jimmypasta wrote:
My wife checks the expiration date on everything.
Doesn't Mrs. Darkside check the dates?
Doesn't Mrs. Darkside check the dates?
Bad dates?
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
So I used some salad dressing I had in the fridge tonight. It was unopened, Kraft Fat Free Italian. After eating it I found out it was dated 12/2012. Am I going to die? |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
50% margin of error at least. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
MY GUY!!!!!!! Yes, knew the guy growing up, went to camp with him and know his Legal team. Still love the story http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2008-12-11/news/0812100579_1_salad-dressing-count-of-wire-fraud-batteries |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
My wife checks the expiration date on everything. Doesn't Mrs. Darkside check the dates? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
jimmypasta wrote: My wife checks the expiration date on everything. Doesn't Mrs. Darkside check the dates? Bad dates?
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
I do the same thing before I open something. She has me trained. A year old is pretty bad but I bet it's still OK. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
Darkside wrote: So I used some salad dressing I had in the fridge tonight. It was unopened, Kraft Fat Free Italian. After eating it I found out it was dated 12/2012. Am I going to die? Oh man, my mom has stuff like that all over the house. 1 year this in the fridge, 2 year old that in the pantry. I remember seeing 2 year old tartar sauce and she told me, "SomeGuy, it's fine! It's meant to be stored like that!" \ WTF mom!? Oh, and you'll probably die. Fuckin' schmuck |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
SomeGuy wrote: Oh, and you'll probably die. Fuckin' schmuck Damn. 
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:38 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Oh, and you'll probably die. Fuckin' schmuck Damn. I mean it in the most loving way possible. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
SomeGuy wrote: Darkside wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Oh, and you'll probably die. Fuckin' schmuck Damn. I mean it in the most loving way possible. I took it that way too, sweetie. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
I hope you enjoyed the salad. Salad Dressing is great because just eating dry salad really sucks. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:41 pm ] |
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jimmypasta wrote: I hope you enjoyed the salad. Salad Dressing is great because just eating dry salad really sucks. It was ok but I'm concerned about my imminent death. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:46 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: jimmypasta wrote: I hope you enjoyed the salad. Salad Dressing is great because just eating dry salad really sucks. It was ok but I'm concerned about my imminent death. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 215AAuZslC |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
jimmypasta wrote: Darkside wrote: jimmypasta wrote: I hope you enjoyed the salad. Salad Dressing is great because just eating dry salad really sucks. It was ok but I'm concerned about my imminent death. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 215AAuZslC So you're saying I might live to torture you more. That's cool. So did you vote for KS sucks PeePee? |
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| Author: | MattInTheCrown [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
You're fine. Except that salad dressing is shit, and you might as well pile dog shit on your salad. But, safety-wise, you're fine. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
DS, Damnit Jim,What he did on his time "inside" was a matter of survival! |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
Burried the lead. Some guy lives with his mom? 
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
MattInTheCrown wrote: You're fine. Except that salad dressing is shit, and you might as well pile dog shit on your salad. But, safety-wise, you're fine. It ain't that bad. |
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| Author: | MattInTheCrown [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:07 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: MattInTheCrown wrote: You're fine. Except that salad dressing is shit, and you might as well pile dog shit on your salad. But, safety-wise, you're fine. It ain't that bad. Salad dressing is awful. It's mystifying to me that people think it improves salad, much less that people put ranch on other things that are tastier than salad. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
All salad dressing is shit? There are times I wish I still lived with my parents. I had my own room and I could always out wait my dad and have him get me stuff when I was watching TV. They also have all the good blankets. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:10 pm ] |
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Naked salad? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:12 pm ] |
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MattInTheCrown wrote: Darkside wrote: MattInTheCrown wrote: You're fine. Except that salad dressing is shit, and you might as well pile dog shit on your salad. But, safety-wise, you're fine. It ain't that bad. Salad dressing is awful. It's mystifying to me that people think it improves salad, much less that people put ranch on other things that are tastier than salad. Oh. |
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| Author: | MattInTheCrown [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:12 pm ] |
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Spaulding wrote: All salad dressing is shit? All of it. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:13 pm ] |
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MattInTheCrown wrote: Spaulding wrote: All salad dressing is shit? All of it. I think you're the cat's ass but I have to respectfully advise you that there is a high probability that you're full of feces. |
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| Author: | MattInTheCrown [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:25 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: MattInTheCrown wrote: Spaulding wrote: All salad dressing is shit? All of it. I think you're the cat's ass but I have to respectfully advise you that there is a high probability that you're full of feces. I've decreed, bro. It's all over. The rest of humanity is simply wrong. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:26 pm ] |
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MattInTheCrown wrote: I've decreed, bro. It's all over. The rest of humanity is simply wrong. So does one MITC eschew the salad or simply abstain from dressing it? |
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| Author: | MattInTheCrown [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:27 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: MattInTheCrown wrote: I've decreed, bro. It's all over. The rest of humanity is simply wrong. So does one MITC eschew the salad or simply abstain from dressing it? Just dressing it. I'd argue both are an acquired taste. But why acquire a taste for seasoned oil/fat? That's just stupid. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
MattInTheCrown wrote: Darkside wrote: MattInTheCrown wrote: I've decreed, bro. It's all over. The rest of humanity is simply wrong. So does one MITC eschew the salad or simply abstain from dressing it? Just dressing it. I'd argue both are an acquired taste. But why acquire a taste for seasoned oil/fat? That's just stupid. But raw salad tastes like ass. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
Oil/Vinegar type dressings are great. I eat salad every day. Usually before the expiration date though. Rebel. Why is there 3 separate names for Wester/French/Russian salad dressing when they are all the exact same thing? |
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| Author: | MattInTheCrown [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Slightly over 1 year old salad dressing. |
Darkside wrote: MattInTheCrown wrote: Darkside wrote: MattInTheCrown wrote: I've decreed, bro. It's all over. The rest of humanity is simply wrong. So does one MITC eschew the salad or simply abstain from dressing it? Just dressing it. I'd argue both are an acquired taste. But why acquire a taste for seasoned oil/fat? That's just stupid. But raw salad tastes like ass. Raw salad dressing is much worse! |
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