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Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:11 pm ]
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so my in laws were going to do some juicing detox as a couple. One of them cheated (really didn't even start) with food on the first day and backed out. They brought the one unused series of juices over as my wife had some interest. She said she couldn't do it. I made fun of her and her sister and now I've been roped into this thing. Three days of some kind of series of six juices per day. I figure I have this thing no problem ending with a sweet valentine's day reward for the accomplishment.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:14 pm ]
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The mental pressure from not eating would make me crack.

Author:  Baby McNown [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:15 pm ]
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Call the guy ARod used. He seems reputable.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:15 pm ]
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3 days is nothing. You can reprogram your brain to not want to eat.

Go for 16 weeks.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:18 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
3 days is nothing. You can reprogram your brain to not want to eat.

Go for 16 weeks.


Always have to be better than me, don't you.

Three days is perfect. Middle of the week when we are serving up leftovers for dinner and flavorless sandwiches for lunch.

Author:  Spaulding [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:19 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
so my in laws were going to do some juicing detox as a couple. One of them cheated (really didn't even start) with food on the first day and backed out. They brought the one unused series of juices over as my wife had some interest. She said she couldn't do it. I made fun of her and her sister and now I've been roped into this thing. Three days of some kind of series of six juices per day. I figure I have this thing no problem ending with a sweet valentine's day reward for the accomplishment.


I thought with you'd be a sexual dynamo and your wife couldn't get enough of you. Guess not.

Very current of you to be juicing. Let me know how it goes.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:20 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
3 days is nothing. You can reprogram your brain to not want to eat.

Go for 16 weeks.


Always have to be better than me, don't you.

Three days is perfect. Middle of the week when we are serving up leftovers for dinner and flavorless sandwiches for lunch.


I'm serious.

You'd be surprised at how quickly you can learn to not ever be hungry. I need to get back to it.

But, I was forced into this realization that led to some serious weight loss.

Greatest tumor of all time.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:24 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Very current of you to be juicing. Let me know how it goes.


Oh, yeah, he'll be wearing a jumpsuit and pulling a tugboat with his teeth in no time.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:25 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
so my in laws were going to do some juicing detox as a couple. One of them cheated (really didn't even start) with food on the first day and backed out. They brought the one unused series of juices over as my wife had some interest. She said she couldn't do it. I made fun of her and her sister and now I've been roped into this thing. Three days of some kind of series of six juices per day. I figure I have this thing no problem ending with a sweet valentine's day reward for the accomplishment.


I thought with you'd be a sexual dynamo and your wife couldn't get enough of you. Guess not.

Very current of you to be juicing. Let me know how it goes.


It's all about heightening the anticipation.

Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:26 pm ]
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I'd wait til Thursday. Likely you'll start needing to be within sprinting distance of a shitter starting on Day 2 and ramping up through days 3 and 4.

Author:  Nas [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:27 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
so my in laws were going to do some juicing detox as a couple. One of them cheated (really didn't even start) with food on the first day and backed out. They brought the one unused series of juices over as my wife had some interest. She said she couldn't do it. I made fun of her and her sister and now I've been roped into this thing. Three days of some kind of series of six juices per day. I figure I have this thing no problem ending with a sweet valentine's day reward for the accomplishment.


Before or after you use Summer's Eve?

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:27 pm ]
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by the way, I think the whole detox thing is bs.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:29 pm ]
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Yea from what I've read it's better to do this detoxing when you have some vacation lined up.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:31 pm ]
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Let me know if your fastball gets over 90. I'll set up a tryout for ya.

Author:  Seacrest [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:31 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
by the way, I think the whole detox thing is bs.



It's not.

Start with a liver cleanse. You cn see the actual stones that reside in your liver.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:33 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
by the way, I think the whole detox thing is bs.



It's not.

Start with a liver cleanse. You cn see the actual stones that reside in your liver.


I'd rather use a fat cleanse and finally see the stones that reside in my sack

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:44 pm ]
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3 days isnt enough to make a difference. at that point, your body is still 'detoxing'. not meaning that its getting rid of bad stuff, but its just getting used to the new food. and juice is very different, because of the enzymes and natural bacteria. it takes a couple weeks for your body to fully adjust, and after that is when you really start feeling it (feeling amazing, that is)

