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Author:  Engineermom21 [ Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:34 pm ]
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My son is going to be so excited when he hears this! Monster Jam is coming to the Allstate Arena in Rosemont, IL from Feb. 7-9.

If you purchase tickets at http://www.ticketmaster.com/venueartist/32958/1542376 you can save 30% on all performances by typing the code “MOM” into the “Got An Offer Code?” box. Note that the discount in only valid on upper 200 level seats.

Monster Jam is the most exciting form of family motorsports entertainment on the planet. The stars of the show are the biggest performers on four wheels: the Monster Jam trucks! The twelve-feet-tall, ten-thousand-pound machines will bring you to your feet, racing and ripping up a custom-designed track full of obstacles to soar over - OR smash through. The 2014 touring season brings more Monster Jam excitement providing entertainment tailored perfectly for your family's budget, and these colorful, larger-than-life beasts are sure to capture the hearts of both young and old.

We are a group of moms (www.milesofmarketing.com) passing along great info like this to other moms! Share this with your friends!
Author:  Bagels [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:53 am ]
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MSFMB get-together !
Author:  Kirkwood [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:12 am ]
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This event sucks.

1. too loud
2. smells like exhaust
3. it's just trucks driving in circles

I was a sucker for going to this once. Terrible terrible terrible.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:14 am ]
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Pull up in the monster
automobile gangster
with a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka
yeah I’m in that Tonka, colour of Willy Wonka
you could be the King but watch the Queen conquer
OK first things first I’ll eat your brains
then I’mma start rocking gold teeth and fangs
cause that’s what a motherfucking monster do
hairdresser from Milan, that's the monster do
monster Giuseppe heel that’s the monster shoe
Young Money is the roster and the monster crew
and I’m all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face
and if I’m fake I ain't notice cause my money ain't
let me get this straight wait I’m the rookie
but my features and my shows ten times your pay?
50k for a verse, no album out!
yeah my money’s so tall that my Barbie's gotta climb it
hotter than a middle eastern climate
find it Tony Matterhorn dutty wine it
while it, Nicki on them titties when I sign it
have these niggas so one-track minded
but really really I don’t give a F-U-C-K
forget barbie fuck Nicki she’s fake
she’s on a diet but her pockets eating cheese cake
and I’ll say Bride of Chucky is child’s play
just killed another career it’s a mild day
besides ‘Ye they can’t stand besides me
I think me, you and Am* should menage Friday
pink wig, thick ass, give em whiplash
I think big get cash make em blink fast
now look at what you just saw, this is what you live for
Ah, I’m a motherfucking monster!
Author:  Brick [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:17 am ]
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Mothers,
Please do not take your children to this. It is too loud for them and will permanently damage their hearing. The exhaust fumes in an indoor stadium also will cause major issues. A friend of mine said her kid was coughing for two weeks after going to a show. If you love your children, you will not take them to Monster Jam.
Author:  Chus [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:27 am ]
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SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
Author:  Kirkwood [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:28 am ]
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Quote:
What We Do
Miles Of Marketing employs stay-at-home and work-at-home moms from across the country to market to the same demographic.

Our network of "Suburban M.O.M. Street Teams" interact with other moms daily, getting together at playgroups, schools and bookclubs. They socialize online with other moms on social networks, blogs and on mommy forums. They also drive 20-35 miles a day while running errands and going to the mall or the gym.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Edit: Where the hell are they going to be driving 20-35 miles a day? That's exurb level driving.
Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:28 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Mothers,
Please do not take your children to this. It is too loud for them and will permanently damage their hearing. The exhaust fumes in an indoor stadium also will cause major issues. A friend of mine said her kid was coughing for two weeks after going to a show. If you love your children, you will not take them to Monster Jam.

Pussification of America.

This wouldn't happen if we got kids smoking early like in the old days.
Author:  Bucky Chris [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:12 am ]
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Went last time and my kid absolutely loved it. He wore ear protection and there weren't many fumes at all (the entrance is completely open to the outside).

We're going again, highly recommend it if your kids are in to trucks, etc. For some shows you can go early and get pictures with the trucks down on the track. He loved that too.
Author:  Bucky Chris [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:13 am ]
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And to me, it wasn't that loud at all. I didn't wear anything on my ears and it wasn't anywhere near the level of a concert.
Author:  RFDC [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:03 pm ]
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Are you friends with the monster under your bed?
Author:  spmack [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:11 pm ]
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Engineermom21 wrote:
Share us with your friends!

Fixed, and I'm in.
Author:  Darkside [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:38 pm ]
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I don't think I would go if I were paid to go to one of these things.

I went to a WWF show once at Alstate. There was a 40 year old man dressed in facepaint screaming "GOOD NIGHT!" at the top of his lungs every time one of these mopes body slammed or whatever you call it another man. It was so gay. It was actually too gay for me.
Do you know how gay that has to be?
Author:  donspiracy [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:52 pm ]
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I don't need to go to Monster Jam. I live in Will County and see it everyday.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:27 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
I don't think I would go if I were paid to go to one of these things.

I went to a WWF show once at Alstate. There was a 40 year old man dressed in facepaint screaming "GOOD NIGHT!" at the top of his lungs every time one of these mopes body slammed or whatever you call it another man. It was so gay. It was actually too gay for me.
Do you know how gay that has to be?


I'm frightened to think of what your version of "Mr. Socko" would be ... probably yellow enough to be on The Simpsons for one thing.
Author:  Darkside [ Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:28 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I don't think I would go if I were paid to go to one of these things.

I went to a WWF show once at Alstate. There was a 40 year old man dressed in facepaint screaming "GOOD NIGHT!" at the top of his lungs every time one of these mopes body slammed or whatever you call it another man. It was so gay. It was actually too gay for me.
Do you know how gay that has to be?


I'm frightened to think of what your version of "Mr. Socko" would be ... probably yellow enough to be on The Simpsons for one thing.

That sock is long retired.
Author:  Brick [ Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:52 am ]
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I went to Monster Jam one time, without a child because I'm not a monster, and the best part was looking at the other people in the stadium.
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