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Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:57 am ]
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Juno is the latest celebrity to come out of the oven burrito.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/14/ellen-pag ... oming-out/

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:27 am ]
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26yo? she looks 17

Author:  Regular Reader [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:31 am ]
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And that stops you how??? I've had some of the best times of all times with....women claiming the other team...initially,

Author:  spanky [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:35 am ]
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"Who is the kid?
"Paulie Bleeker"
"I didn't know he had it in him!"
"I know....right?"

Author:  badrogue17 [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:16 am ]
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Ive always thought she was pretty cute.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:30 am ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
Stinky pussy.

I saw them upstairs at Hamburger Mary's last year.

Author:  Chus [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:58 am ]
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spanky wrote:
"Who is the kid?
"Paulie Bleeker"
"I didn't know he had it in him!"
"I know....right?"


"Can I use the bathroom?"
"Sure. It's the second door on the left."
"Right. The room with the toilet.

Author:  Baby McNown [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:35 am ]
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I figured it would be the whack job writer who would end up coming out.

Author:  bigfan [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:51 am ]
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Why is this even considered a topic!

Gonna need a Zach Galifanukis to announce he is straight, call a major press conference for the event.

Author:  newper [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:04 pm ]
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Chris Kattan announcement coming soon.

Author:  donspiracy [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:09 pm ]
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No woman looks better with the pencil thin eyebrows. Seems like one of the those deals where a girl starts plucking or getting them threaded, next thing you know, the lady is halfway to just putting on clown makeup.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:15 pm ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
Stinky pussy.



That's the kind of sick thought that even I don't post here. :lol:

Keep up the good work. :salut:


This young actress probably is using the gay thing as a way of garnering publicity and getting better roles. She was seeing lifetime movie's in the not too distant future..

Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:23 pm ]
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She was good in Trailer Park Boys and Hard Candy.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:35 pm ]
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newper wrote:
Chris Kattan announcement coming soon.

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to here it, does it make a sound?

Author:  bigfan [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:30 pm ]
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i wish that girl from Girls would say she is gay. The one who writes it and is really ugly, but its not PC to say she is ugly because she is proud of her ugly, fat, tattooed body

Author:  Baby McNown [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:42 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
i wish that girl from Girls would say she is gay. The one who writes it and is really ugly, but its not PC to say she is ugly because she is proud of her ugly, fat, tattooed body

I thought you were talking about Melissa McCarthy until you said "tattooed"

Author:  SomeGuy [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:50 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
Why is this even considered a topic!

Gonna need a Zach Galifanukis to announce he is straight, call a major press conference for the event.


Watch it now, BF, that's code word for "I hate gays because I'm a bigot."

You're treading on thin ice.

Author:  Beardown [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:50 pm ]
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This is gonna hurt her career. Not because Hollywood is anti lesbian. Not at all. It's just that there aren't many lesbian roles in movies.

And i know what you're saying. She can still play a hetero sexual in the movies. True. You just don't see directors cast lesbians actresses that way once they're out of the closet. Same with gay actores as well.

In the defense of producers and directors, it's because they want you to buy their story. If the audience is thinking, "hey that actress is a lesbian" in a movie where she's the love interest of a guy, it takes away from the movie.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:59 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
This is gonna hurt her career. Not because Hollywood is anti lesbian. Not at all. It's just that there aren't many lesbian roles in movies.

And i know what you're saying. She can still play a hetero sexual in the movies. True. You just don't see directors cast lesbians actresses that way once they're out of the closet. Same with gay actores as well.

In the defense of producers and directors, it's because they want you to buy their story. If the audience is thinking, "hey that actress is a lesbian" in a movie where she's the love interest of a guy, it takes away from the movie.

Hasn't hurt Tom Cruise.

Author:  Beardown [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:03 pm ]
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Colonel Angus wrote:
Beardown wrote:
This is gonna hurt her career. Not because Hollywood is anti lesbian. Not at all. It's just that there aren't many lesbian roles in movies.

And i know what you're saying. She can still play a hetero sexual in the movies. True. You just don't see directors cast lesbians actresses that way once they're out of the closet. Same with gay actores as well.

In the defense of producers and directors, it's because they want you to buy their story. If the audience is thinking, "hey that actress is a lesbian" in a movie where she's the love interest of a guy, it takes away from the movie.

Hasn't hurt Tom Cruise.


That's my point. He still denies it. Though everybody knows, it makes a difference when you actually say it. He hasn't. Had he announced he was gay when he was young, he wouldn't have been cast in any of the blockbuster movies in his career.

And he's had a couple of beautiful wives that still fools middle America.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:18 pm ]
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Her "spirit suffered"


Deep

Author:  Regular Reader [ Sun Feb 16, 2014 1:53 am ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
Doogie Howser sucks a damn good cock and still does pretty well getting work where he pretends to like vaj,


How in the wild, wild world of sports would you so emphatically know this?!?

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:03 am ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
Q.Bovifs wrote:
Doogie Howser sucks a damn good cock and still does pretty well getting work where he pretends to like vaj,


How in the wild, wild world of sports would you so emphatically know this?!?

Panther is an expert in these things.

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