i dont really understand these 'juice fasts' though. why does everyone have to go to extremes when dieting? that is the worst thing you can do for your digestive system. instead, try adding the juice drinks to your normal eating habits for a week, then consciously turn down food a little each day until you replaced most of what you used to eat with juice. by then, youll find that you naturally like raw foods, and if you still have cravings for the old stuff just limit that to one day a week. having one 'freebie' day a week where you eat what you want can really help your motivation because it takes away that fear of losing those high moments when you eat things that you really like.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:52 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
3 days isnt enough to make a difference. at that point, your body is still 'detoxing'. not meaning that its getting rid of bad stuff, but its just getting used to the new food. and juice is very different, because of the enzymes and natural bacteria. it takes a couple weeks for your body to fully adjust, and after that is when you really start feeling it (feeling amazing, that is)

i dont really understand these 'juice fasts' though. why does everyone have to go to extremes when dieting? that is the worst thing you can do for your digestive system. instead, try adding the juice drinks to your normal eating habits for a week, then consciously turn down food a little each day until you replaced most of what you used to eat with juice. by then, youll find that you naturally like raw foods, and if you still have cravings for the old stuff just limit that to one day a week. having one 'freebie' day a week where you eat what you want can really help your motivation because it takes away that fear of losing those high moments when you eat things that you really like.

Common sense suggests that eating whatever the juice is made out of is far better for you nutritionally and digestively than drinking the juice.

Author:  Nas [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:54 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
3 days isnt enough to make a difference. at that point, your body is still 'detoxing'. not meaning that its getting rid of bad stuff, but its just getting used to the new food. and juice is very different, because of the enzymes and natural bacteria. it takes a couple weeks for your body to fully adjust, and after that is when you really start feeling it (feeling amazing, that is)

i dont really understand these 'juice fasts' though. why does everyone have to go to extremes when dieting? that is the worst thing you can do for your digestive system. instead, try adding the juice drinks to your normal eating habits for a week, then consciously turn down food a little each day until you replaced most of what you used to eat with juice. by then, youll find that you naturally like raw foods, and if you still have cravings for the old stuff just limit that to one day a week. having one 'freebie' day a week where you eat what you want can really help your motivation because it takes away that fear of losing those high moments when you eat things that you really like.

Common sense suggests that eating whatever the juice is made out of is far better for you nutritionally and digestively than drinking the juice.


#Truth

Author:  Brick [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:57 pm ]
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I'm drinking nothing but Diet Coke for the next 3 days to support you.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:00 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
Common sense suggests that eating whatever the juice is made out of is far better for you nutritionally and digestively than drinking the juice.


better for digestion, yes, but juicing is wonderful for nutrient absorption. i dont question at all the effectiveness of juicing, but i do question the fasting diets where people dont eat any solid food for weeks.

Author:  Nas [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:01 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I'm drinking nothing but Diet Coke for the next 3 days to support you.


You'll be toothless in no time.

Author:  Nas [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:02 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Common sense suggests that eating whatever the juice is made out of is far better for you nutritionally and digestively than drinking the juice.


better for digestion, yes, but juicing is wonderful for nutrient absorption. i dont question at all the effectiveness of juicing, but i do question the fasting diets where people dont eat any solid food for weeks.


Those people are just losing a lot of muscle mass.

Author:  bigfan [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:58 pm ]
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You can drink juice and eat food. It is possible!

Author:  Mini Ditka [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:08 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I'm drinking nothing but Diet Coke for the next 3 days to support you.


You'll be toothless in no time.


It's actually the sugar in pop and juice that decays teeth. Diet drinks have food coloring, but they don't damage teeth.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:23 pm ]
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Mini Ditka wrote:
Nas wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I'm drinking nothing but Diet Coke for the next 3 days to support you.


You'll be toothless in no time.


It's actually the sugar in pop and juice that decays teeth. Diet drinks have food coloring, but they don't damage teeth.


You're reading too much into it. I'm pretty sure Nas was just threatening Rick with physical violence.

Author:  Spaulding [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:37 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Common sense suggests that eating whatever the juice is made out of is far better for you nutritionally and digestively than drinking the juice.


#Truth


That's a smoothie. There are benefits to both.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:47 pm ]
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I'm doing it because its there and I was challenged.

If I was dieting I'd just eat less. This is an unintended benefit of Lenten fasting

Author:  spanky [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:51 pm ]
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Mini Ditka wrote:
Nas wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I'm drinking nothing but Diet Coke for the next 3 days to support you.


You'll be toothless in no time.


It's actually the sugar in pop and juice that decays teeth. Diet drinks have food coloring, but they don't damage teeth.

This is my own personal hell.

Do I trust my dentist or "Mini Ditka"?

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:02 pm ]
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Bit of a complication. Apparently these aren't fresh. Fuck that I'm going in anyway

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