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Author:  Tad Queasy [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:41 am ]
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Author:  Hawg Ass [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:51 am ]
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I didn't know IMU got away from hot hatches.

Author:  redskingreg [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:58 am ]
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Wash your windshield.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:59 am ]
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I thought dolphin sold that Windstar last year ...

Author:  RFDC [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:00 am ]
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What does thing above license plate say?

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:02 am ]
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redskingreg wrote:
Wash your windshield.


Your response shames me.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:04 am ]
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RFDC wrote:
What does thing above license plate say?


I'm not convinced it's in English.

Author:  spmack [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:15 am ]
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Spaulding is a freaky girl, I see.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:38 am ]
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Two more. These don't fall into the same category as the first one, but I've had these on my phone for a while and keep forgetting to post them. I also had one of a guy whose license plate says "Cutler 6" but can't find it.

Big (Hawks) Fan and a Big (White Sox) Fan just to the right:
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Mike Florio?
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Author:  Rod [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:22 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
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On his way to Cooper's Hawk. Probably wearing flip flops and a ball cap.

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:23 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
Spaulding is a freaky girl, I see.



I would never drive a minivan.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:33 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
spmack wrote:
Spaulding is a freaky girl, I see.



I would never drive a minivan.



I think he was presuming it was Mr. Spaulding's van ... one of them anyway ...

Author:  Chus [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:42 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
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I would bet that the owner of that car didn't watch a single Hawks game before 2009-10.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:23 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
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this would be awesome if it made sense

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:30 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
spmack wrote:
Spaulding is a freaky girl, I see.



I would never drive a minivan.


Spalding....why the minivan hate? This opinion by many puzzles me.

I'm taller so I'm comfortable and the kids love it. And folding 3rd row seats help for hauling.

Would you drive a Tahoe, Suburban or one of the giant SUV's before you would a minivan?

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:48 pm ]
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No. I hate big, cumbersome cars. The biggest I think I could drive would be a Highlander or Volvo XC90. The convenience of a minivan is nice but yuck. They are just so ugly.

I drive a small 4 door sedan. When we went looking about 7 years ago the Honda Accords were too big. Hopefully my next car (in 10 years probably) will be a convertible.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:39 pm ]
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boss has one of these that he lets us drive up to the dells for work. he just insists we clean out all his booze bottles before we leave

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sweet fucking ride. its like limo with headroom.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:19 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
No. I hate big, cumbersome cars. The biggest I think I could drive would be a Highlander or Volvo XC90. The convenience of a minivan is nice but yuck. They are just so ugly.

I drive a small 4 door sedan. When we went looking about 7 years ago the Honda Accords were too big. Hopefully my next car (in 10 years probably) will be a convertible.

Midlife crisis...

Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:32 pm ]
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I would never drive a minivan either. Kid wants to play hockey? Too fucking bad.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:35 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
boss has one of these that he lets us drive up to the dells for work. he just insists we clean out all his booze bottles before we leave

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sweet fucking ride. its like limo with headroom.


Damn right that is, Ike.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:45 pm ]
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so your boss is a paraplegic?

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:49 pm ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
boss has one of these that he lets us drive up to the dells for work. he just insists we clean out all his booze bottles before we leave

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sweet fucking ride. its like limo with headroom.


Damn right that is, Ike.


Nice, but a little blasé for my tastes.

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Author:  Rod [ Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:19 am ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
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Back when I was in the speaker business one of my main competitors was an outfit out of New York called Pyramid. It was run by Orthodox Jews and the head guy was named Ziggy. I had built this '59 ambulance/hearse with an associate named Joe as a display vehicle. It looked like the Ghostbusters car except ours was called "Ghostblasters". It had six 18" woofers in it among other things. It was coated in phosphorous paint so it glowed in the dark. When I drove it off the trailer at CES in Las Vegas people lined up and stared.

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Ziggy was jealous as fuck so he hired the two guys who helped build the car, Mike Allen and Steve Baskins, to build a display vehicle for Pyramid. Allen and Baskins were two hillbillies and Ziggy and his minyan arrived in Kansas City to discuss the project with them on Shabbos. They took the boys to lunch at Pizza Hut. Allen was flabbergasted that the Jews refused to share the meatlovers pizza he ordered.

They decided they were going to outfit a conversion van. During the project, Allen and Baskins became so disgusted with Ziggy they decided to take revenge. When our guy Joe was custom painting the solar system and Milky Way galaxy on the side of the van they had him include a hidden message in the tail of a comet. He put in the words "Blow Me '89". Allen, Baskins, and I always referred to the vehicle as the Pyramid Blow Me Van.

Author:  Scorehead [ Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:48 am ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
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City folk should stay in the city.

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:38 pm ]
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I saw this car driving down Golf Rd yesterday in Schaumburg. This person drives like a real jagoff too. They were weaving all throughout 3 lanes and cutting cars off. Definite tool, and an obvious Schaumburg citizen.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:55 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
I saw this car driving down Golf Rd yesterday in Schaumburg. This person drives like a real jagoff too. They were weaving all throughout 3 lanes and cutting cars off. Definite tool, and an obvious Schaumburg citizen.

#FastTrack doesn't have time for that

Author:  FavreFan [ Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:57 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Definite tool, and an obvious Schaumburg citizen.

Redundant...

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:00 am ]
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redskingreg wrote:
Wash your windshield.


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Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:06 am ]
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getting out the Keeping Score triangulator to determine the location of that picture....I'll be looking in your window by this afternoon

Author:  spmack [ Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:09 am ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Wash your windshield.


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:lol:

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