I don't care if he wins or loses. Just go out there and pitch me 7 solid innings and get it to the bullpen.

....any grammatically correct sentence...

I spent 6 hours working on a problem yesterday and this morning. Got fed up, rolled it back, and by doing it a different way I fixed it in about 15 minutes.

So, the moral of the story is: Give up quickly.

A guy at the office has brought donuts from Deerfield bakery with chocolate frosting on top and custard filled. I politely refuse but he insists I grab one. I

Last week I threw it in the garbage and this week I will do the same. I feel bad b/c they aren't cheap. But, donuts suck, frosting sucks and custard sucks. The trifecta of suck.

If I say "No thank you" thats the end of it. You're not gonna sell me on it. I dont want it. How desperate are you for me to eat this fucking thing?

Ah, Valentine's Day. It's never as easy to close as you think.

I'm stuck out of town in a hotel due to weather. Second time this month that I've been stuck on a Friday night. Southerners are pussies and can't deal with snow.

I used to think that Valentine's day was a stupid hallmark holiday, but after listening to various dudes around my office complain loudly about this very thing for the past couple of days I am starting to come around to the other way of thinking. Whats wrong with telling someone you care about you love them one day a year. Suck it up and buy some flowers and then have some sex with someone you care about. There are worse things in life.

I used to think that Valentine's day was a stupid hallmark holiday, but after listening to various dudes around my office complain loudly about this very thing for the past couple of days I am starting to come around to the other way of thinking. Whats wrong with telling someone you care about you love them one day a year. Suck it up and buy some flowers and then have some sex with someone you care about. There are worse things in life.

I love you.

A guy at the office has brought donuts from Deerfield bakery with chocolate frosting on top and custard filled. I politely refuse but he insists I grab one. I

Last week I threw it in the garbage and this week I will do the same. I feel bad b/c they aren't cheap. But, donuts suck, frosting sucks and custard sucks. The trifecta of suck.

You have to be Russian

I was in Pennsylvania earlier in the week. Was supposed to fly out Thursday morning out of Harrisburg, but made a 2 hour drive to Baltimore, and was able to get out Wednesday night in probably the first hour of that storm. I probably would have been stuck there for a couple days if I hadn't of gotten that last minute flight change done.

I had an erotic dream last night and a poster from here was in it. I feel very weird this morning.

I had an erotic dream last night and a poster from here was in it. I feel very weird this morning.

A guy at the office has brought donuts from Deerfield bakery with chocolate frosting on top and custard filled. I politely refuse but he insists I grab one. I

Last week I threw it in the garbage and this week I will do the same. I feel bad b/c they aren't cheap. But, donuts suck, frosting sucks and custard sucks. The trifecta of suck.

You could fax the donuts to me.