeSouth [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Proof of stories that nobody believes when you tell them.
Girl's feet severed on ride at Six Flags in Kentucky
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/21/six.flags.accident/

i have told this story all the time over the years, and i regularly get the response "i doubt it. you would have heard more about it on the news"
Author:  Bagels [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:16 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
Girl's feet severed on ride at Six Flags in Kentucky
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/21/six.flags.accident/

i have told this story all the time over the years, and i regularly get the response "i doubt it. you would have heard more about it on the news"


you've been getting that response for the last 7 years ?
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:18 pm ]
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Lets all drive to Ohio
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:27 pm ]
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I am presently living at a remote Himalayan retreat built into the side of a snowbound mountain. At night, I feel as though I can reach up and touch the stars. There’s a small interior courtyard where monks gather to sit in lotus position, chanting. I gave away all my belongings, and I have become very sweet and kindly and gentle and enjoy a new state of heightened awareness. When I hear of calamities around the world, I shrug and smile. My head is shaved, my feet are bare, and I’m wearing a saffron robe gathered at the waist by a simple strand of rope. I just ate a small meal of rice and lentils. Now I will return to my cell, masturbate, and go to sleep on a pallet of straw.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:31 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
I am presently living at a remote Himalayan retreat built into the side of a snowbound mountain. At night, I feel as though I can reach up and touch the stars. There’s a small interior courtyard where monks gather to sit in lotus position, chanting. I gave away all my belongings, and I have become very sweet and kindly and gentle and enjoy a new state of heightened awareness. When I hear of calamities around the world, I shrug and smile. My head is shaved, my feet are bare, and I’m wearing a saffron robe gathered at the waist by a simple strand of rope. I just ate a small meal of rice and lentils. Now I will return to my cell, masturbate, and go to sleep on a pallet of straw.



I am now rather unsettled as to how my life can be concurrently hurtling towards and away from this scenario.
Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:44 pm ]
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http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/108684844.html
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Quote:
"The (expletive) politics," he yelled, according to the complaint. Cowan, a Town of Vermont supervisor, was upset that a political figure's daughter was on the show when he didn't consider her a good dancer, his wife told authorities.

Cowan went to his bedroom and came back about 20 minutes later, demanding that his wife find his pistols. Cowan's daughter had taken two handguns for safety reasons, according to the complaint.

Cowan tracked down a single-shot shotgun in the house, he "slapped" shells down onto a TV tray, loaded a round and took out the TV, the complaint says.
Author:  bigfan [ Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:50 pm ]
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Noon
Win $13K at a Ult Holdem in vegas in the middle of the day.
friends call bullshit "Who else was at the table?"
ohh 'Jack Sikma"
friends laughing hystericallyy

10 PM
We are all sitting at the same table...
Jack Sikma walks up, puts his hands on my shoulders and says 'Hi Scotty! Winning big again"
Ultimate SHUT UP
Author:  Colonel Angus [ Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:53 pm ]
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Was Jack Sikma Juggs?
Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:56 pm ]
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Colonel Angus wrote:
Was Jack Sikma Juggs?


No, Frank.
Author:  Rod [ Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:04 am ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/108684844.html
Image


For a minute I thought that was a lawyer I know from the horse business named Dick Balog. Balog owned a great trotter named Plesac that won a couple million dollars. A former business partner and I got into a little scrape a few years back and Balog represented my partner. I used my go-to guy, an attorney who is sort of like Saul Goodman. When my man asked me who was representing my partner and I told him it was Balog, he giggled and said, "Oh, Cowboy Boots!" Balog always wears cowboy boots. My lawyer also liked to refer to Dick as "F. Lee Balog". :lol:
Author:  denisdman [ Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:33 am ]
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Drove my first car at 18 months old back in August 1975. It was before you had to hit the brake to engage into park, and the car had one of those large shifters near the steering wheel. My mom left me in the drive way with the car running while I was in my car seat in the rear section of the car. I got out and put the car in drive. I idled through the detached garage and across Higgins Road in Hoffman Estates. No one ever believes me, but luckily, my mom saved the article in the Daily Herald, which I still have. The article was titled, "Tot drives car through garage".
Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:11 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
Noon
Win $13K at a Ult Holdem in vegas in the middle of the day.
friends call bullshit "Who else was at the table?"
ohh 'Jack Sikma"
friends laughing hystericallyy

10 PM
We are all sitting at the same table...
Jack Sikma walks up, puts his hands on my shoulders and says 'Hi Scotty! Winning big again"
Ultimate SHUT UP


bullshit as he spelled scot with two ts
Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:29 am ]
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sat behind mike mccaskey in coach and he brought his own ham sandwich.
Author:  Brick [ Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:32 am ]
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I'm quite agreeable in person.
Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:43 am ]
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saw Lawrence Holmes kiss a girl at a De Paul basketball game
Author:  jimmypasta [ Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:58 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
saw Lawrence Holmes kiss a girl at a De Paul basketball game



Saw Lawrence Holmes giving a girl a wad of cash outside of a De Paul basketball game.
Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:37 pm ]
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ok so no proof of this one but this morning my neighbor gets in his car and revs his 4 banger like hes ready to rumble at the local track.

i hear him back out, rev it up a few more times and take off. literally, i am not kidding, he didnt even get a block down the road and he got pulled over. all i heard was "VROOOM VROOOM VRRRRREEERRRRRRGHGHGHH" tiny pause "WOOOP WOOOP WOOOOOOOOOO WOOP" :lol: :lol: :lol: i wish my security camera was working
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